2023-06-15 04:00:00
The next time you hear a minister from the Legault government say that he is going to solve a very complex problem, tell yourself one thing…
This government isn’t even crazy about banning cell phones in class.
Too delicate, it seems…
Too difficult…
You have to think, carry out studies, weigh the pros and cons, oh my, what a puzzle…
And these are the people who will revolutionize the health system?
Hahahahaha!
When you can’t even change the toilet paper roll, don’t tell me you’re going to renovate the kitchen!
URGES ! URGES !
Minister Drainville does not want to ban cell phones in primary and secondary school classes!
Why, good God?
Name me one reason, just one, why a ten-year-old child should have access to his cell phone in class!
Go ahead, I’m waiting…
One reason, just one, Mr. Drainville!
Seems to me that it’s not complicated… We’re not talking here about fighting climate change, damn it!
Put your cell phone in the cardboard box on my desk, and go sit down!
It’s not quantum physics!
No need to have a post-doctorate in philosophy of education from the University of Klagenfurt in Austria to realize that the cell phone has no place in the classroom!
Can you imagine if, in the middle of writing a column, I stopped everything to answer a call?
” What ? Are you going grocery shopping? Yes, bring me some orange juice! No pulp, please! And there are also bagels missing… Yes, see you soon my dear, I love you! »
Uh, well…
What was I saying again?
Ah yes, the cell phone! It seems to me that we don’t have — Ring!
“Mom, I told you not to call me when I write my column! Yes, it still works for tomorrow! At noon ! I have booked, yes! In the same place, yes! OK Bye ! »
NO glitch
Me, I’m sorry, but if you can’t boil water, don’t tell me you’re going to cook me a beef Wellington for supper!
The majority of studies recommend banning cell phones in class. Most parents agree. All the teachers want it.
On your knees. Hands clasped. A bag full of ice on his head and two Valiums in his mouth.
What are you waiting for, saint joualvert, to say it?
“No cellphones in class!” »
What, are you afraid of hurting the children?
As far as I know, a 12-year-old child doesn’t need to check the stock market every 10 minutes to know whether or not to sell his Dollarama shares!
We’re asking Zamboni drivers if they wouldn’t want to be teachers, we’re teaching in waste containers, we’re soon going to say that the word elephant is spelled ‘elefan’, we’re teaching that women and men, that doesn’t exist anymore…
But we don’t want to ban cell phones in class, because it’s too “tricky”?
Wow.
Tell me about a government that wants to “shake” the columns of the temple!
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