The Raptors’ Rebuild: More Flat Tires than Fast Breaks
Ah, the Toronto Raptors. The once-cherished team now resembles that old friend who can’t seem to get their life together—constantly downsizing from a sweet penthouse to a studio apartment that’s part-time storage unit. The optimistic aura surrounding their rebuild is fading faster than an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. Everyone’s cheering for the plucky underdog, but now it seems their “chipper little rebuild” may just be a bittersweet ballad in the making.
The Not-So-Competitive Spirit
It was charming when the Raptors scuttled to collect lottery balls while keeping things ‘interesting’ against better teams. But now? Oh dear, the second half of their recent games has looked about as exciting as a cheese sandwich. A loss to the Lakers and another one against the Bucks, and suddenly “garbage time” feels like their signature brand. And let’s be honest, when the final score is 99-89 and it feels like a mercy killing, it’s time for some soul-searching—or at least a new pair of lucky socks.
Turnover and Shooting Woes
Speaking of soul-searching, a mere 21 turnovers and a shooting percentage that suggests they might have been using a slingshot instead of a basketball—34.9% from the floor?! It’s no wonder they saved face with a cosmetic 12-1 run; if you look hard enough, you can always find a little blush to mask the ugliness. Young Gradey Dick may have clocked in his fourth career-high with 32 points, but that’s like finding a diamond in a landfill. Brilliant, but still not the treasure trove one hopes for every game.
The Quickley/Barnes Conundrum
Now let’s talk about Immanuel Quickley—a name that’s becoming synonymous with “unavailable.” He’s had more time off than a British politician covering a scandal. After joining from the Knicks in a trade that made sense on paper, the execution, it seems, is a different story. Quickley and Barnes barely shared the floor, which is like assembling a rock band and having the guitarist show up to every gig with a broken string.
Barrett’s Triumphant Return, or Not
RJ Barrett’s return is another curious case. If one were to compare him to a roller-coaster, let’s just say the safety bar has come loose. He initially dazzled, leading the team with impressive efficiency—until defenses decided to load up on him like AT&T with their “unlimited” plan. Now, he’s managing to score less than a low-cost airline’s service rating—seven points against the Bucks, five turnovers. It’s a wonder he didn’t try to drive that clown car into the paint against the likes of Giannis and Brook Lopez!
And What About Giannis?
The real star of the night? Giannis Antetokounmpo. You can’t just write him off as the Bucks’ issues being solely on him. The two-time MVP averaged a whopping 31.6 points, making it look like he’s playing against high schoolers while the rest of the lineup appears to be struggling with the fundamentals. While the Bucks didn’t need a superhero to save the day against the Raps, Giannis still put on quite the spectacle with his four blocks. If there were a trophy for “trying really hard,” I’m sure he’d hoist it aloft like the good sport he is.
Dick’s Journey from Big Brother to Big Player
Speaking of young stars, Gradey Dick is coming into his own—perhaps he grew up in a house with two older brothers who refused to let him score any buckets. That relentless spirit is making waves, yet despite the accolades, he’s also showing signs of fatigue. Imagine pouring your heart into a game only to realize you’re out of gas in the second half—like a marathon runner who thought their jogging regimen included frequent stops for tacos.
Gary Trent Jr.’s Struggles
And finally, oh, Gary Trent Jr.! His trajectory once looked like a hot air balloon soaring high, but lately, it’s been deflating at an alarming rate. Once touted as “the next big thing,” he now resembles that pop star who might have just released a flop. With a shooting percentage lower than your last Tinder date’s expectations, Trent’s form has dropped so significantly that even his own shadow looks perplexed.
As the Raptors navigate this rocky road, one can only hope that their rebuild doesn’t lead to a full-on demolition. After all, the NBA is as unpredictable as a cat’s affection for its owner—one minute, you’re winning, the next you’re down to a meow and a little scratch. Fingers crossed they find a way to turn this ship around before they’re left without a paddle—or, worse yet, an audience.
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The Raptors’ vibrant little rebuild has faced its inevitable limitations.
This determined squad, which has danced on the edge of middle-tier teams while securing valuable lottery balls, is beginning to see the shine of their victories fade significantly. However, it appears that the momentum they’ve built may be slowly running out.
Rather than showcasing their competitive spirit during critical moments in the game, the Raptors have found themselves relegated to a disappointing series of blowouts in the second halves of their last two contests—first succumbing to the Lakers in Los Angeles, then suffering another setback against the Bucks in Milwaukee.
