Do you remember, when you were little, the not very popular guy who wanted to be friends with you?
Every day, he was waiting for you at the corner of the street to accompany you on the way to school.
And every day, when you finished your bowl of honeycomb, you said to yourself, “I hope he won’t be here today,” because you didn’t want to be seen with him.
HIS BEST ENEMY
Well, that’s how Christian Dubé must feel when he sees Gaétan Barrette congratulating him on his reform of the health care system on TV.
He must say to himself: “Ah, no, not him yet… With friends like that, no need for enemies!” »
But what do you want, the former Minister Barrette loves Christian Dubé’s reform! He adores her! He finds her brave! Useful ! Well tied! And he wants everyone to know it!
You can’t stop a heart from loving, right?
Of course, getting kissed on the cheek by Mr. Centralization when your government has been criticizing the ravages of centralization for years shouldn’t be funny.
But as my mother says, you don’t always choose your friends…
Monsieur Barrette loves Monsieur Dubé! He finds that he follows in his footsteps, that he is his dolphin, his spiritual son, that he completes his work!
He waits for her every day at the corner of the street to walk by her side and tell her good radiologist jokes!
It’s cute, isn’t it?
This transpartisan friendship?
This bond that unites the sinner and the savior?
The plague victim and the healer?
Voldemort et Harry Potter ?
SHAKE THE COLUMNS?
“We are going to shake the columns of the temple,” said Samson Dubé emphatically a few days before unveiling his reform, which is not supposed to be called “reform” because the word “reform” has a bad reputation.
Translation: unions and professional corporations better hang their hats with brooches, because the wind is going to be strong!
We’re going to turn some sacred cows into tartare!
But between the weather forecast and the reality, there is often a difference of several degrees.
As the philosopher Ti-Guy La Lune said: “War, war, is not a reason to hurt yourself”.
Watch what’s happening in Sheriff Eric Cairo’s yard.
The government was supposed to save us millions of dollars by catapulting our data into the clouds, but officials sat back and folded their arms and the government had to bow its head and postpone its three-year plan.
Do you really believe that Mr. Legault, who loves being loved so much, will alienate unions and corporations and agree to play the role of the bad guy?
Allow me to be skeptical…
But who knows? The reform of the Barrette-Dubé couple will perhaps be well received by the guardians of the temple…
SON PLUS GRAND FAN
Otherwise, it will be the fight of the decade.
In the right corner, Christian Dubé. In the left corner, the guardians of the temple.
And just behind the Minister of Health, Gaétan Barrette standing on a chair shouting: “Awèye! Knock, Christian! KNOCK! »
