Philippines Plans Hotel Boom: 120,000 New Rooms by 2028!
Well, well, well, pack your bags and charge your cameras—because the Philippines is rolling out the red carpet for tourists like it’s “The Great Hotel Accumulation of 2028!” The Department of Tourism (DOT), alongside the Philippine Hotel Owners Association (PHOA), has a grand scheme in place to drop more than 120,000 new hotel rooms into the mix by 2028. Imagine that, folks—more hotel rooms than guests at a karaoke bar after midnight!
Now, let’s do the math. Currently, we’ve got about 335,592 rooms in 18,818 delightful hotel establishments scattered around this tropical paradise. But with a whopping target of 456,000 rooms, we’re left with a shortfall of 120,463. The only thing larger than that number is the number of Jollibee outlets that just popped up last year—(seriously, there’s one in every corner!)
According to the DOT, they’re expecting 11.5 million annual tourists by 2028. I presume they have a couple of those gloriously bad reality shows to promote this influx? Who wouldn’t want to vacation somewhere that sounds like a plot twist from a soap opera? “In 2028: The Lost Tourist Chronicles!”
The action plan, stylishly dubbed the Philippine Hotel Industry Strategic Action Plan (PHISAP) 2023-2028, isn’t just about throwing up hotel rooms like a toddler building a Lego set. No, no! They’re serious about enhancing the appeal for tourists, creating all manner of experiences and attractions. Because let’s be honest, sometimes just having a bed and a TV isn’t quite enough when you’re pretending to be a Titanic-era global traveler.
Central Luzon, Cavite-Laguna-Batangas-Quezon, Davao Gulf, and Bicol are buzzing with demand. And just when you thought things were about to quiet down, enter Metro Manila with its medium demand. Medium demand sounds like your Starbucks order: “I’ll have a medium cup of, ‘Uh, why is everything so congested?’”
Tourism Secretary Christina Frasco, bless her heart, reiterates that this isn’t just a pretty picture. It’s a roadmap to a “thriving, sustainable, and inclusive future.” Fancy terms like that remind us that this isn’t just about building hotels; it’s about providing jaw-dropping landscapes, charming hospitality, and maybe a few Instagram-ready moments for all the travel influencers out there ready to unleash their selfie skills.
However, it seems like the road to this hotel bonanza isn’t without its potholes. The government is slightly apprehensive over the visitor target for 2024. Recent reports reveal a strong push for attracting guests from South Korea, the USA, and Japan to offset concerns about Chinese tourist numbers, which have been sharper than a freshly opened can of sardines. Sadly, a stringent visa policy for Chinese visitors means that the Philippines may face a dilemma akin to being stuck between a rock and a hard place—unless we count on those strung-out post-pandemic tourists yearning for lesser-visited destinations.
So what’s the plan B, or should we say Plan W (for Wooo, we can’t be sitting here on our thumbs!)? The DOT is cleverly shifting gears, sweet-talking markets like India while pulling a few favors to woo back those tourists who might have chosen a beach in Bali over a beach in Boracay. Tough competition, right?
Let’s get real here: More hotels means more choices for travelers. But it also means hotels will have to step up their game dramatically! It’s no longer enough to just have a pool and a buffet that didn’t triple the price overnight. Nope! They’ll need to offer Michelin-star dining experiences, spa treatments that can heal the pain of three months’ worth of sporting events, and maybe some high-speed Wi-Fi so tourists can update their followers on their grand escapades.
So there you have it! The Philippines is gearing up to make waves in the hospitality scene while dodging geopolitical heat and tight visas. Can they pull it off and still have the karaoke on standby? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: when life gives you lemons, build a hotel! How about that?
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