Jeroen van PoppelNov 19, 2024, 4:36 PM
Last updated: Nov 19, 2024, 4:36 PM
René van der Gijp appears in his own podcast KieftJansenEgmondGijp with a striking tip for the Dutch top clubs. The former right winger would appoint Hans Kraay junior in a kind of advisor role.
This week it was announced that Kraay junior has resigned from his contract ESPN has extended. The 64-year-old reporter will remain affiliated with the TV channel that broadcasts the Eredivisie and Kitchen Champion Division in the Netherlands until mid-2028.
Van der Gijp worked as an analyst for the predecessors of Today Inside for years together with Kraay junior, who was a regular guest. Van der Gijp has a lot of respect for his colleague’s football knowledge.
“If I were Ajax, PSV or Feyenoord, I would always keep Hans around for: what’s going on in the Kitchen Champion Division? I mean that from the bottom of my heart,” says Van der Gijp in his podcast.
“How many times has he said at our table: ‘Buy that Micky van de Ven! Now buy that Van de Ven.’ AZ, Heerenveen, but no… At one point Feyenoord wanted to sign him, but Wolfsburg had already reported.” That happened in the summer of 2021, when Van de Ven switched from FC Volendam to VfL Wolfsburg.
“Hans really has a good view of the game,” Van der Gijp continues. “And he is also someone who really wants to work. He sits there in the morning Good morning Eredivisie and in the afternoon he will be on the field at Heracles Almelo.”
René van der Gijp’s Bold Move: A Footballing Genius in the Advisor Role
By Your Favorite Comedic Football Analyst – Nov 19, 2024
Is it just me, or is René van der Gijp quietly putting together the cast of a footballing blockbuster? I mean, in a world where managers play musical chairs like it’s a contestant search for Britain’s Got Talent, Van der Gijp proposes that top Dutch clubs like Ajax, PSV, and Feyenoord keep a certain someone on speed dial: none other than Hans Kraay junior. Yes, the same Hans who could probably turn watching paint dry into an Olympic sport—only with better statistics!
The Plot Twist: A Resignation with Style!
First, let’s set the scene. Last week, Kraay junior completed an impressive juggling act, resigning from his contract with ESPN while simultaneously getting a secure future till 2028. Honestly, one can only wonder if he now gets to brandish a cape and claim superhero status in Dutch football commentary. Who needs Batman when Hans is here to save the day with football insights at the snap of his fingers? Well, every time he snaps, it’s usually to point out which player should be signed next!
Football Whispering: A Unique Skillset
Now, Van der Gijp is not just tossing around names like confetti. The man’s got the wisdom of a seasoned coach trapped in a panelist’s body. He refers to Kraay as having a “good view of the game”—which is kind of like saying the Mona Lisa has a nice smile. This guy knows his stuff. He’s been slinging solid recommendations at the dinner table since before Twitter was a twinkle in Jack Dorsey’s eye. “Buy Micky van de Ven!” he shouts, probably while the rest were nibbling on their bitterballen, only to see clubs treat his words like a fortune cookie — for fun but rarely for actual work!
Van de Ven and the Missed Opportunities
Ah, but woe betide the clubs of the Eredivisie, for they didn’t catch the memo about Van de Ven until he was off to VfL Wolfsburg faster than you could say “Transfer Window Madness.” Imagine, if you will, robots running a club: way too methodical, very little charm, but boy they’d have algorithms predicting the next hot scoop. Yet, here’s Kraay, chomping on the bit, ideas bubbling over like an overcooked spaghetti pot!
A Mismatch of Matchmaking? Not Quite!
And look, while some might roll their eyes at the old-school approach, the idea of hanging onto someone who can stop the occasionally baffling spin of football’s hamster wheel is nothing short of genius! Van der Gijp’s suggestion amounts to a footballing vision built on chemistry, experience, and slightly crazy spontaneity. You know, coaching tactics that are both logical and utterly ridiculous at the same time. Classic Dutch footballing brilliance! If that’s not every club’s dream, I don’t know what is!
Conclusion: A Must-Have Advisor
So, if I were a CEO of any major Dutch club, I wouldn’t just keep Hans Kraay junior around as a favor; I’d make a throne for him in the boardroom. And you know what? I’d even knight him as the “Kitchen King of Transfers.” Because in football, it’s not just who you know but if the kitchen is stocked with players who can actually cook on the pitch!
In the whimsical world of football commentary and tactical wizardry, let’s face it: keeping Hans around might be the smartest decision since someone suggested penalties were a fair way to end a match. So here’s hoping the Dutch top clubs are taking notes; because if they’re not, one can only assume the wisdom is being served with a side of fries while the main course remains unappetizing!
