Sándor Noszály Checks In: A Night at 7Eleven
Picture this: a former star athlete, Sándor Noszály, logs in from America, and based on the footage, it looks like he’s just rolled out of bed—because it’s still night! And not just any old night, but the kind where you’d think twice before stepping outside to grab a Slurpee. But that’s exactly what he did, folks! Welcome to Sándor’s 7Eleven confessions—a show that nobody asked for, but we all still tuned in to.
Sándor Noszály captured in last week’s Starbox (photo: Attila Trenka/Fotocentral)
In what could only be described as a surreal attempt at communication, Sándor stood in front of a 7Eleven and delivered a monologue that’s part philosophy, part stand-up comedy, and a whole lot of what on earth is happening? I mean, the man was seemingly trying to do verbal gymnastics without a warm-up! His stream of consciousness jumped from “I made a fool of the police” to “How does Snow White wake up the Seven Dwarfs? 7 Up! Everything is fine!”—some pretty impressive wordplay if only we knew what it meant.
Now listen. My karma is now fulfilled. I couldn’t just come here, I had to avoid everything, I was in the police station, I made a fool of them. They just let me out. 7Eleven… Well, here I am. Everything is ok. The point is, my joke was, how does Snow White wake up the Seven Dwarfs? So that 7 Up! Everything is fine. Get some rest! The whole world is ours. The world will smile approx. within 24 hours. I love everyone. Come on, Hungarians!
Admittedly, Sándor is a bit like a walking mystery wrapped in a riddle, dunked in confusion. His Instagram followers chimed in with their bewilderment, with one user stating, “What happened to you, dear Sándor Noszály? You are talking incoherent, meaningless nonsense…” Couldn’t have said it better myself! It’s like he poured a cocktail of thoughts into a blender and hit ‘puree’ before hitting record!
But hang on—this wasn’t a one-off. Just when we thought Sándor was done, he followed up with another video, seemingly recorded from his home. Only, if you thought the first was baffling, this one made even less sense! As if someone had handed him the script for a surreal comedy and told him to improvise—without any preparation! We last checked in with Sándor after he knocked out Imré Pulai in the Starbox, and right now, we’re all just holding our breath wondering if we need to worry about his health —or his comedic timing!
Perhaps the only thing we can take away from this bizarre yet captivating series of videos is a prime lesson that sometimes, life is just like Snow White waking up! All over the place and utterly confused, but you just have to smile and enjoy the ride. As Sándor said, “the world will smile approx. within 24 hours”—which sounds just about right, unless you’re still waiting for the punchline!
So, Sándor, keep that sense of humor alive! We’re here for the ride—coherent or not. Just don’t forget to update us on whether the world smiled or if we ended up with a collective eye-roll instead!
He logged in from America in a very unusual, confusing video Sándor Noszálywhere, based on the pictures, it was still night at the time of check-in.
Sándor Noszály in last week’s Starbox (photo: Attila Trenka/Fotocentral)
The former star athlete made a video in front of a 7Eleven store and made apparently incoherent sentences one after the other.
Now listen. My karma is now fulfilled. I couldn’t just come here, I had to avoid everything, I was in the police station, I made a fool of them. They just let me out. 7Eleven… Well, here I am. Everything is ok. The point is, my joke was, how does Snow White wake up the Seven Dwarfs? So that 7 Up! Everything is fine. Get some rest! The whole world is ours. The world will smile approx. within 24 hours. I love everyone. Come on, Hungarians!
The star’s Insta followers don’t know what to think of the video either, some even said that “What happened to you? Dear Sándor Noszály? You are talking incoherent, meaningless nonsense…”
Alas, one later with another video also probably applied from his home/accommodation, but this made even less sense than the previous one. We last wrote about the former tennis player a week ago, when he knocked out Imré Pulai in the Starbox. We hope we don’t have to worry about his health.
