The man spoke seriously about his problem. He wants to renew the plumbing at home, but… in their family everyone puts big piles (große Haufen). And modern toilet bowls have a very narrow place where piles fall. And a person is not sure whether a modern toilet bowl will “pull” all the weight of it, sorry, feces. I was wondering if there are any brands with wider toilets. And absolutely seriously.
And then answers like “you need to eat more sauerkraut” rained down on him, dietary supplements were advised, Thai toilet bowls for elephants, and so on. The man replied that he did not intend to change his eating habits, he was satisfied with large groups. As well as members of his family. When asked how big the piles are, the man replied that “2-3 kg is not uncommon for each of us.” When asked by the forum participants where such data came from, the person honestly answered that he weighed himself before and after going to the toilet.
I hope he eventually found what he was looking for. Yes, everyone has their own problems.