Oh, Halloween 2024 is creeping up on us like a zombie with a limp! And what better way to celebrate than to fill our weekends with slippery slime, handcrafted toys, and sugar highs that could fuel a rocket to Mars?
Before we dive into the chaos, let’s take a stroll down to that rhythmic classroom party. Sounds just like the place to exercise your right to dress up and make a fool of yourself… while pretending it’s for the kids. And who doesn’t love a good does-a-pumpkin-scream-when-it’s-carved?
Now, playing the piano with four fingers, you say? That’s impressive, particularly if you can avoid hitting ‘send’ on a text message to an ex while simultaneously trying to play ‘Chopsticks!’ But hey, it’s not all about the music; it’s about the memories, right? Like making cute little toys — because what kid wouldn’t want more clutter in their life while simultaneously raising their risk of poking their eye out with a rogue glitter glue stick?
And of course, no Halloween is complete without a trip to the pumpkin patch. Because heaven knows, what’s scarier than confronting your own crippling mortgage at the local farm? For just $16, you can lord it over your offspring, screaming, "Look kids! A corn maze that’s just as confusing as your last math test—and it doesn’t even come with an answer key!"
Now, let’s not forget about petting the animals. Because nothing says ‘seasonal fun’ quite like fostering a live petting zoo! I mean, who needs therapy when we can feed goats overpriced snacks? Just keep the daughter from being scared of the camel; it’s not like it’s plotting something sinister involving ancient curses… or is it?
And a 2.2-mile cornfield maze? That’s right! Perfect for those kids to run around completely ignoring your life-hints, such as, “Follow the path marked by the fantastic aroma of kettle corn.” And when it’s hot and dry, sure, the corn might be sadder than an undercooked pizza, but it’s an excellent opportunity to teach the kids about disappointment! “This is what real life looks like!”
Now, let’s get serious about those refreshments. Freshly fried donuts at $1 each? That’s practically a steal! Just make sure your wallet doesn’t bleed too much while sipping on lemonade that’s likely the same price as gold! Six bucks for lemonade? That better come with a side of fancy umbrella and some false sense of luxury! And speaking of ripe choices, if the little monsters start insisting on “something they can’t carry,” you’d better watch your wallet transform into a black hole quicker than the first bite of a donut disappears!
Finally, we end on the sentimental note, where we observe the sheer joy in your daughter’s delighted expressions as she picks her perfect pumpkin. Because, let’s be real here, nothing brings parents more joy than operating on maximum dork-mode for their darlings and soaking up the simple pleasures of life, even if it all disappears under the weight of candy wrappers come November 1st!
So there you have it — Halloween 2024 is your chance to unleash the inner child, create unnecessary messes, dodge financial ruin at the pumpkin patch, and eat your body weight in fried goodness, all while trying to keep the little ones entertained. And remember, it’s not just about the event itself; it’s about the stories you’ll tell over and over, ensuring your social media feeds are as vibrant as your daughter’s pumpkin masterpiece.
Now, go out there and scare up some fun! Just keep your phone close—you’ll need it for documenting that costume meltdown when someone refuses to be a “mermaid princess” like last year!
Halloween 2024 is just around the corner, and the excitement is building with a weekend full of thrilling events.
First up, let’s attend the much-anticipated Halloween party at the rhythmic classroom, where creativity comes alive.
We kicked off the festivities by making some delightful handmade toys, and I found myself completely absorbed in the joy of crafting.
To add to the fun, I also had the chance to play the piano, pressing down with four fingers as I enthusiastically navigated through the do-re-mi-fa scale.
Capturing memories was a highlight, as I took cheerful pictures with my friends; the adorable bone-bone lock added an extra touch of charm, while my daughter embraced her inner mermaid for the occasion.
Afterwards, we enjoyed a homemade lunch and took a short break, before heading out to the lively pumpkin patch at Vertuccio Farm for an afternoon of adventure.
Of course, the patch features a sprawling maze of cornfields, along with a petting area for animal interactions, which my daughter absolutely loved.
She was thrilled by the giant slide and excited to bounce around! While I recall a rather pricey outing last year, this local jaunt turned out to be quite economical at just $16, especially since children under the age of 2 can enter for free.
Hours of Operation
(Last Admission Sold One Hour Before Closing)
- Closed Monday & Tuesday, Except for the last week of October!
- We will be open Oct 28th, 29th from 3pm – 9pm.
- Wednesday & Thursday 3pm – 9pm
- Friday & Saturday 9am – 10pm (Including Nov 1st and 2nd)
- Sunday 12pm – 7pm
Knowing my daughter’s love for animals, we also purchased some food to feed them, and she joyfully exclaimed, “(The animals) are so happy♡!” as she handed the food over.
Additionally, the farm featured a pony ride right next to the feeding area, which I couldn’t resist joining in on.
I was pleasantly surprised to come face-to-face with a farm camel, an experience I’d never had before. Watching it eat from my hand was utterly adorable, though my daughter was initially intimidated by its size, repeatedly remarking, “It’s big. I was surprised!”
We then ventured into the cornfield, which stretches a remarkable 2.2 miles long.
The breathtaking view from the field was genuinely stunning, leaving us both impressed.
However, the dry conditions this year due to the heat made the cornfield look a bit scarce. My daughter, unable to spot the corn, kept asking, “Which one is the cornfield?” as she ran around in search of it.
Events like these always offer refreshing lemonade, and I eagerly anticipated indulging in the tangy treat.
This time, I couldn’t resist purchasing some freshly fried donuts for a little extra sweetness—though at a price of $1 each, they felt just a bit indulgent.
Conversely, the lemonade was reasonably priced at $6, especially compared to the usual all-you-can-drink option which typically costs $12-15—here, refills were only $3, which suited me just fine.
The pumpkin patch was a delightful exploration, as I searched for the perfect selection for my daughter, mindful that she preferred something easy to carry.
In the end, we settled on a smaller pumpkin.
Since my daughter turned 3, each day has been filled with new discoveries and entertaining expressions.
Watching her happy face during events like this fills my heart with immense joy.
