The wave of thefts that are affecting many municipalities in the province of Treviso knows no respite. On Friday evening, November 15, a huge hit was carried out in the home of two spouses from Cordignano, Pedibus volunteers.
The couple had left the house around 6.30pm to go to the gym in Vittorio Veneto: when at 9.30pm the husband and wife returned home they found the house in disarray: furniture had been moved, fixtures had been forced in and above all gold and jewelery had disappeared: they were looking for the safe the bandits stole rings, necklaces, bracelets, a gold medal and engagement rings for a total of around 20 thousand euros in stolen goods. The thieves tried to break off a rear French door and a window. Failing to do so, they used a crowbar to force the French window of the living room and enter the house where they removed the paintings from the wall, emptied the wardrobes and also searched the cellar and garage.
The other thefts
Other theft attempts have occurred in recent days in the Piné area. In via Tintoretto three bandits targeted a house but were put to flight by neighborhood watch. Also on Friday evening, houses in Francenigo and cars parked in the area of the Cristallo theater in Orsago were targeted. In Conegliano an elderly man was robbed of his electric bike on Saturday morning while he was shopping.
Thieves in Treviso: A Comedy of Errors
Ah, Treviso, the picturesque province known for its canals, historic architecture, and evidently, a burgeoning gang of inept thieves. You’d think these criminals had taken a few too many blows to the head! In one fell swoop, a couple of wannabe burglars have managed to turn the lives of two Pedibus volunteers into an episode of “What Not to Do When Stealing.”
Let’s set the scene: it’s November 15, and our trusty couple from Cordignano have headed off to the gym — because who needs to lift weights in their living room when you can do it in public, right? Meanwhile, back at Casa de’ Chaos, these would-be thieves are trying harder to break in than I try to break up with a slice of pizza. Seriously, it’s like watching amateur night at a hostage situation. They tried the French doors, then the window — it’s like a game of hide and seek where the only prize is a trip to the local jail.
The Not-So-Great Escape
Now, upon their return at 9:30 PM, what did the couple find? Oh, just your average Tuesday night after a workout – if, of course, your average Tuesday included a disheveled home with furniture scattered about as if a tornado had whipped through a charity shop! The thieves got cold feet after trying to bust down the French doors, but they weren’t without cunning: they managed to use a crowbar to get through the living room window, proving that they were willing to risk life and limb for some bling.
What’s their total haul? A staggering €20,000 worth of bling – all for the low, low price of zero talent and ample coordination deficiency! Rings, necklaces, a gold medal, and engagement rings? Whoever planned this heist clearly had romantic inclinations, because stealing engagement rings is just asking for trouble. It’s like raiding a garden center and taking the flamingos – a prime suspect from the start!
Hey, Look Over There!
But wait, folks! There’s more! The calamity didn’t stop there. In the Piné area, thieves attempted to burgle a house but were promptly scared off by a neighborhood watch group. Kudos to them for foiling a second-rate crime spree—acting like a bunch of amateur detectives from a sitcom! Meanwhile, in Francenigo and Orsago, local cars and houses were targeted, proving once and for all that if you can’t rob your neighbors, you can at least rob their parked vehicles. Classy.
Oh, and just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse — an elderly man was robbed of his electric bike during his Saturday morning shopping. Now, that’s the most tragic part! Imagine being the thief who thinks, “I’ll show this old chap! I’ll steal his electric bike!” That’s like stealing grandma’s cookie jar; you know she’ll just bake another batch.
So, what have we learned from this tragicomedy of errors? Perhaps, criminals should consider a career change—like, perhaps, stand-up comedy. If they put as much effort into their routine as they did into breaking and entering, who knows? They might just have a shot at being a hit comedian instead! Meanwhile, let’s all keep our doors locked and our valuables hidden — the Treviso thieves clearly need a little more practice in the art of ‘not getting caught’.
What specific actions is the Treviso police department taking to combat the recent spike in burglaries?
**Interview with Officer Marco Rossi, Local Police Spokesperson, Treviso Province**
**Editor**: Officer Rossi, thank you for joining us today. We’ve been hearing disturbing reports about ongoing thefts in the Treviso province, particularly the recent incident involving a couple in Cordignano. Can you provide us with an overview of what’s happening in that area?
**Officer Rossi**: Thank you for having me. Unfortunately, we have seen a significant increase in burglary attempts across several municipalities, including Cordignano, which is alarming for our community. The incident you mentioned on November 15th, where the couple returned home to find their house ransacked, is indicative of a larger trend. It’s not just about the material loss; it creates a disappointing and distressing environment for residents.
**Editor**: It sounds quite chaotic. The couple lost around €20,000 in jewelry and valuable items. Can you share more about how the thieves managed to break in?
**Officer Rossi**: Yes, the thieves attempted to break in through multiple entry points, including rear doors and windows, before finally getting in through the living room window using a crowbar. It’s frustrating because these situations put families at risk. Thankfully, no one was home at the time, but this highlights the importance of community vigilance and security measures.
**Editor**: We’ve also heard about other nearby theft attempts, including neighbors scaring off potential burglars. How crucial is community involvement in combating this crime wave?
**Officer Rossi**: Community involvement is vital. That’s why we encourage residents to start or participate in neighborhood watch programs. The swift action of neighbors in Piné successfully preventing a burglary shows that when communities come together, they can deter these criminals. Every alert neighbor can make a difference.
**Editor**: Are the police taking any specific measures to address these thefts, and what advice would you give to residents in Treviso facing this ongoing issue?
**Officer Rossi**: We are increasing patrols in affected areas and collaborating with local communities to share information. I encourage residents to invest in security systems, be aware of their surroundings, and report any suspicious activity immediately. Prevention starts at home, and every bit of awareness helps protect us all.
**Editor**: Thank you for your insights, Officer Rossi. It’s crucial for residents to remain vigilant and supportive of one another during these challenging times. We appreciate your work in keeping Treviso safe.
**Officer Rossi**: Thank you for bringing awareness to this issue. Together, we’re stronger and can certainly make our communities safer.