The game against the Bucks, which ended in a 99-89 scoreline, didn’t truly reflect the nature of the competition. Though Toronto momentarily halted the Bucks’ momentum with an energetic 11-0 run to tie the game early in the third quarter, Milwaukee surged back with a formidable 21-5 run, establishing a lead that ballooned to as much as 21 points in the fourth quarter. Although the Raptors managed to salvage some dignity with a late 12-1 run that reduced the deficit to 10, it felt more cosmetic than substantial.
The Raptors committed a staggering 21 turnovers and struggled with their shooting, managing only 34.9 percent from the field, which effectively nullified any advantages they gained from a 17-12 lead in offensive rebounds and a 16-7 advantage in free throws made. The standout performance came from Gradey Dick, who set yet another personal best with a remarkable 32 points.
The defeat marked a dismal 0-5 road trip for the Raptors and dropped their overall record to 2-10 for the season, including a 0-1 record in Emirates Cup play. Meanwhile, the Bucks improved to 3-8 and 1-0 in Cup action.
Immanuel Quickley was traded to the Raptors on December 30, 2023, in a deal involving the New York Knicks that also brought RJ Barrett to Toronto.
This trade appeared strategically sound. Bringing in an elite shooting point guard capable of playing both on and off the ball seemed like an ideal match for Scottie Barnes, who has emerged as the Raptors’ key player.
However, the initial promise of this pairing has largely remained unrealized.
As the first anniversary of the trade approaches, Barnes and Quickley have found themselves on the floor together far too infrequently. They appeared in only 25 games last season before an unfortunate injury sidelined Barnes when he broke his hand. This season, Quickley faced setbacks of his own, missing all of training camp and playing just once in the preseason due to a sprained thumb. In the opener against the Cavaliers, his season took another hit as he was unintentionally undercut by Darius Garland, which resulted in an eight-game absence due to a bruised pelvis.
Things didn’t improve: while Quickley was nursing his injury, Barnes suffered a facial injury inflicted by Nikola Jokic. Consequently, when Quickley returned to action in Los Angeles, Barnes found himself sidelined yet again.
In a fresh twist of fate, Quickley is now expected to miss an extended period after the Raptors announced Tuesday that he sustained a partial tear to the ulnar collateral ligament in his left elbow during the fourth quarter of the loss to the Lakers. Reports suggest he could be out for an additional month.
This situation is mind-boggling. Quickley played in 78 games during the 2021-22 season and 81 the following year. He seemed poised for another full season last year before missing six games due to bereavement. Unfortunately, his astonishing run of bad luck with injuries has overshadowed his reliability.
It’s not solely Quickley and Barnes who have struggled to establish chemistry on the court. The Raptors’ core group, including Quickley, Barnes, Jakob Poeltl, Barrett, and Dick, have only played a mere four games together since March 1 of the previous season.
This lack of playing time stunts their development, particularly for Quickley as he seeks to gain experience in a starting point guard role at just 25 years old.
While it’s not yet a dire situation, the Raptors possess a long-term vision. However, for both Quickley and the essential players he’s meant to build synergy with, it’s crucial that he faces no further significant absences moving forward.
Barrett’s return to Toronto has yielded mostly positive results. He excelled in his final games last season, emerging as the leading scorer for Toronto while maintaining impressive efficiency—shooting 55 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three-point range, a stark contrast from his performance during his time with the Knicks.
Despite missing a significant portion of training camp and the first three regular-season games due to a shoulder injury, Barrett appeared ready to build on his newfound game. In his initial four starts of this season, he averaged an impressive 28.9 points, 5.8 rebounds, and 7.3 assists on 49.4 percent shooting overall and 46.2 percent from beyond the arc.
However, with Quickley and Barnes sidelined, defenses have focused their efforts on Barrett, testing his skills to the fullest. This shift has led to struggles in his performance; before facing the Bucks on Tuesday night, Barrett averaged only 17.5 points per game while shooting 35.7 percent from the floor and a dismal 19.2 percent from three over his last four outings. While his average of five assists during this stretch is commendable, the four turnovers were far less encouraging.
Against the Bucks, Barrett’s performance mirrored his recent difficulties—he finished with just seven points and five turnovers on a poor shooting night, connecting on merely 3 of 14 attempts from the field.
