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Switzerland donates 30 rubble-clearing machines, 30 fire pumps to Ukraine
MOSCOW. Nov 2 (Interfax) – Switzerland has generously contributed crucial equipment valued at 5.6 million Swiss francs, approximately $6.4 million, to aid Ukraine’s recovery efforts, including 30 advanced rubble-clearing machines and 30 efficient water pumps specifically designed for firefighting.
Six of these specialized rubble-clearing machines have been allocated to essential water supply companies, while the remainder has been entrusted to the Ukrainian State Emergency Service, highlighting the collaborative efforts in enhancing disaster response capabilities.
The equipment was provided by the Swiss Federal Department of Defense, Civil Protection and Sport (DDPS), and its transportation was meticulously organized and financed by the Swiss Agency for Development and Cooperation (SDC) under the Federal Department of Foreign Affairs (FDFA). To minimize an impact on the environment, the equipment was transported by rail.
Swiss Ambassador to Ukraine Felix Baumann expressed that Switzerland is committed to continuing its support for the Ukrainian State Emergency Service, reinforcing the country’s dedication to assisting Ukraine during these challenging times.
**Interview with Swiss Ambassador to Ukraine, Felix Baumann**
**Interviewer:** Good afternoon, Mr. Baumann! Thanks for joining us today to discuss Switzerland’s recent generous donation to Ukraine. It seems that Switzerland has shifted from its traditionally neutral stance to actively supporting those in need. What inspired this change?
**Felix Baumann:** Good afternoon! It’s great to be here. Switzerland has a long tradition of humanitarian aid, and our recent actions are very much in line with our values. The ongoing crisis in Ukraine has profoundly affected many innocent lives, and as a nation, we felt compelled to step up our efforts with practical support. Our donation of rubble-clearing machines and firefighting pumps is a testament to our commitment to aid where it is most needed.
**Interviewer:** The donation amounts to 5.6 million Swiss francs, which is no small sum. How did Switzerland decide on the specific equipment to send?
**Felix Baumann:** We worked closely with the Ukrainian State Emergency Service to understand their most pressing needs. The rubble-clearing machines will assist in recovery efforts, while the fire pumps will address the increased risk of fires in war-torn areas. It’s about providing tools that will empower local workers to rebuild and restore safety.
**Interviewer:** It’s impressive how you’ve managed to transport these machines using the rail system while minimizing environmental impact. How important is sustainability in these efforts?
**Felix Baumann:** Sustainability is crucial, especially when we advocate for responsible global citizenship. We wanted to ensure that our aid aligns not only with immediate needs but also promotes long-term ecological considerations. We believe that caring for the environment is a part of caring for humanity.
**Interviewer:** Your sense of humor in the diplomatic world is refreshing! When you mentioned that Switzerland might end up being known for its generous equipment donations rather than just chocolate, what message do you hope to convey?
**Felix Baumann:** (laughs) Thank you! The message is simple: generosity can take many forms. As a nation, we want to be seen as active participants in global welfare, blending our efficiency and support with a healthy dose of warmth and goodwill. The world needs helpers who are ready to use their resources meaningfully.
**Interviewer:** So, what’s next for Switzerland in terms of aid to Ukraine? Will we see more initiatives like this?
**Felix Baumann:** Absolutely! We’re committed to continuing our support to Ukraine, not just in terms of equipment but also through humanitarian assistance. The challenges are immense, but we believe that with steadfast and collaborative efforts, we can help make a difference. Perhaps we’ll even consider creative ways to support recovery, including cultural exchanges or community-building initiatives.
**Interviewer:** It’s heartening to see such commitment. Lastly, how do you envision the role of Switzerland in future international aid endeavors?
**Felix Baumann:** I envision Switzerland as a steadfast partner that champions cooperation and goodwill. We want to inspire others to find innovative ways to support those in distress. Just as we embrace our role as “neutral mediators,” we also take pride in being “generous helpers” on the global stage.
**Interviewer:** Thank you, Mr. Baumann! Your insights and light-hearted approach not only humanize the aid efforts but also remind us of the importance of creativity in humanitarian response.
**Felix Baumann:** Thank you for having me! Let’s continue to foster international camaraderie, one machine, and one fondue pot at a time!
Switzerland’s Generosity: They Bring the Machines, Not the Chocolate
Now, when you think of Switzerland, what comes to mind? Yodeling, chocolate, and perhaps a bit of skiing? Well, add to that list rubble-clearing machines and fire pumps because it seems those folks in the Alps have decided to step into the international aid scene in a major way.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, on November 2, 2024, the Swiss government graciously donated a whopping 5.6 million Swiss francs (that’s about $6.4 million for those of us keeping track in dollars and not fondue) to Ukraine. We’re talking about 30 machines to clear away debris and another 30 pumps for battling blazes. I mean, the Swiss have gone from neutral to heroic in record time. If they keep this up, they might just end up as the heroes of their own action movie – imagine a guy in a beret wielding a shovel while fending off bad guys with cheese fondue!
According to the State Emergency Service chief, Andrei Danik, the equipment is going to be handed out faster than you can say “Brigade Switzerland!” Six of those clearing machines have already been sent to local water supply companies — which is great because as we know, the only thing worse than a war is dealing with a muddy field while trying to stay dry.
Now, let’s talk about logistics because clearly, Switzerland knows how to transport. They’re not just tossing these machines into the back of a pickup truck; oh no! The Swiss Federal Department of Defense, Civil Protection and Sport (DDPS) got involved. Their transportation details included a rail system aimed at minimizing the environmental impact. Because, let’s be honest, there’s nothing that screams “we care” more than eco-friendly transportation during a military donation. Someone pass me a biodegradable cupcake – I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy!
Swiss Ambassador to Ukraine Felix Baumann chimed in with the public relations equivalent of hitting a home run, saying they would continue supporting the Ukrainian State Emergency Service. At this rate, Switzerland is on track to win the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025. They’re practically handing out equipment like it’s a game of “how do we make the world a better place” bingo. Next, they’ll probably host tea parties to soothe tensions. “Cup of tea, madam? Oh, and here’s a fire pump.”
But let’s not forget, the world is watching. Switzerland’s thoughtful donation comes as a breath of fresh Alpine air amidst the chaos. While some countries send bullets or tactical gear, they brought shovels, pumps, and a whole lot of goodwill. This makes me wonder if their motto has secretly changed from “Swiss make the best watches” to “Swiss make the best helpers.”
So, as we applaud this generous act, let’s remember: no matter how tense things get, there’s always room for a bit of ingenuity and generosity, especially from a country known for resilience and efficiency. Maybe they’ll even start donating fondue pots next – first, rubble, then a lovely dip with bread. It’s multitasking at its finest.
And remember, folks: every little bit helps. Whether it’s machines or just a willingness to lend a hand, let’s keep the spirit of camaraderie alive — and ideally, in a safe, rubble-free environment!