Vodafone has prepared an interesting tariff offer for new customers. On Black Friday and the following weekend, i.e. from November 29 to December 1, 2024, will reduce the prices of its three unlimited data plans. The price of the monthly flat rate will start at CZK 399. If customers activate their tariffs during the three days mentioned, they will be able to use them permanently with a reduced flat rate.
The operator expects a lot of interest in tariffs at a discounted price, so he will leave all brick-and-mortar stores open on the weekend, including those that would otherwise be closed. There will be no special tariffs, unlimited tariffs from Vodafone’s regular offer – Unlimited Basic+, Unlimited Super+ and Unlimited Premium 5G will be discounted.
Rates Unlimited Basic+ includes unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks and an unlimited amount of data. Data transfer speed is limited to 4 Mbit/s. However, five times a month you can take advantage of the discount and speed up your transfers to the level of the maximum available network speed for the whole day. The price of the flat rate in the Black Friday event will be 399 CZK monthly. This is a 20% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, otherwise the operator charges a ridiculous 747 CZK according to the price list.
Rates Unlimited Super+ includes unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks and an unlimited amount of data. Data transfer speed is limited to 20 Mbit/s. However, five times a month you can take advantage of the discount and speed up your transfers to the level of the maximum available network speed for the whole day. The price of the flat rate in the Black Friday event will be 599 CZK monthly. This is a 25% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, otherwise the operator charges an inadequate 997 CZK according to the price list.
Rates Unlimited Premium 5G includes unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks and an unlimited amount of data with the full transfer speed provided by the network. The price of the flat rate in the Black Friday event will be 889 CZK monthly. This is a 19% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, otherwise the operator charges an astronomical 1307 CZK according to the price list.
The offer is only intended for new customers (activation with a new phone number), customers switching from a competitor or existing customers with a prepaid Vodafone card. An existing Vodafone flat-rate customer who would like to use this offer to reduce his monthly expenses will probably not have time to perform the popular maneuver of leaving his number to another operator and then returning to the offer. The actual transfer of the number (in one direction) usually takes three calendar days, but Vodafone’s Black Friday offer starts already this Friday.
(In a dry, sarcastic tone, a la Jimmy Carr) Ah, Black Friday, the one day of the year where companies try to convince us that buying stuff we don’t need is a good idea. And what better way to join the masses in this frenzy of consumerism than with a discounted phone plan from Vodafone? Because, you know, the one thing we all really need is more data.
(Sarcastic tone gives way to a burst of excitement, a la Ricky Gervais) But wait, there’s more! Vodafone has prepared a special offer for new customers, just in time for Black Friday. And by “special offer”, I mean they’re knocking off a few hundred korunas from their ridiculously priced plans. I mean, who needs food or rent when you can have unlimited data at a slightly lower price?
(In a silly, over-the-top tone, a la Rowan Atkinson) Now, let’s get to the exciting details! For the low, low price of 399 CZK per month, you can get the Unlimited Basic+ plan, which includes unlimited minutes and SMS, and an unlimited amount of data… at a speed of 4 Mbit/s. Oh, but don’t worry, you can upgrade to the maximum available network speed for the whole day… five times a month! That’s like, what, an hour and a half of proper internet usage per month?
(Back to a drier, observational tone, a la Lee Evans) I mean, let’s be real, 399 CZK is still a lot of money for what’s essentially a mediocre phone plan. And don’t even get me started on the Unlimited Super+ plan, which costs 599 CZK per month. That’s like, what I pay for my entire phone bill… and I’ve got a unlimited everything and a free beer on Fridays.
(In a mock-conspiratorial tone, a la Ricky Gervais) But wait, there’s more! Vodafone’s Unlimited Premium 5G plan is available for the bargain price of 889 CZK per month. That’s like, what, a minor car payment? But hey, at least you’ll get full transfer speeds and all the data you could possibly want. I mean, who needs a social life when you’ve got 5G, right?
(In a cheeky tone, a la Jimmy Carr) And the best part? This offer is only available to new customers, customers switching from a competitor, or existing customers with a prepaid Vodafone card. So, if you’re an existing flat-rate customer looking to save a few bucks, tough luck. You might as well try to get out of a contract with Vodafone as try to get a decent night’s sleep after eating a dodgy kebab.
(Concludes in a wry, observational tone, a la Lee Evans) So, if you’re in the market for a new phone plan and don’t mind overpaying for it, then Vodafone’s Black Friday offer might be for you. But if you’re looking for a good deal, you might want to keep looking. After all, as the great philosopher, Douglas Adams, once said, “Don’t panic!” Unless, of course, you’re dealing with a phone company. Then panic all you want.
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Vodafone has prepared an extraordinary tariff offer for new customers. On Black Friday and the following weekend, from November 29 to December 1, 2024, Vodafone will significantly reduce the prices of its three unlimited data plans. The price of the monthly flat rate will start at an unbeatable CZK 399, offering customers an exceptional opportunity to enjoy unlimited minutes, SMS, and data.
To cater to the expected high demand, Vodafone will keep all its brick-and-mortar stores open on the weekend, including those that would otherwise be closed. This ensures that customers can swiftly activate their tariffs and take advantage of the special offer without any inconvenience. The discounted tariffs – Unlimited Basic+, Unlimited Super+, and Unlimited Premium 5G – are part of Vodafone’s regular offer, and customers who activate them during the three-day period can enjoy the reduced flat rate permanently.
The Unlimited Basic+ tariff includes unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks and an unlimited amount of data, with a data transfer speed limited to 4 Mbit/s. However, customers can enjoy five speed boosts per month, accelerating their transfers to the maximum available network speed for an entire day. During the Black Friday event, the price of this tariff will be an incredible CZK 399 per month, representing a 20% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, which stands at CZK 747.
The Unlimited Super+ tariff offers unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks, along with an unlimited amount of data, and a data transfer speed limited to 20 Mbit/s. Similar to the Unlimited Basic+ tariff, customers can enjoy five speed boosts per month, accelerating their transfers to the maximum available network speed for an entire day. The price of this tariff during the Black Friday event will be CZK 599 per month, representing a 25% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, which stands at CZK 997.
Furthermore, the Unlimited Premium 5G tariff includes unlimited minutes and SMS to all domestic networks, an unlimited amount of data, and full transfer speed provided by the network. The price of this tariff during the Black Friday event will be CZK 889 per month, representing a 19% discount compared to the current price in the ongoing Christmas offer, which stands at CZK 1307.
Please note that this offer is exclusive to new customers (activation with a new phone number), customers switching from a competitor, or existing customers with a prepaid Vodafone card. Existing Vodafone flat-rate customers who wish to take advantage of this offer to reduce their monthly expenses may not have sufficient time to transfer their number to another operator and back to Vodafone before the offer expires, as the actual transfer process typically takes three calendar days.
