(in a dry, Jimmy Carr-esque tone) Ah, the Ultra-Marin, a foot race that’s almost as exciting as watching paint dry. But, I suppose, if you’re into that sort of thing. (pauses for comedic effect) Anyway, the organization of this prestigious event (sarcastic tone) has finally reached an agreement with the town hall of Vannes, after a bit of a kerfuffle. How thrilling.
(channels Rowan Atkinson’s physical comedy style, making a silly face) Now, let’s get to the juicy stuff. You see, the main sticking point was the extension of the race to four days instead of the usual three. (in a mock-excited tone) Oh, the horror! The festivities, which I’m sure are absolutely electrifying, would have been held at the port and in the Gardens of the ramparts. (deadpan) But, alas, the local residents were fed up with the “nuisance” caused by the events. You know, the usual: noise, crowds, and the occasional porta-potty sighting. (Rolls his eyes)
(in a sarcastic tone, à la Ricky Gervais) And here’s the best part: the town hall felt like they’d been presented with a fait accompli, while the organization of the race claimed it was all just a big misunderstanding. (in a mocking tone) Oh, isn’t that just the most thrilling game of he-said-she-said you’ve ever heard? (eye-roll) Who needs a sporting event when you have bureaucracy?
(Lee Evans-esque commentary) Now, now, now, it’s all good, folks! The protagonists have kissed and made up, and it’s all going to be sorted out… in 2026. Because that’s when they’ll relocate some of the activities to Chorus Park, which, I’m sure, is the epitome of excitement. (sarcastic tone) Who wouldn’t want to watch a bunch of people run around in a park? I mean, it’s not like you could do that in any old park, is it? (laughs)
(in a cheeky tone, like Jimmy Carr) And, let’s get this straight: the proposal to spread the races over four days has been validated. Now, this is where it gets really interesting. (in a mock-excited tone) You see, this change makes it possible to better manage the flow of the public, runners, and vehicles. (excitedly) Oh, the thrill of logistics! Who needs a Formula 1 racing event when you have Ultra-Marin trying to shuffle some folks around? (roars with laughter)
(exasperated) Fine, let’s wrap this up. Registrations for the races are now set for December 2nd to 4th, 2024. So, mark your calendars, folks! (hatred dripping from his tone) Can’t wait to see who’s going to sign up for the thrill ride that is the Ultra-Marin.
Press Release Sparks Hope for Ultra-Marin’s 20th Anniversary
In a recent press release, dated Monday, November 25, 2024, the Ultra-Marin organization announced a breakthrough agreement with the Vannes town hall, resolving previous tensions. This development comes after a tumultuous period, marked by a deep-seated misunderstanding between the two parties, as the Vannes municipality initially rejected several novel features planned for the twentieth anniversary of the renowned foot race. The festivities are scheduled to take place from June 26 to 29, 2025, around the picturesque Gulf of Morbihan.
The primary point of contention centered on the extension of the race and its accompanying festivities to four days, rather than the traditional three. The Ultra-Marin organization sought to host these events at the port and the Gardens of the ramparts. Conversely, the town hall’s refusal was motivated by the concerns of local residents, who expressed frustration with the disruption caused by the events taking place in the city center.
Constructive Dialogue Yields a Positive Outcome
Subsequent to a meeting on November 19, the parties reached a mutually beneficial agreement. The Ultra-Marin organization extended its gratitude to the town hall, acknowledging the high quality of their exchange. Although the town hall initially felt presented with a fait accompli, the organization emphasized the importance of enhanced communication to better anticipate the event’s organization.
Furthermore, the Ultra-Marin organization expressed its awareness of the town hall’s concerns regarding the potential disruption caused by the event. In light of this, a collaborative effort was proposed to mitigate the impact. The organization committed to stepping up its work in this area. Moreover, the proposal to expand the event to four days was validated, ensuring better management of the public, runners, and vehicles. This adjustment is expected to yield significant advantages for both the municipality and the environment.
Relocation to Chorus Park on the Horizon
Looking ahead to the 2026 edition, the city and the Ultra-Marin organization will jointly consider relocating certain activities to Chorus Park. This strategic decision aims to alleviate the strain on the city center, creating a more enjoyable experience for participants, spectators, and residents alike.
Ultimately, the agreement paves the way for a successful twentieth anniversary celebration of the Ultra-Marin. This milestone event will not only honor the competition’s rich history but also set the stage for future editions, ensuring a harmonious coexistence between the event and the local community.
As a testament to this newfound understanding, the registration process for the races, previously delayed due to disagreements, has been rescheduled. Prospective participants can now sign up on Monday, December 2, Tuesday, December 3, and Wednesday, December 4, 2024.
