Who has the biggest?

Have you seen Pete’s car?

Oh he has a big car, Pete. A big car with a big engine.

Who makes vroom vroom on the corner of the street.

Everyone notices, Pete, when he rolls down the street. Vroom vroom he does with his big motor, vroom vroom.

He’s powerful, Pete! He is strong ! It is he who has the biggest engine of all!

Have you seen Jean’s muscles?

Oh, he’s got big muscles, Jean. Big bulging muscles he contemplates in his mirror at the gym.

When he walks in the street with his tight t-shirt, everyone notices him, Jean. They say to themselves: “Oh my, how manly he is! Oh my, how powerful he is! »

He’s got the biggest muscles in the neighborhood. And when he goes to the Beachclub, he rubs them with oil to make them look even bigger.

Have you seen Pedro’s big wallet?

Oh he has a big wallet, Pedro. A big wallet with big bills. Who make bling bling when he places them on the counter.

Pedro is looking forward to the F1 weekend. He might rent a big car that goes vroom vroom and drive around Crescent Street smoking big cigars for $50 a puff and playing loud boom boom music for everyone to notice.

Especially girls with big boobs and big lips.

It’s because he’s rich, Pedro. He sits at the very top of the pyramid.

Fort, Pedro. Fort.

Have you seen Baptiste’s knife?

Oh, he has a big knife, Baptiste. A big knife with a big blade.

When he pulls it out, everyone is silent. He’s the king, Baptiste. With his big knife, he commands respect. Oh, how big is Baptiste’s knife. Oh how scary.

He’s got the biggest knife of them all. A long knife with a super hard blade.

Have you seen Karim’s gun? Oh what a beautiful revolver, Karim. A revolver that goes bang bang.

When he enters his auto vroom vroom, listens to his boom boom music, counts his bling bling money and pulls out his bang bang revolver, everyone looks at him with admiration.

Have you seen Mike’s semi-automatic weapon? Oh how big is Mike’s weapon! With a big cannon. And a big charger. Filled with big balls.

He’s got big sockets, Mike. Have you seen the casings he unloads? It goes pow-pow.

Six hundred rounds the minute he can fire, Mike. And he can start once more whenever he wants.

His cannon vibrates in his hands. It’s spitting. Then he smokes.

Have you seen Vladimir’s missiles? Oh, he’s got big missiles, Vladimir.

He has the biggest missiles of all. He can raze entire cities.

People are so afraid of Vladimir’s missiles that they let him do whatever he wants.

He is the strongest.

He’s got the biggest one.

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