Bravo’s “Vanderpump Rules” is getting a bit of a revamp, and we’re not just talking about a new menu at SUR. No, no, it’s much juicier than that. The network has decided to give the show a complete cast overhaul, and I’ve got to say, it’s about bloody time. I mean, how many times can you watch Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz make poor life choices before you want to scream, “Lads, get it together!”?
But fear not, fans of the original cast. Lisa Vanderpump will be back for the new season, because let’s be real, she’s the real star of the show. I mean, who else can make a defection of enthusiasm and charm while simultaneously running a successful restaurant empire? The queen, that’s who. And she’ll be surrounded by a new group of lovelies who work at her West Hollywood hotspot, SUR. Think of it as a reboot, but with better lighting and less of Tom Sandoval’s ego.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. What about the rest of the gang? Well, sources close to the show (i.e., people who want to keep their job) tell TMZ that the OG stars were notified of this decision by production last night. And honestly, I’m a bit surprised it took Bravo this long to give them the old heave-ho. I mean, Ariana Madix’s look of perpetual disappointment was starting to get on my nerves. And don’t even get me started on James Kennedy. I’m not sure what’s more cringeworthy, his music or his attempts at being a functioning member of society.
But don’t worry, folks, the OG stars won’t be left out in the cold. Insiders say they’ll still have plenty of opportunities to appear on other Bravo shows, like “The Valley,” a spin-off that’s already starring some other “VPR” alums. Think of it as a Bravo version of the WWE, but with more face-lifts and fewer concussions.
And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of “Vanderpump Rules,” don’t worry, there’s a retrospective special coming your way. It’s like a greatest hits album, but instead of music, it’ll be a collection of the most dramatic moments from the show. Think of it as a highlight reel of all the times Stassi Schroeder threw a tantrum or Scheana Shay made poor life choices.
All in all, it’s a bold move by Bravo, and I applaud them for shaking things up. After all, as the great philosopher, Dolly Parton, once said, “If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” And let’s be real, the original cast of “Vanderpump Rules” was starting to feel like a bit of a rain cloud. Time to bring in some new sunshine, and I for one, can’t wait to see what the new season has in store.
Bid farewell to the original cast of the reality TV show “Vanderpump Rules” as Bravo gears up to entirely reboot the show for its upcoming 12th season, shifting the focus to a fresh set of servers at Lisa Vanderpump’s influential West Hollywood restaurant, SUR.
According to sources close to the network, Lisa Vanderpump will continue to be a part of the new season, albeit with a novel ensemble of staff at her SUR restaurant, which was previously a central hub for the show’s original cast members, who forged close bonds and frequently found themselves entangled in romantic relationships, conflicts, and drama.
By reverting to its original format, Season 12 will rediscover the excitement of Lisa’s multifaceted culinary empire, capturing pivotal, and often dramatic, events that unfold within SUR, where long-term relationships, explosive confrontations, and brewing tensions were once unveiled to television viewers across the globe.
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The network broke the news to key cast members last night, effectively parting ways with numerous high-profile individuals who served as integral to the show’s past successes. Among those departing the series are household names such as Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, and Scheana Shay, indicating that the forthcoming season will boast a refreshed cast.
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