Gameweek 12 Fantasy Premier League: Jimenez Strikes Back!
Well, well, well! Gather ’round, Fantasy Premier League warriors, because it’s time for Gameweek 12, and someone’s got a bone to pick…or should I say a goal to score? That’s right! Raul Jimenez, that’s £5.8m of pure potential, is about to face off against his old mates, the Wolverhampton Wanderers. Talk about a reunion that could turn into a goal-fest!
You see, Jimenez has managed to blank in only two of his eight starts since he cemented his status in the Fulham starting XI back in Gameweek 4. Meanwhile, the Wolves have sharpened their skills at conceding goals like it’s a hobby, allowing a whopping 27 goals across the first 11 Gameweeks. Talk about defensive work, or more aptly named, ‘Are we defending or just politely stepping aside?’
This week, Jimenez will slot into a bold 3-4-3 formation, flanked by the towering presence of Mohamed Salah (£12.9m) adorned with the mighty armband and Cole Palmer (£10.9m) as the second-in-command. Captain Salah, of course, is like that friend who gets all the good selfies; you’re not really surprised he’s at the top of the player standings after racking up 23 points more than anyone else.
Player Picks That Might Just Save Your Season
Jordan Pickford (Everton) £4.9m
Talk about a goalie having the time of his life! Everton’s own Jordan Pickford has found his goalkeeping zen, hosting Brentford after keeping three clean sheets in the last five games. Conceding only two goals, he’s got the Fantasy points rolling in like they’re free samples at Costco!
Gabriel (Arsenal) £6.1m
Over at Arsenal, Gabriel has found himself able to shoot from the box as if he never got the memo that defenders shouldn’t be shooting. With 11 shots this season, he has more attempts than all of his defensive buddies combined. Time to make a case for the ‘defenders’ who don’t just defend, huh?
Ibrahima Konate (Liverpool) £5.4m
Liverpool’s brick wall, Ibrahima Konate, fancies a trip to Southampton. If you’re looking for clean sheets and maybe a cheeky goal or assist, he’s your guy. He’s made a tidy habit of contributing at both ends, proving that defenders can indeed play footie too!
Lewis Hall (Newcastle) £4.4m
Now, for a bargain! Lewis Hall from Newcastle is like finding a fiver in your winter coat; a delightful surprise! Only £4.4m and he’s bagged a couple of assists and bonus points in recent weeks. Suggested retail price? Priceless!
Mohamed Salah (Liverpool) £12.9m
If anyone’s worthy of your armband this week, it’s the Egyptian king himself. Salah’s current form is nothing short of astonishing, ticking off double-digit hauls like someone at a buffet with a hearty appetite.
Cole Palmer (Chelsea) £10.9m
Facing Leicester City, Cole Palmer is hoping to follow in Salah’s glow. The Foxes have an open-door policy at the back—perfect for a high-energy young attacker. Let’s hope he takes his shot and doesn’t just do a garden gnome impression!
Premier League’s Hidden Gems
Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) £10.1m
Arsenal’s sweetie, Bukayo Saka, has racked up a hefty chunk of his fantasy points at the Emirates Stadium. This week he’s looking to add to his tally against Nottingham Forest, so strap in for some fantastic footy.
Antoine Semenyo (AFC Bournemouth) £5.7m
Now, let’s not overlook Antoine Semenyo. With 47 shots and two goals at home recently, he’s making Bournemouth seem less like an underdog and more like a bulldog ready to bite!
Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa) £9.0m
Ollie Watkins‘ needs to turn up this week against Crystal Palace. After going a bit quiet, he needs to convert those big chances into actual goals. Come on Ollie, less ‘waiting for the bus,’ and more ‘riding the goal train!’
Alexander Isak (Newcastle) £8.5m
Sweeping in with style is Alexander Isak. Over 226,000 Fantasy managers have snagged him this week, hoping to ride the wave of his recent form. He’s definitely a hot item… and no, I’m not talking about a pepperoni pizza!
Conclusion
So, there you have it! Whether you’re crammed in a last-minute pick or confident in your captain choice, this week’s lineup is a recipe for nail-biting excitement. No pressure, folks! Just keep in mind, one wrong choice could be as costly as your aunt’s fruitcake at Christmas. Let’s kick this Gameweek off with style!
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Raul Jimenez (£5.8m) is poised for an exciting encounter as he takes on his former club Wolverhampton Wanderers in a pivotal home match during Gameweek 12 of Fantasy Premier League. This matchup presents him with a prime opportunity to further solidify his impressive form.
Fulham forward Jimenez has performed consistently well since earning a place in the starting XI during Gameweek 4, with only two scoreless outings in his eight appearances. In contrast, Wolves have shown vulnerability at the back, having conceded a staggering 27 goals in the first 11 Gameweeks—five more than any other Premier League team.
