(in a sharp, observational tone, with a hint of cheekiness)
Ah, the top 3 news stories of the day, folks! Because who doesn’t love a good countdown? It’s like a game show, but without the annoying host and the overexcited audience. Although, if I’m being honest, I do hope the audience is overexcited. I mean, it’s not every day you get to read about Indonesia’s Free Meal Program, Apple’s investment proposal, and the top 10 smartest dog breeds. (pauses for comedic effect)
So, let’s get started, shall we?
Number 1: Indonesia’s Free Meal Program
Ah, the Free Meal Program. Because who doesn’t love a good freebie? I mean, it’s like a never-ending buffet, but without the risk of food poisoning. (chuckles) According to the head of the Indonesian National Nutrition Agency, Dadan Hindayana, the program aims to cover 82.9 million people by 2027. That’s a lot of free meals, folks! I hope they’re ready for the stampede of hungry Indonesians. (winks)
But seriously, it’s great to see a government initiative that focuses on providing essential nutrition to its citizens. I mean, who needs luxury cars and fancy gadgets when you can have a full stomach, right?
Number 2: Apple’s US$100 Million Investment Proposal
Ah, Apple. The folks who brought you the iPhone, the iPad, and the i-Can’t-Believe-They’re-Charging-So-Much-For-A-Phone. (smirks) Anyway, it seems their US$100 million investment proposal didn’t quite meet the requirements of the Indonesian government. Ouch! That’s like getting a rejection letter from your crush, but with more zeros.
According to Industry Minister Agus Gumiwang Kartasasmita, the proposal didn’t meet four aspects of fairness. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I’m pretty sure it involves a lot of numbers and bureaucratic jargon. (rolls his eyes)
Number 3: Top 10 Smartest Dog Breeds
Ah, dogs! Man’s best friend, or as I like to call them, man’s best excuse for getting out of social events. (laughs) "Sorry, can’t make it to the party, I have to walk the dog… for the next 3 hours." (winks)
Anyway, it seems that some dog breeds are smarter than others. Who knew? (sarcasm) I mean, it’s not like I’ve seen a Poodle outsmart a Golden Retriever or anything. (chuckles)
According to Stanley Coren, a psychology professor and neuropsychological researcher, the smartest dog breeds are mostly herding and hunting breeds. Ah, those high-energy breeds, always on the go, always barking. I’m pretty sure they’re the canine equivalent of a caffeine-fueled millennial. (laughs)
And there you have it, folks! The top 3 news stories of the day. I hope you found them informative, entertaining, or at the very least, mildly amusing. (smirks) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go walk my dog… for the next 3 hours. (winks)
Here is the rewritten article:
TEMPORARY, Jakarta – Tempo English compiled the top 3 news on Tuesday, November 26, 2024. Here are the detailed highlights:
1. Indonesia’s Free Meal Program Aims to Reach 82.9 Million People by 2027
Head of the Indonesian National Nutrition Agency, Dadan Hindayana, targets the ambitious Free Meal program to cover 82.9 million people in 2027. The program, scheduled to start in December 2024, will cover 923 points across Indonesia, increasing to 2,000 points in April 2025, and further expanding to 5,000 points in July-August 2025.
Hindayana’s ambitious plan aims to eliminate hunger and malnutrition nationwide. “Our target for 2027 includes 82.9 million people,” he emphasized in Jakarta. “We will start the pilot project from Sabang to Merauke, and gradually expand the program to other areas.”
Read more: https://en.tempo.co/read/1945462/indonesias-free-meal-program-starts-in-december-aims-to-reach-82-9-million-people-by-2027
2. Apple’s US$100 Million Investment Proposal Lacks Fairness in Four Aspects
The Indonesian Industry Minister, Agus Gumiwang Kartasasmita, has expressed reservations about Apple’s US$100 million investment proposal. According to his ministry’s technocratic assessment, the proposal fails to meet four aspects of fairness.
Kartasasmita explained that the aspects of fairness include Apple’s investment in other countries, investment recorded in other brands of mobile phones, handheld computers, and tablets in Indonesia, the creation of added value and state revenue, and jobs generated from the realization of the investment.
Read more: https://en.tempo.co/amp/1945511/apples-us100-million-investment-proposal-does-not-meet-4-aspects-of-fairness-indonesian-minister-says
3. Top 10 Smartest Dog Breeds in the World Ranked
The intelligence of dog breeds has long been debated among animal lovers. To answer this question, Stanley Coren, a psychology professor, and neuropsychological researcher ranked the top 10 smartest dog breeds in the world.
Coren’s comprehensive analysis reveals that high-energy breeds, often used for herding and hunting, occupy the top spots. Some of the smartest breeds require extensive exercise and socialization to maintain their intellectual abilities.
Read more: https://en.tempo.co/read/1906893/top-10-smartest-dog-breeds-the-most-calm-and-intelligent
