The Victoria’s Secret Grand Show: Back With a Bang! … and Quite the Wardrobe!
Published: 16 October 2024 | Updated: 10:37
Well, folks, after being kicked around for a lack of diversity and representation—much like a piñata at a five-year-old’s birthday party—the Victoria’s Secret Grand Show is strutting back onto the scene. And, might I say, it’s come back with a line-up that could make even the most jaded fashionista sigh in awe.
Supermodels and Super Drama
Tyra Banks, Gigi Hadid, and Kate Moss stormed the catwalk like it was Black Friday at a shoe sale. I mean, if these ladies had winged capes, we’re basically looking at a superhero convention with impeccable hair and makeup!
And Here’s the Show-Stopping Line-Up!
- Tyra Banks – Looking like she just stepped off a giant Vogue cover. Seriously, how does one person manage to be both stunning and intelligent? Stop it, Tyra, you’re making the rest of us look bad!
- Anok Yai – A true testament to changing standards, she reminded us that beauty finally comes in a variety of shades.
- Gigi Hadid – She’s back, and this time, it feels like she brought her entire closet!
- Ashley Graham – A beacon of body positivity, showing the world that the only six-pack we should be focusing on is the one in our fridge!
- Candice Swanepoel – Turned heads faster than a librarian in a book-burning protest. You do you, Candice!
- Alessandra Ambrosio – Still making us feel inadequate, one runway at a time.
- Kate Moss – Making ’90s cool again, like a vintage denim jacket you can’t throw away—because, darling, it’s iconic!
- Cher – Not just walking the runway, but strutting with her usual sass! She performed live and you could hear the collective gasp of amazement from every corner of the globe. The woman is ageless, and I’m convinced she bathes in unicorn tears and moisturizer!
Where’s the Magic?
Following a perceived fall from grace, the production decided to pull together a lineup that even the most avid critics had to applaud. But let’s not kid ourselves—was it really a decision based on moral obligation, or did someone just see their ticket sales plummeting faster than the economy in a recession?
A Cheeky Send-Off
So here’s to the return of the Victoria’s Secret Grand Show. May it always be a little less catty and a lot more fabulous! After all, if we can celebrate a massive catwalk of beauty and talent, we might just start thinking there’s hope for the world outside of runway shoes! Well, if you can walk in them, that is.