Jeroen van PoppelNov 19, 2024, 4:36 PM
Last updated: Nov 19, 2024, 4:36 PM
René van der Gijp made a noteworthy suggestion on his podcast KieftJansenEgmondGijp for Dutch top clubs regarding player acquisition strategies. The former right winger advocates for the appointment of Hans Kraay junior in a strategic advisor capacity, emphasizing the value of Kraay’s extensive knowledge of the game.
This week, it was revealed that Kraay junior has decided to step away from his current contract, even as ESPN has confirmed its commitment to him until mid-2028. The seasoned reporter, aged 64, will maintain his association with the prominent network, which covers both the Eredivisie and Kitchen Champion Division in the Netherlands, cementing his influence in football broadcasting.
Having collaborated closely with Kraay junior for many years on several programs preceding Today Inside , Van der Gijp holds immense respect for his colleague’s adept understanding of football dynamics.
“If I were Ajax, PSV or Feyenoord, I would always keep Hans around for: what’s going on in the Kitchen Champion Division? I mean that from the bottom of my heart,” Van der Gijp passionately articulated in his podcast, highlighting the importance of grassroots and emerging talent in Dutch football.
“How many times has he said at our table: ‘Buy that Micky van de Ven! Now buy that Van de Ven.’ AZ, Heerenveen, but no… At one point Feyenoord wanted to sign him, but Wolfsburg had already reported.” This reference points to the summer of 2021 when Van de Ven made the leap from FC Volendam to VfL Wolfsburg, a decision that showcased the potential talents that often slip under the radar of the major clubs.
“Hans really has a good view of the game,” Van der Gijp continues, further underscoring Kraay’s acute football insights. “And he is also someone who really wants to work. He sits there in the morning Good morning Eredivisie and in the afternoon he will be on the field at Heracles Almelo,” illustrating Kraay’s dedication and commitment to both analysis and the on-ground realities of Dutch football.
What are the key reasons René van der Gijp believes Hans Kraay junior would be a valuable advisor for top Dutch football clubs?
**Interview with René van der Gijp: A Call to Action for Dutch Football Clubs**
**Interviewer**: Thank you for joining us, René. You made quite the stir in your recent podcast when you suggested that top Dutch clubs should consider adding Hans Kraay junior to their team as an advisor. What prompted this bold recommendation?
**René van der Gijp**: Thanks for having me! Well, I think it all boils down to the fact that Hans has an eye for talent that many clubs seem to overlook. He has been consistently right about player recommendations, like when he urged clubs to sign Micky van de Ven before he moved to Wolfsburg. His insight into players in the Kitchen Champion Division is invaluable and often ignored by the top-tier clubs.
**Interviewer**: You mentioned that clubs like Ajax, PSV, and Feyenoord should keep Hans on speed dial. What makes his insights particularly useful for these clubs?
**René van der Gijp**: Hans has an unparalleled knowledge of the game. He’s not only insightful—watching him dissect players on our show is like watching a master chef at work. He’s immersed in football; he spends his mornings analyzing games and then out at the training grounds in the afternoons. His passion and dedication shine through, and that can greatly benefit any club looking to strengthen its squad.
**Interviewer**: Given his recent resignation from ESPN but continued affiliation until 2028, how do you see this impacting his future contributions to the sport and, potentially, to clubs?
**René van der Gijp**: That’s an interesting point. His resignation might seem like a setback, but in reality, it frees him up to explore other roles. I see it as a strategic move where he gets to maintain his connections in football and offer his expertise directly to clubs. His insights could help these teams make smarter choices in transfers and development.
**Interviewer**: It’s clear you hold great respect for Hans. How do you think clubs have been missing out on his advice?
**René van der Gijp**: Honestly, it’s quite baffling! So often, clubs stick to their databases and statistics, disregarding the gut feelings from experienced analysts like Hans. He has repeatedly pointed out talents that have gone unnoticed until it was too late. From my perspective, embracing a diverse range of insights, including those from someone like him, could lead to fresh opportunities and avoided mistakes.
**Interviewer**: what would you tell club executives who might be hesitant to take your advice on this matter?
**René van der Gijp**: I would say, don’t dismiss the value of combining traditional scouting with expert analysis. Football is evolving, and so should your approach to acquiring players. Keeping someone like Hans Kraay junior in your corner means you’re not just hearing the same old stories; you’re getting a deeper, seasoned perspective on potential signings. It’s a no-brainer!
**Interviewer**: Thank you, René, for your insights into this exciting proposition. Here’s hoping your message resonates with the decision-makers in Dutch football!
**René van der Gijp**: Thank you! Let’s keep our fingers crossed for the future of Dutch football.