The Russians are breaking through to Kurakhovo, dropping in on vehicles – UP

The Russians are breaking through to Kurakhovo, dropping in on vehicles – UP

The Front Lines of Kurakhovo: A Comedy of Errors

November 11, 2023

Ah, Kurakhovo! Where the Russian army is trying to play hide-and-seek with the Defense Forces, but here’s a tip – they’re not very good at hiding. In an epic display of military prowess, or lack thereof, various units of the Russian army thought it’d be a splendid idea to drop in, quite literally, on the city’s eastern outskirts. Spoiler alert: they were met with a warm welcome courtesy of the 46th Air Force Brigade. Talk about crashing a party!

You see, as they dropped in, they perhaps expected to find an empty hall with balloons and party hats. But instead, they discovered that Kurakhovo is, *drumroll please*, completely under the control of the Defense Forces. It’s like showing up to a wedding uninvited and finding out the bride is also a black belt in karate.

The Current Situation

According to the reliably cheeky press officer of the 46th, an individual cheekily named Alexander, “The enemy is trying to occupy commanding heights.” I mean, who does that? It’s like trying to commandeer the best seat in the cinema and then realizing you’ve walked into the wrong screening. But instead of a romantic comedy, it seems like they landed right in the middle of an action-packed conflict.

The Russians are firing away with CABs and artillery – because nothing says “we’re serious” like taking potshots at an area where the locals have already set up their defenses. Alexander noted that the Defense Forces are “successfully restraining the enemy’s offensive actions.” Note to self: when you’re the one restraining, you are obviously not the one winning at Monopoly. Just saying!

War, Boredom, and Military Clashes

Let’s get into the nitty-gritty of military enthusiasm, shall we? On November 10, there were 154 military clashes reported. That’s right: 154! And folks, let me remind you, this isn’t football; it’s not about who can score the most goals! 46 of those clashes were recorded in the Kurakhovsky direction. So, if you’re keeping score, it looks like “Shootout in Kurakhovo” is the latest blockbuster no one asked for.

The Russians really seem determined to grab those commanding heights and break through the defenses. Meanwhile, the Defense Forces are working overtime, metaphorically giving them the old one-two punch while insisting on their peace and quiet!

Conclusion: It’s Not Over Yet

Ultimately, folks, it seems Kurakhovo is gearing up for round two in this circus of military theatrics. The Russians think they’re playing chess while the Defense Forces are playing checkers, and by the looks of it, they had better check their moves before they lose their king. The battle for Kurakhovo is emblematic of a larger struggle – one where the punchlines seem to land harder than some of the artillery.

So, as we hit the “pause” button on this drama, let’s hope for peace. But until then, stay tuned because apparently, the only thing moving in Kurakhovo is the comedy of errors that continues to unfold. Grab your popcorn; it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

photo: deepstatemap November 11

The Russian army has come very close to Kurakhovo in the Donetsk region and is even dropping in with equipment. However, the city is completely under the control of the Defense Forces, in particular the 46th Air Force Brigade.

Source: press officer of the 46th airborne brigade, which works in the city, interlocutor of the UP in the Kurakhovsky direction

Direct speech from the press officer of the 46th Alexander: “The enemy is trying to occupy commanding heights, take fire control of the roads leading to Kurakhovo, break through the defenses and get to the outskirts of the city.

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Intensively shells the city, using CABs and artillery.

The defense forces successfully restrain the enemy’s offensive actions, inflicting losses on him in manpower and equipment. Kurakhovo is under the full control of the defense forces.”

Details According to an informed interlocutor of the UP from the Kurakhovsky direction, on the morning of November 11, the Russians dropped into the eastern outskirts of Kurakhovo with several units of equipment, but they were hit by the Defense Forces.

Let us remind you:

  • On November 10, 154 military clashes took place at the front, in particular, 46 military clashes were recorded in the Kurakhovsky direction, and 35 in the Pokrovsky direction.

**Short Interview with Alexander,⁣ the Cheeky Press Officer of⁤ the 46th Air Force‌ Brigade**

**Interviewer:** Thank you for joining us⁣ today, Alexander. Your recent comments about‍ the situation in⁣ Kurakhovo have⁢ certainly caught ⁣everyone’s attention. Can you elaborate on the current dynamics between the Russian army and‌ the Defense Forces?

**Alexander:** Absolutely! ⁣It’s quite the spectacle, to​ say the least. The Russian units have attempted to‌ move in, but they‌ clearly underestimated our defenses.⁣ It’s like ⁣they expect us ​to roll out the⁤ red carpet when they arrive, but instead,⁣ they’re met with a‍ rather firm response. Our forces are well-prepared, and we’re consistently restraining their ‍offensive actions.

**Interviewer:** You mentioned that there ‌were 154 military clashes reported in one day. That’s a staggering‍ number!⁤ How does the Defense Forces manage‍ to⁤ maintain control amidst such chaos?

**Alexander:**​ It’s all about strategy and timing. While​ the Russians fire⁢ their CABs⁣ and artillery, our focus remains on defending what we’ve established here. Those clashes you mentioned? They’re not just ‌random exchanges of ‌fire; we’re actively working to prevent them from gaining any significant advantage. Think of it as a game of chess⁤ — they might be trying to maneuver, but we know every square on the board.

**Interviewer:** The comparison‍ of the current situation to a comedy of ⁢errors is ‍certainly ⁢striking. Do you think this might lead to any changes in the strategy moving forward?

**Alexander:** Oh, certainly!⁢ Each ⁤misstep they take only reinforces our position and allows us to adapt. We’re learning from their moves, and each attempt at an offensive is met with a counter-strategy. It’s a dynamic environment,⁣ and while it might look like a circus, we’re very ‍much focused⁤ on ​our objectives.

**Interviewer:**​ Looking ahead, what do you‌ predict for ‌the future of​ Kurakhovo? ⁣Will we see a ⁣change in tactics or an escalation?

**Alexander:** I believe we’re in​ for an extended period of‌ intense exchanges. ⁤The Russians think they can simply walk⁤ in and take⁤ control, but as I said, they need to​ check their moves before⁤ they​ lose this game. Our resolve is strong,‍ and we’re committed to standing our ground. Let’s hope, however, ​that we ⁣move towards a ⁣peaceful resolution sooner rather⁢ than later.

**Interviewer:** Thank ⁤you for your insights,⁣ Alexander. It’s clear that the situation in⁤ Kurakhovo remains tense​ but full of unexpected twists. We appreciate your ⁤time and look forward⁢ to‍ updates on this⁢ unfolding story.

**Alexander:** Thank you! Always a pleasure to shed light on what’s happening​ in Kurakhovo. Lets ‍keep our⁣ hopes aligned towards peace.

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