Barrett’s determination is admirable, but when turnovers accumulate and decisions falter—such as driving into the towering presence of Giannis Antetokounmpo and Brook Lopez at once—he can seem far from the impactful player he’s demonstrated he can be as a Raptor. Such slumps have been part of Barrett’s journey; his month-by-month shooting averages often resemble a roller coaster. He’ll need to find ways to minimize these slumps moving forward.
Bucks struggling, but Giannis rolling
It’s difficult to point fingers at the two-time MVP for the struggles that have plagued the Bucks this season. The 12-year veteran remains at the peak of his game.
Entering Tuesday’s matchup, Antetokounmpo was averaging an impressive 31.6 points, 12.8 rebounds, and 5.2 assists on an astonishing 60.2 percent shooting percentage. To put this in context, during his MVP seasons in 2018-19 and 2019-20, he averaged 28.5 points, 13 rebounds, and 5.8 assists with a shooting percentage of 56.6 percent. Although he wasn’t at his usual explosive level against the Raptors, the Bucks’ needs didn’t require him to be.
Antetokounmpo still managed to record 23 points, seven assists, and four blocked shots, qualifying as anything but a subpar performance. Nevertheless, what stood out was not only his scoring but also his remarkable passing ability, setting up teammates for open looks and executing dribble handoffs that would earn commendation from Nikola Jokic, along with solid defensive contributions.
Once the Raptors tied the score with their 11-0 run to open the second half, Antetokounmpo responded by orchestrating four blocked shots in just five minutes, quickly pushing the Bucks back up to a 13-point lead. The trajectory of the Bucks’ season remains uncertain, yet Antetokounmpo continues to be one of the NBA’s most formidable two-way players. It would be exciting to witness him pursue another championship, though it may not necessarily be with Milwaukee.
Gradey Dick’s burgeoning success can be attributed, in part, to having two older brothers, Brodey and Riley, who are eight and four years his senior. Both are athletic and have played basketball, and they showed little mercy when competing against their younger sibling.
This context becomes evident when Gradey fearlessly drives the lane, attempting to dunk on Brook Lopez, only to be met with a powerful rejection, and then attempts to challenge Lopez again to similar results. It’s a testament to how Dick grew up enduring tough competition from older family members.
This determination exemplifies Dick’s unique combination of basketball intelligence and talent; however, it is his fearless style of play that arguably ensures he achieves his immense potential. He plays with relentless energy and shows no hesitance when taking risks. This relentless approach belies his youthful appearance and endearing smile.
Dick has impressively become just the fourth player to score 30 or more points on at least three occasions within the first 12 games of a season while aged 20 or younger. This remarkable achievement highlights him alongside notable players like Bernard King, Luka Doncic, and LeBron James. Coincidentally, his final basket came from yet another aggressive drive on Lopez, despite the contact sending him to the floor once more. Though he seemed to tire in the second half—shooting just 3-of-13 after a strong first-half showing of 4-of-7—his resilience could have led to an even more significant performance.
Tough start for Trent Jr.
One cannot help but sympathize with Gary Trent Jr.
Not long ago, his profile as a near 40-percent three-point shooter in his early twenties, coupled with a penchant for solid defense, hinted at a lucrative payday on the horizon. He drew comparisons—though perhaps optimistic ones—to Jordan Poole, Anfernee Simons, and Tyler Herro, all of whom collectively are earning a staggering $85 million this season.
However, with lingering uncertainty in the free agent market the summer before last, Trent Jr. chose to opt into the final year of his three-year, $54 million contract with the Raptors, banking on a strong performance in the 2023-24 season to secure bigger opportunities during the following summer.
Unfortunately, the opposite occurred. The Raptors managed only 25 wins, and Trent’s season was largely unremarkable. His best offer surfaced when the championship-contending Bucks offered him a starting role, albeit on a veteran’s minimum contract. Trent held aspirations of landing a significant contract through his contributions to a winning roster.
Instead, he has struggled, currently shooting just 23.1 percent from three-point range and 29.5 percent overall, culminating in a lost starting job after only seven games on a Bucks team grappling with a disappointing start to the season.
Trent is known for his streaky shooting capabilities and has the potential to quickly turn things around. Should he find his rhythm while the Bucks recover, Trent could set himself up for future success come summer. However, he and the Bucks are in urgent need of improvement. Trent Jr., who missed the last two games due to back issues, failed to score in his limited six-minute appearance last night.
