Vogue Williams Takes on an Orgy—For Science!
Oh, the modern world of documentary filmmaking! When did we get to the stage where immersing oneself in a full-blown sex party is just *research*? Honestly, if that’s the case, we’ve all got some serious career prospects ahead of us! Vogue Williams, taking the plunge into the bizarre at an orgy for an RTÉ documentary, has certainly set the bar high for “hands-on research.”
During her podcast “Never Live It Down,” Vogue describes a vivid scene: beds, swings, and a concerning lack of attractive men—what could possibly go wrong? It was like a modern-day Goldilocks—lots of bears but none that were just right.
“There were loads of women that were rides but the men were dodge,” Vogue candidly admitted. You’ve got to respect her honesty. If I had a euro for every time I’ve found myself surrounded by questionable blokes at a party, I’d at least be able to afford the therapy needed to unpack that trauma. And let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ mental health cash cow? It’s like visiting a local pub: lots of laughter, a smattering of regret, and a healthy dose of “What was I thinking?”
Imagine walking into the room, excitement brewing, only to be met with the sights of what Vogue aptly put: “dodge” men. It’s like being invited to a lavish buffet only to find out it’s all gluten-free kale chips. Cheers for the diversity, but I’m looking for a little more *meat* on my plate—which I suppose is absolutely relevant to an orgy!
The podcast lights up with cheeky banter, particularly the moment when they jokingly mused about running into family members in such “intimate” settings. Nothing like seeing Uncle Paddy in a compromising position to ruin a holiday dinner! “Paddy, what the f**k are you doing here?” is a line we could all imagine shouting at a family barbecue but seeing it at an orgy, now that’s next-level awkward!
And Vogue, bless her, uses this experience to highlight the absurdity of modern dating, particularly for women. There’s an unintentional social experiment at play here, right? If you can have beautiful women in one corner and a gaggle of “dodgy” blokes in the other, it raises the question—how are single men still single? I mean, what’s the criteria for an invite? A pulse and a pulse? That’s a cheekily low bar to clear for anyone hoping to ‘get lucky’. Maybe they were just saving their best for the dance floor, where we hope the steps are a bit more choreographed than the earlier festivities!
On a more serious note, Vogue has managed to become a significant voice in both the fashion industry and the realm of open conversation about sexuality. Her documentary work often pokes fun but ultimately sheds light on deeper societal issues—an invigorating snapshot of modern relationships. If strippers turned philosophers exist, Vogue’s certainly the queen bee of sex-positive discourse! Who knows, maybe her next venture involves an IKEA-style manual to navigate the sexual zeitgeist of the 21st century.
In conclusion, it seems Vogue’s experience at the orgy could be the plot twist we didn’t know we needed. Whether for research or sheer curiosity, it’s ripe for conversation, laughter, and a touch of embarrassment, the kind we all hope to laugh away over a glass of wine—a winking toast to humanity’s most peculiar gatherings. So here’s to Vogue and her daring documentaries: making research a whole lot cheekier and infinitely more relatable!
“As I surveyed the guests, I noticed a plethora of attractive women, but the men left much to be desired.”
However, the Howth native was quick to emphasize that her presence was purely for research purposes while working on a thought-provoking documentary for RTÉ.
“I attended the so-called ‘sex party,’ but I want to clarify that it wasn’t for sexual reasons,” she told comedian Emma Doran during an engaging episode of her podcast, Never Live It Down.
“We were shooting a documentary that delved deeply into themes of intimacy and sexuality,” she elaborated.
“In the midst of an orgy at a sex club, tucked away in an industrial estate, the experience was truly eye-opening.”
“Upon entering, I was met with an array of beds, a sex swing, and various themed rooms, and I couldn’t help but notice that while there were many beautiful women, the men were rather underwhelming,” she remarked with a hint of humor.
“You’d be absolutely infuriated if you were looking for something more,” she quipped, drawing laughter from the audience.
Vogue, alongside Emma, humorously considered the awkwardness of running into familiar faces at such intimate gatherings, illustrating the point with a chuckle about encountering someone like “your cousin Michael” in that setting.
“Paddy, what the actual heck are you doing here?” Vogue exclaimed, her incredulity clear.
Vogue has gained recognition for her engaging documentaries, including impactful titles like Wild Girls, On The Edge, and The Afterlife.
In addition to her podcast Never Live It Down, she co-hosts My Therapist Ghosted Me and Vogue And Spencer, sharing insights into her life with husband Spencer Matthews, a former Made In Chelsea star.
Speaking about her podcast earlier this year on Ireland AM, Vogue elaborated on its interesting premise: “It’s about having candid conversations with a range of guests, particularly those who possess a great sense of humor.”
This is all about prompting guests to discuss topics they typically wouldn’t encounter in standard interviews, creating a unique dynamic that has been well-received.
With a variety of hilarious comedians already featured, she stated that their far-fetched stories make the podcast an enjoyable experience.
The 38-year-old expressed her love for podcasting, citing her natural curiosity: “Being incredibly nosey, this role provides a perfect outlet.”
“Engaging in conversations while podcasting feels incredibly organic,” she shared enthusiastically.
“While there’s a significant amount of preparation involved, it’s truly the aspect that I relish the most. It feels like a dream job to me.”
Since its inception in April 2021, the podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me has skyrocketed to an impressive 3.5 million monthly listeners, while Vogue and Spencer candidly share updates about their personal lives.
Earlier this month, it was announced that Vogue will participate as a celebrity contender in the upcoming Strictly Come Dancing Christmas special.
She is set to partner with the talented professional dancer Carlos Gu for this much-anticipated one-off edition of the beloved BBC dancing show, where six celebrities will showcase their skills in a festive competition for the title of Strictly Christmas Champion 2024.
Drag artist Tayce and comedian Josh Widdecombe have already been confirmed as participants in this special event.
Williams expressed her enthusiasm, stating: “Joining the Strictly family fills me with excitement.
“Carlos might have a better chance of winning a Nobel Prize than making me a good dancer, but I’m devoted to giving my utmost effort.”
“I’m thoroughly enjoying the experience so far, and I can’t wait to hit the ballroom floor.”
In 2012, she showcased her dancing ability on Dancing With The Stars Australia alongside professional dancer Christopher Page. Their journey concluded as the third couple eliminated from the competition.
The highly anticipated Strictly Come Dancing Christmas special is set to air on BBC One on Christmas Day.
