(The camera pans to a mock news desk, where I, a mashup of Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Ricky Gervais, and Lee Evans, sit with a cheeky grin)
“Good evening, and welcome to our little corner of the internet, where we take the news and, well, make fun of it. Tonight, we’re tackling the thrilling world of… (dramatic pause)…Catholic cinema! (wink)
Now, I know what you’re thinking, ‘Monks and movies, how exciting can it get?’ Well, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride of… (checks notes)…historical drama, theology, and… (dramatic voice)…special effects! (in a silly voice) Ooooh!
‘The Monk Who Conquered the Apocalypse’ – now, that’s a title that promises a lot. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch a film about a monk who single-handedly takes on the end of the world? (chuckles) Sounds like a typical Tuesday for me, if I’m honest.
So, this film is about Gioacchino da Fiore, the founder of the Florense order, and his journey through… (clears throat)…the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. (in a mock-excited tone) Oh, and it’s not just any film, folks! It’s a daring work of art that will make you question the very fabric of time itself! (winks)
And, of course, no film would be complete without a few awards to its name. This one’s got the award for best film at the 20th edition of the Terni Film Festival, with additional accolades for scenography, costumes, photography, and special effects. (sarcastically) Wow, I bet the other nominees were just… (shrugs)… floored.
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, ‘Is this a film about a monk who time-travels to the apocalypse?’ (pauses for comedic effect) Sadly, no. But wouldn’t that be amazing? (laughs) A monk in a DeLorean, shouting, ‘Great Scott!’ as he navigates the end of the world. (chuckles)
In all seriousness, though, ‘The Monk Who Conquered the Apocalypse’ does sound like an interesting film, especially for those interested in history, theology, or just a good story. And, who knows, maybe it’ll even make you think about the impending doom that awaits us all… (dramatic voice)…just kidding! (winks)
If you’re in Rome or Calabria, you can catch the film in cinemas from December 5th. And, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even attend the regional preview in Cosenza on December 4th. (smirks) Just don’t forget to bring your apocalypse survival kit… (laughs)
That’s all for tonight, folks. Thanks for joining me on this wild ride through the world of Catholic cinema. Until next time, stay… (pauses)… righteous?” (winks)
(The camera cuts off, and I, the mashup of Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Ricky Gervais, and Lee Evans, chuckle to myself, shaking my head in amusement)
“The Monk Who Conquered the Apocalypse,” a captivating biographical drama directed by the visionary Jordan River and expertly produced and distributed by Delta Star Pictures, is set to premiere in Rome as a national preview on Monday, December 2, marking a pivotal moment in the film’s Italian release. Slated to hit Italian cinemas on December 5, this cinematic masterpiece tells the extraordinary tale of Gioacchino da Fiore, a 12th-century monk who left an indelible mark on the world as the founder of the Florense order, whose remarkable legacy is currently being rediscovered through the preliminary phase of his beatification cause, spearheaded by the dedicated postulator Don Enzo Gabrieli under the guidance of the diocese of Cosenza-Bisignano. The film’s impact has already been felt, as it proudly took home the award for Best Film at the 20th edition of the prestigious Terni Film Festival, presided over by the esteemed Bishop of Terni-Narni-Amelia, Mons. Francesco Soddu, where it also garnered accolades for its exceptional scenography, ornate costumes, breathtaking photography, and cutting-edge special effects, leaving a lasting impression on all who were fortunate enough to experience it. As the curtains opened on the 2024 edition of the Terni Film Festival, “The Monk Who Conquered the Apocalypse” took center stage, presenting audiences with a thought-provoking and unforgettable portrayal of the life and times of the revered Calabrian monk. In the words of industry experts, those who have had the privilege of witnessing this masterpiece, as well as those who are eagerly awaiting its release, will find themselves confronted with a bold and daring work that is both a reflection of our current era and a poignant reminder of the enduring legacy of Gioacchino da Fiore, a multifaceted individual who was not only a devoted monk and theologian but also a philosopher and lawyer, whose profound impact on history has been distilled into three pivotal moments: the era of the Father, the era of the Son as depicted in the New Testament, and the eagerly anticipated era of the Spirit. In a testament to the film’s far-reaching appeal, a regional preview is also scheduled to take place in Calabria on December 4 at the historic Cinema Citrigno in Cosenza, providing a unique opportunity for local audiences to experience this extraordinary film before its national release.
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