Raphaël Enthoven, from Normale Sup to Twitter

The polemicist Raphaël Enthoven, claiming the title of philosopher, does not miss an opportunity to defend the thesis according to which, for 2500 years, “there has been no progress in philosophy”. This is because he must take himself as a reference, the modest Raphaël… and you only have to look at his compulsive interventions on Twitter for 11 years to be convinced of this!
The philosopher Gilles Deleuze spoke of “nullity” to describe the “new philosophers” of his time, such as Bernard Henri Levy. Here again, we have actually made little progress with the next generation and Raphaël Enthoven, who has everything of the hated sophist of Socrates: both incompetence and dishonesty.
Incompetence when he writes books on subjects like AI that he does not understand. Dishonesty when half of his media interventions have the unacknowledged aim of defending Israel at all costs or of defaming LFI and the left more broadly. Strange way to embody a so-called “left-wing intellectual”…

Raphaël Enthoven on Twitter for 11 years to our great misfortune:

Arriving on the network in September 2013, he has since posted more than 41,000 tweets.

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Tap on La France Insoumise (and the New Popular Front), its daily sport:

More polemicist than philosopher, Raphaël Enthoven has a slight obsession (to put it mildly) with France Insoumise.

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He started by telling women he was sterile to sleep with, then he flirted and fathered a child with his father’s wife.
Since then he has claimed to support the left and vote in the 2nd round for the RN. Rediscover Enthoven pseudo philosopher, real disaster.

— Mick Novitch (@MickNovitch) June 25, 2024

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A moving thought for Raphaël Enthoven who, since the start of the week, is on the 120,000th praise of Macron but still without any ministry.

Courtier is no longer what it was.

— Johan Faerber (@JFaerber) April 21, 2023

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Editor’s note: the day of the results of the early legislative elections when the New Popular Front came in first.

This is exactly what I would say if I had lost.

— Pierre-Emmanuel Barré (@Sale_Con) July 7, 2024

Despite everything, he is still considered left-wing by some media:

We wonder what criteria they are based on.

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From its first sentence, this burlesque paper of “The World” very seriously counts Caroline Fourest and Raphaël Enthoven in “the intellectual left”. pic.twitter.com/wSyt9amUjJ

— Sébastien Fontenelle (@vivelefeu) June 26, 2024

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The fact that we have banned in this country the marking “vegetable steak” on products but that we continue to describe Fourest and Enthoven as “intellectual left” clearly proves that the objective was not to name things correctly

— Maximaxime (@MaxiMaxime) June 26, 2024

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We live in a time where Raphaël Enthoven is considered a philosopher, Caroline Fourest as an intellectual, Emmanuel Macron as a democrat and where defending a martyred people is anti-Semitic.

Wake me up in fifty years. THANKS.

— Stéphane K🖊️ (@S_Kbreizh) September 11, 2024

Unfailing support for Israel for almost a year:

A denial of the violence of the State of Israel which is frightening to see.

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“Devil” according to Enthoven.

“Veins full of foul-smelling juice” according to Pierre Perret.

“Hamas spokesperson” according to CRIF.

Never has an elected official suffered such a violent and dehumanizing campaign. The pack that attacks Rima Hassan follows in the footsteps of the fascists. pic.twitter.com/Rw5oUqErNC

— ContreAttaque (@ContreAttaque_) June 17, 2024

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What remains of Enthoven the philosopher after 11 years on Twitter?

On the philosophy side, Raphaël would like to be part of the noble tradition of French spiritualism. A respectable tradition of thought, no doubt… but the problem is that for that you would still have to spend a little more time working, and a little less showing off your turtlenecks on TV sets!

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Raphaël Enthoven is to philosophy what Philippe Croizon is to climbing

— Jean-Moundir (@supermegadrivin) September 20, 2022

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I wonder if @Enthoven_R realizes that by insisting as he does, he is proving to us the truth of the portrait of him that A. Bellanger paints in his latest book:
an average philosopher, mean and careerist, always hurt at never having gotten 20 on his dissertations

— Leo 🐋 (@videos2leo) September 27, 2024

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One day at the philosophy baccalaureate the subject was “What is audacity?” And Raphaël Enthoven replied: “I wish I was a black woman so that people would stop bothering me!” »

He got 20/20.

— magimiel (@magimiel) September 4, 2018

Raphaël Enthoven and AI:

The philosophy professor and YouTuber Thibaut Girault, obviously more serious than him, pinned Enthoven’s incompetence regarding AIwhich nevertheless constitutes the main theme of his last essay… visibly failed.

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The problem with ChatGPT is that it ingests masses of texts which it retransmits by putting ideas together without understanding them, and we already have Enthoven.

— Petit Fayot (@Petit_Fayot) April 1, 2023

This is the end of this tribute to Raphaël Enthoven, our favorite Twitter philosopher, as you will have understood. If you lost a few IQ points after reading this article, there is still time to remedy it by taking our quiz: