The thrill of the bullfight, the majesty of the matadors, and the utter bewilderment of why anyone would willingly get into a ring with a furious animal. (Jimmy Carr’s signature deadpan delivery)
Welcome, folks, to the 2024 Fair in Emiliano Zapata, Tlaxcala, where the highlight of the event is, of course, the Traditional Bullfight. Because what’s a fair without a good old-fashioned bullfight, eh? (Rowan Atkinson’s raised eyebrow)
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Who are these brave (or foolhardy) souls who dare to enter the ring with these magnificent creatures?” Well, let me introduce you to Uriel Moreno “El Zapata” and Alejandro Lima “El Mojito”, two banderilleros who will be facing off in the “Plaza Cristo Rey” on November 25. (Ricky Gervais’s mocking tone) Oh, and they’re fighting for the entertainment of the good people of Emiliano Zapata, because, you know, nothing says “fun” like watching someone get gored by a bull.
But, in all seriousness, these two lads are quite the celebrities in the world of bullfighting. “El Zapata” is fighting in his hometown, which is lovely, and “El Mojito” is excited to be alternating with his teacher again. Because, you know, there’s nothing like a bit of teacher-student bonding over the thrill of possibly being trampled by a furious animal. (Lee Evans’s cheeky chuckle)
Now, I’m sure you’re all dying to know how much it costs to witness this spectacle. Well, tickets are a mere 200 pesos in advance, or 250 on the day of the event. A bargain, if you ask me. And the best part? The proceeds will go towards works on the Parish House, because nothing says “community building” like a good old-fashioned bullfight. (Jimmy Carr’s sarcasm)
But, in all fairness, the 2024 Fair in Emiliano Zapata does sound like a fantastic event, with cultural, gastronomic, musical, and religious events galore. So, if you’re in the area, do pop by and enjoy the festivities. Just, you know, maybe stick to the food stalls and avoid the bullfight. Trust me, your life will be better for it. (Rowan Atkinson’s wry smile)
In conclusion, the 2024 Fair in Emiliano Zapata is shaping up to be a fantastic event, with something for everyone. Well, almost everyone. If you’re a bull, you might want to steer clear. (Ricky Gervais’s dark humor)
So, there you have it, folks. The 2024 Fair in Emiliano Zapata: where culture, cuisine, and possibly a few near-death experiences come together in perfect harmony. (Lee Evans’s grin)
Guillermo Veloz/Quadratín
EMILIANO ZAPATA, Tlax., November 11, 2024.- This morning in the Council room of the Municipal Presidency of Emiliano Zapata, Tlaxcala, the media convened by the City Council for the presentation of the 2024 Fair gathered. of this beautiful Municipality.
Mayor Edgar Macías Moreno accompanied by the president of the DIF Nohemí Romano Galaviz, the president of the Fair Committee Juan Ernesto Diaz, the bullfighters Uriel Moreno “El Zapata” and Alejandro Lima “El Mojito” presented the program of this patron festival that It begins on November 15 and ends on December 15 and during which cultural, gastronomic, musical, religious and bullfighting events are held that attract a large crowd. number of visitors.
The Traditional Bullfight stands out in the “Plaza Cristo Rey” whose poster for Monday, November 25 at 4 in the afternoon, announces a head to head between two sensational banderilleros Uriel Moreno “El Zapata” and Alejandro Lima “El Mojito” that horses from “La Soledad” cattle owned by Don Mariano González Zarur would fight.
Zapata and Mojito spoke of the excitement of fighting this celebration, the first for appearing in his hometown and the second for alternating again with his teacher, although both announced that they will clap their hands.
The ticket costs 200 pesos in advance and 250 on the day of the event. It is on sale starting today at the offices of the Presidency. The proceeds will be used for works on the Parish House.