Jimenez finds himself in a tactical 3-4-3 formation, with fellow playmaker Mohamed Salah (£12.9m) taking center stage as captain for this week, while Cole Palmer (£10.9m) serves as vice-captain, rounding out a strategic lineup.
Jordan Pickford (Everton) £4.9m
Everton’s first-choice keeper is set to showcase his skills against Brentford while in top form this season. Remarkably, Pickford has achieved all three of his clean sheets in this campaign over the last five Gameweeks, during which he has only conceded two goals, amassing an impressive total of 36 fantasy points.
Gabriel (Arsenal) £6.1m
Arsenal’s Brazilian defender, Gabriel, is poised to deliver strong performances while hosting Nottingham Forest. With 11 shots taken in the box thus far, Gabriel exceeds the collective tally of eight shots made by all of his Gunners defensive teammates.
Ibrahima Konate (Liverpool) £5.4m
The upcoming match against Southampton provides centre-back Konate a valuable chance to enhance Liverpool’s solid defensive record this season. Having secured clean sheets in five of his 10 starts, he has also contributed offensively with one goal and an assist.
Lewis Hall (Newcastle) £4.4m
Valued at just £4.4m, Newcastle United’s left-back Lewis Hall is a promising option as they prepare to face West Ham United. Hall has demonstrated reliability, having blanked only once in the last three Gameweeks and contributing an assist against Chelsea.
Mohamed Salah (Liverpool) £12.9m
The prolific Mohamed Salah commands a substantial 23-point lead atop the player standings, showcasing exceptional consistency with seven double-digit scores and only two scoreless outings in 11 games for Arne Slot‘s squad. With a trip to bottom-placed Southampton on the horizon, Salah’s chances for another considerable haul look promising, justifying his captaincy for Gameweek 12.
Cole Palmer (Chelsea) £10.9m
Chelsea’s Cole Palmer faces an intriguing challenge as his team visits Leicester City in the opening fixture of the Gameweek. Palmer is positioned as a chief contender for the captaincy alongside Salah, capitalizing on Leicester’s defensive struggles, having allowed the highest number of shots in the box this season.
Bukayo Saka (Arsenal) £10.1m
Arsenal winger Bukayo Saka is expected to thrive in the upcoming faceoff against Nottingham Forest at home, having accumulated 45 of his total 67 points at the Emirates Stadium this season. With an impressive tally of three goals and four assists in five home matches, Saka has firmly established himself as a key player.
Antoine Semenyo (AFC Bournemouth) £5.7m
AFC Bournemouth’s Antoine Semenyo stands out this season, ranking among the top two players in Fantasy with 47 total shots and 33 shots taken in the box. Entering a home match against Brighton & Hove Albion, Semenyo has recently shown promising form, including scoring in two of his last three matches at the Vitality Stadium.
Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa) £9.0m
Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins faces an important opportunity to improve his offensive output in an upcoming game against Crystal Palace. Despite a recent dry spell with only one goal in his last five matches, his total of 15 big chances this season dwarfs that of his closest Villa teammate, Morgan Rogers, who has just seven.
Alexander Isak (Newcastle) £8.5m
Currently the most sought-after forward in the Gameweek, Newcastle’s Alexander Isak has gained over 226,000 new owners following his recent surge in form. Hosting West Ham, Isak is riding high, having scored in three consecutive matches while also contributing an assist for a total of 26 points.
Raul Jimenez (Fulham) £5.8m
In his last six Gameweeks, Jimenez has created four big chances while being involved in five additional ones, giving him a collective total of nine significant contributions. This effort places him in an elite group, tied with Erling Haaland (£15.2m) among forwards during this period, showcasing his importance to Fulham’s attacking threat.
How does Antoine Semenyo’s performance compare to other midfielders in the same price range?
Urnemouth’s Antoine Semenyo is an exciting pick as they gear up to face a tough opponent. Priced at just £5.7m, he’s been impressive with 47 shots and a couple of goals at home recently. If you’re looking for someone to shake things up in your squad, Semenyo just might be the underdog that bites back!
Final Thoughts
This lineup has all the makings of a thrilling Gameweek, with key players like Bukayo Saka, Mohamed Salah, and a few hidden gems ready to take centre stage. Remember, folks, it’s all about the thrill of the game and the nail-biting suspense that keeps us coming back for more. Just be sure to keep an eye on those late injuries and potential line-up changes—after all, managing your Fantasy team can feel a bit like trying to catch confetti in a windstorm! Best of luck, and may your points soar higher than a Premier League trophy!
