“Hello, I am your neighbor, Volodymyr Zelensky. My house is burning, can you please help me put out the fire? »
“Oh, I’d love to, but it’s supper time, I have to feed my children…”
- Listen to the Martineau – Dutrizac match broadcast live every day at 11 a.m. via OLD radio :
COURAGE, SIR!
“Is your house burning down? But it is appalling! Here, here’s $30, go buy a fire extinguisher at the hardware store next door! No, no, I insist, really! You’ll pay me back when you can…”
“Is your house on fire? Monique, the house next door is burning down, quick, pack your bags, you have to go! »
“Yes, I saw that on TV earlier! What a drama! We might see the roof collapsing! With my 4K TV, it’s as if we were there… Unfortunately, I have an appointment, but our hearts are with you! »
“Is your house burning down? Exactly, my whole family is gathered in the living room for my grandson’s birthday, come in and tell us regarding it! »
“Oh no, I’m afraid of fire! But courage, sir, courage! Here, I’m going to film you and I’m going to publish my video on my Instagram account, it will make people aware of the importance of installing sprinklers…”
” Help you ? Are you mad ? All of a sudden it’s an arsonist who set your house on fire, he might want to take revenge and set fire to ours! No, thank you, I have enough trouble as it is! »
STOP PLAYING WITH ELECTRICITY!
“Is your house on fire? What did you do to make this happen? Did you fall asleep with a cigarette in your mouth? Have you tried to repair your electrical system? You know it’s very dangerous to do that when you’re not a certified electrician! »
“Sir, first let me tell you that I find you very brave! My wife, my children, me, everyone here admires your resilience! If you want, we are ready to welcome your children for the night! But as for helping you fight the flames, unfortunately that won’t be possible, it’s too dangerous… You understand, I hope! Put yourself in our place! If it was our house that was burning, I’m not saying… We’d be fighting with the energy of despair! But the… “
” Eh ? What ? I’m sorry, but have you seen what time it is??? What’s the idea of waking people up in the middle of the night? »
DO YOU HAVE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD?
“Is your house on fire? Stay here, I’ll call 9-1-1! »
“Yes, I am the mayor! Yes, we have a fire department! But I don’t want to put their lives in danger…”
” Oh dear ! Wait, I’m going to organize a Zoom meeting with all my family members to see what we might do to help you! I hope we will have a quorum, because two of my cousins went fishing…”
“Yes, as a volunteer firefighter, I have everything I need to help you, but… Are you a member of the ADLVS? The Association of tenants victims of disasters? No ? Sorry, we can’t do anything for you! We just help our members! But courage, huh! »
- Listen to the Lisée – Mulcair match with Martineau broadcast live every day at 8 a.m. via OLD radio :
