Ah, welcome to another delightful episode of the podcast rollercoaster “Dirk Runs Along.” I mean, come on, who needs a marathon of Netflix when you can listen to Thies Kruse from Rhauderfehn complete a marathon while firmly sitting on the couch of non-runners? It’s like cheering for the fridge in a food competition. “I don’t like running,” he says, which is almost as surprising as hearing a cat say it prefers baths to catnip!
So, our hero, Thies, decided to run his first marathon in Oldenburg despite his obvious distaste for jogging. Brilliant strategy, really. It’s like deciding to go on a diet by opening a bakery—proactive yet perplexing! And while it’s clear Thies isn’t bursting with enthusiasm over lacing up those trainers, he managed to score a finish time of 4 hours, 44 minutes, and 44 seconds. I mean, how more on-brand for a non-runner can you get? If that’s not a divine sign, I don’t know what is—unless it’s just your average run-of-the-mill numerology fanboy with a watch that’s obsessed with the number four.
Now, the real cliffhanger, or should I say “thigh-hanger,” comes when Thies was ready to throw in the towel at 27 kilometers. I can picture him there, standing still, glancing longingly at the nearest pub, contemplating if life was all about enjoying a good pint rather than slogging it out on the pavement. But wait! Two phone calls came in to save the day! I mean, talk about a plot twist—who knew that a pep talk or a distraction just might be the keys to not collapsing on the marathon route? Maybe one was from our very own Dirk informing him of a post-race pizza party. That’s motivation I can get behind!
And speaking of Dirk, he wasn’t just sitting pretty while Thies was battling the stubbornness of his legs. He participated in the “Black Cat Night Run” in Schirum, which sounds both mysterious and slightly discriminatory against other cats. Honestly, just imagine trying to explain that to a group of dogs. “Oh yes, we run under the stars—but only with black cats! The others can sit this one out!” Come on, dogs would just bark in confusion—they’re not known for their subtlety!
Now, if you find yourself interested—or overly intrigued by watching people sweat over long distances without the comfort of a sofa—make sure to tune in to “Dirk Runs Along.” It’s available everywhere podcasts are, offering that sweet mix of entertainment and absurdity that only running stories can provide. Or, you know, you could just listen while eating popcorn on your couch. Honestly, the choice is yours, but I know where I stand—right next to the popcorn machine!
So, lace up your running shoes or your favorite slippers and head on over to listen! And remember: if you can’t run a marathon, at least enjoy Thies’s journey while a snack awaits by your side.
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In the latest episode of the popular podcast “Dirk Runs Along,” Thies Kruse from Rhauderfehn shares his incredible journey of completing a marathon despite being a self-professed non-runner, revealing the pivotal role of two motivating phone calls in his journey to perseverance.
Rhauderfehn – At just 27 years old, Thies Kruse candidly admits, “I don’t like running,” yet he bravely took on the challenge of his first marathon in Oldenburg. In an engaging interview with editors Daniel Noglik and Dirk Hellmers, he elaborates on the motivations that drove him to overcome his dislike for the sport and complete the race.
Thies Kruse (middle) tackled the marathon alongside fellow runners Jonas Kruse (left) and Tobias Thamling, showcasing the strength of camaraderie in endurance sports. Photo: private
How does one manage to finish a marathon when they don’t consider themselves a runner, and what alternative fitness routines does he engage in to maintain his health? In a compelling conversation with the two journalists, Thies answers these questions and opens up about his struggle to continue after reaching the 27-kilometer mark, sharing how two critical phone calls provided the encouragement he needed to push through. His intriguing finishing time—4 hours, 44 minutes, and 44 seconds—also becomes a focal point of discussion.
Dirk was also present at the marathon in Oldenburg; he discusses his experience during the ten-kilometer race and shares his impressions of the enchanting “Black Cat Night Run” held in Schirum, which was beautifully illuminated by various light installations lining the route. Photo: Hellmers
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### Interview with Thies Kruse: A Marathon Journey from the Couch
**Host:** Welcome, Thies! It’s fantastic to have you on the podcast. You surprised everyone by running a marathon despite being a self-proclaimed non-runner. Can you tell us what motivated you to take on this challenge?
**Thies Kruse:** Thank you for having me! Honestly, it was more of a whimsical decision than anything. I’ve always joked about running, and the idea of completing a marathon seemed absurd yet intriguing. It was less about the love for running and more about pushing my own limits. Plus, there was an element of curiosity—could I really do it?
**Host:** And let’s be honest, your finish time—4 hours, 44 minutes, and 44 seconds—is quite memorable! Was that intentional?
**Thies:** (laughs) Not at all! I wish I could say I planned it, but the universe clearly has a sense of humor. It felt like a sign, but I suspect it’s just coincidence. Someone did mention that 4 is an unlucky number in some cultures, so it’s ironic considering my disdain for running!
**Host:** You almost threw in the towel at 27 kilometers. What was going through your mind at that moment?
**Thies:** Oh, I was definitely contemplating a nice cold pint at the pub! Just standing there, staring at my phone, I thought it might be easier to give in. But those two phone calls were a game changer. They distracted me and provided that little push I needed to keep going. It’s funny how a simple conversation can change your mindset during a tough moment.
**Host:** It’s amazing how support comes in unexpected forms. Speaking of support, what was Dirk up to while you were on the route?
**Thies:** Dirk was busy participating in the “Black Cat Night Run.” I can’t imagine how that sounded to people outside the running community! I mean, who wouldn’t be confused? It’s like saying only black cats are welcome at a party. I can picture dogs just barking in bewilderment!
**Host:** (laughs) Yes, the chaos of that explanation makes for a great visual! So, after completing this marathon, do you see yourself pursuing more races, or is this a one-time adventure?
**Thies:** Let’s just say I’ll stick to my couch for now. I’ve checked that box and gained some epic stories! But who knows? I might find myself in another marathon someday, though I’ll likely need some serious motivation.
**Host:** it’s really about the journey, isn’t it? For everyone who’s thinking about tackling their own marathon, what advice would you give?
**Thies:** If you’re considering it, go for it! But remember, it’s okay to hate running and still do it. Most importantly, find your motivation, whether it’s a phone call, a lovely pizza party, or simply proving to yourself that you can.
**Host:** Wise words, Thies! Thank you for sharing your entertaining journey with us today. And for our listeners, be sure to check out the latest episode of “Dirk Runs Along” to hear more about Thies’s marathon adventure. Whether you’re a runner or a couch potato, there’s something in it for everyone!
**Thies:** Thank you for having me! Enjoy those snacks, everyone… and happy listening!
