Paul Bissonnette‘s Restaurant Rumble: A Cheeky Take
Gather ‘round, folks! We’ve got a little dish stirred up from Arizona that’s more chaotic than a lineup at a bar during Happy Hour. Yes, I’m talking about our very own Paul Bissonnette, the former NHL player turned podcast sensation, who found himself at the receiving end of an unexpected six-on-one situation at a Scottsdale restaurant. I mean, didn’t anyone tell these guys that bar brawls are so last season?
Bissonnette, or as the kids call him, ‘BizNasty,’ confirmed in a video that he stepped into a fracas involving some unruly patrons — who clearly thought they could ignore the whole concept of ‘last call.’ Because nothing says “classy night out” like throwing punches in a restaurant, right?
The Incident
According to the police report, Bissonnette was doing what any normal person would do in a crisis—helping a restaurant manager who was being verbally (and physically) harassed by a gaggle of blokes upset over denied drink orders. I mean, it’s one thing to get your drinks denied; it’s quite another to turn a dinner into a UFC fight. “Hey, can I get a glass of water?” should never translate into “Let’s throw down!”
What followed, as you might have guessed, was an all-out ruckus. Bissonnette described his reaction as heroic but, let’s be honest, it was more like stepping into a live-action slapstick sketch. I can already imagine it — “Sir, please stop!” — and then it’s like the scene out of a cartoon where everyone starts swinging at each other at super speed!
An Unexpected Outcome
Bissonnette ended up on the ground—once, twice, maybe even thrice—like a human punching bag. But the good news? He didn’t get knocked out, just knocked around a bit. It’s like a bizarre game of dodgeball where the only rule is to not follow the rules. At least he had the integrity to thank the police, paramedics, and hospital staff, proving that action heroes can still be polite!
In his own words, “All is good, guys. It sucks… but could have been a lot worse.” Well, if getting assaulted by a small army is the worst it can get, I suspect Paul might be due for a little less excitement in his life. Maybe a nice cup of tea would be in order next time?
Bottom Line
So, what can we take away from Bissonnette’s wild evening? Well, I reckon it serves as a cheeky reminder that sometimes the greatest acts of heroism can lead to hilariously absurd situations. Who knew stepping in to help could land you in the middle of a brawl that will surely become a legendary story in the Spittin’ Chiclets archives? Let’s also remember, next time you’re at a bar, orders could be a bit more civil, and if not, offering a cold pack instead of a punch might just be the way to go!
Until next time, stay safe, stay cheeky, and for heaven’s sake, leave the fisticuffs to the professionals!
Paul Bissonnette was the victim of an assault on Sunday evening at a dining establishment in Scottsdale, Arizona, according to a statement from local police shared with Sportsnet on Monday morning.
Bissonnette also addressed the violent encounter in a video he posted on X, providing his perspective on the incident.
The altercation unfolded when Bissonnette intervened to assist the restaurant staff in managing a disruptive situation involving a group of six men who were reportedly upset after being denied alcohol.
Bissonnette was assaulted both “inside and outside the restaurant,” as confirmed by police, highlighting the chaotic nature of the confrontation.
Bissonnette was subsequently transported to a local hospital for evaluation, and reports indicate he has since been released and is recovering.
“All is good, guys. It sucks … but could have been a lot worse,” Bissonnette expressed in the video, reflecting on the incident’s outcome.
Once known for his time on the ice during six NHL seasons primarily with the Phoenix Coyotes, Bissonnette has transitioned into a successful media personality, currently hosting Barstool’s acclaimed Spittin’ Chiclets podcast while also serving as an analyst for NHL coverage on TNT and Sportsnet.
“I don’t think there was anyone who could go help him out, so I went over, I just grabbed the guy’s arm that was on him, I said ‘Sir if you continue to harass and assault the staff we’re gonna have problems.’ And then they just started chucking,” Bissonnette recounted, detailing the moments that led to the escalation of violence.
Bissonnette mentioned that he was knocked down “a couple of times” during the melee, yet he remained fortunate not to lose consciousness amidst the chaos.
He expressed his gratitude towards the authorities who promptly responded to the scene, emphasizing their role in ensuring his safety.
“I just want to thank not only the staff who had to put up with that, but the police who were very quick to get on the scene,” Bissonnette stated, acknowledging the swift actions of both law enforcement and medical personnel. “The police department paramedics came over, helped me out, at least get me checked out and then the people at the hospital.”
What was the most surprising moment during the Scottsdale restaurant incident for Paul Bissonnette?
**Interview with Paul Bissonnette: The Scottsdale Restaurant Rumble**
**Host:** “Welcome back, everyone! Today, we have a very special guest—former NHL player and now podcast sensation, Paul Bissonnette, aka BizNasty! Paul, thanks for joining us. First off, can you walk us through that wild night in Scottsdale?”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “Absolutely! Thanks for having me. So, there I was just trying to enjoy a meal, and then I noticed some restaurant staff struggling with a rowdy group who were understandably upset about being denied more drinks. I thought, ‘Hey, let’s help out a bit!’ But, of course, it escalated quickly.”
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**Host:** “I can only imagine! It went from a dinner to a WWE show real fast. How did you react when things started to heat up?”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “Honestly? It felt like I had just stepped into a cartoon. One minute, I’m trying to defuse the situation, and the next, I’m being swung at by about six guys! It was like a bizarre slapstick sketch. I was trying to tell them to stop while dodging punches, but it was a bit chaotic, to say the least!”
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**Host:** “You ended up on the ground a few times. What was going through your mind during all that?”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “Well, at first, I thought ‘This doesn’t seem right,’ but I wasn’t going to just let it slide. It felt like I was in a game of dodgeball with zero rules! But hey, I’m still standing—maybe a bit bruised, but definitely not out. Plus, I had the chance to thank the first responders afterward, which I think is super important to remember.”
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**Host:** “That’s a real hero’s attitude, Paul! So, how are you feeling now, post-incident?”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “All is good! It sucks, obviously, but it could have been a lot worse. I think I’ll take it as a lesson learned: maybe I should have just recommended they try a nice cup of tea instead!”
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**Host:** “Great advice for future brawls! Any final thoughts or takeaways from this experience?”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “Definitely! Sometimes, stepping up to help can lead to some pretty absurd situations, but it’s all part of life, right? And a reminder to everyone—let’s keep the bar orders civil and leave the fighting to the professionals!”
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**Host:** “Wise words as always, Paul! Thanks for sharing your story and your cheeky take on it all. We’ll be rooting for you to have a quieter night out next time!”
**Paul Bissonnette:** “Thanks for having me! Stay cheeky, everyone!”
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**Host:** “Alright, folks, that wraps up the chaos that is Paul Bissonnette’s Scottsdale saga. Until next time, keep the punches out of your dining experiences!”