Serbia vs. Germany: World Cup Final Analysis and Player Ratings

2023-09-10 16:06:00

We would like to hold his hand. Slip into his ear that he had nothing to do with it, that Germany was just too strong and that – even if converted – his lay-up would have changed nothing in the final sentence. We would like to, but we can’t.

Serbia’s notes

Nikola Jovic (6) : if Team USA got knocked out, it’s because Erik Spoelstra spent the entire tournament putting together a video highlights by Jovic to beat Portland. « Yeah yeah Mister Cronin, can you look once more this big rebound ? ».

Ognjen Dobric (x) : played 163 minutes in this World Cup, only to get injured two minutes into the final. DC Comics studios have just bought the rights to Dobric’s story. Everything is in place to witness the birth of an antagonist.

Stefan Jovic with the injured Ognjen Dobric following getting the silver medal ???????? pic.twitter.com/cw8ZcLdOCa

— Cesare Milanti (@cesaremilanti) September 10, 2023

Bogdan Bogdanovic (7,5) : less good than “very very good” but still very good. Unfortunately, more than a score sheet, we expect the big players to be present throughout the entire final. Bogdanovic stopped when Schroder continued. Damage. Very soon, he will return to his life as Trae Young’s minion.

Stefan Jovic (4) : Stefan Jovic is the knockoff of Nikola Jovic who is the knockoff of Nikola Jokic. And as for counterfeits: the further you move away from the real model, the less it resembles it.

Dejan Davidovac (5): defender by trade, player without hair and smart, approximately zero kids want a jersey flocked with his name. And yet, Davidovac is the father of three children.

Aleksa Avramovic (9) : the appearance of a guy not sure of his move, feverish before making history. His face, tense and worried, did not suit his 4th quarter as a big boss. Perhaps Aleksa already knew the outcome of the match before us. This must be the same space-time portal used by Daniel Theis, who was 44 years old this evening.

Marko Guduric (1) : 0/4 at 3-points, 4 lost balls and -10 plus/minus ; the poorly cushioned lay-up to not validate the 2+1, a missed 3-pointer and a final touchline pass. We shouldn’t tell him because he’s already crying, but Marko Guduric crashed Serbia at the end of the game.

Vanja Marinkovic (5): effective player, 9 points on 3/4 shooting, 1 rebound and 3 fouls, Vanja Marinkovic is a good copy who however lacks inspiration. A little ganja, Marinkovic?

Filip Petrusev (6) : when Dennis Schroder (1m85) defends him in the post, Filip Petrusev (2m11) thinks that the best solution is to bring out the ball at 3-points. “I want to play the final with you, but the osteopath told me “no contact before Tuesday””.

Germany’s notes

Dennis Schroder (9.5): the leader of the Mannschaft posed a boss match at the most important moment of the tournament. A bit like when the acne product works on the eve of the start of school. Dennis Schrodermatologist. You know the guy who has trouble with humor.

Franz Wagner (8) : elected « Man of the match » by FIBA, yet well out of this same match in the 4th quarter. Franz Wagner almost cost his team dearly by slashing Marko Guduric forty seconds from time. Fortunately, he slashed Marko Guduric.

Daniel Theis (3) : played the same match as Marko Guduric but was luckily in the winning team. As a result ? We forget everything and we lift the trophy.

Johannes Voigtmann (8) : this followingnoon, Voigtmann completely made up for the non-match of Daniel Theis with whom he shares the German racket. Two extremely important 3-point shots in the construction of German domination (we no longer had synonyms for Germany), and 8 of his team’s 35 rebounds. Johannes deserves to play for a bigger club than Milan. Johannes Bourg.

Andreas Obst (6) : If the Warriors had drafted Andreas Obst with the 11th pick of the 2011 Draft, they would not have won four titles over the last decade but five. For his part, Klay Thompson would currently be the record holder for 3-pointers scored in the history of the Antibes Sharks.

Johannes Thiemann (5) : match at 0 points but races and efforts. Without Thiemann, the final score would have been 83-77 for Germany.

Moritz Wagner (6) : Moritz Wagner among the main architects of a world champion title. This one, if a passerby brought it out to us in the street in 2020 (impossible), it would be a blow to the head and a grab at the collar until he removed it.


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