Pakistan vs England Test: Toss Drama and Team Changes!
Pakistan has won the toss and decided to bat first against England in the second Test at Multan.
Well, it’s official! Pakistan has taken the plunge and decided to bat first. That’s right, folks, they must be feeling as brave as a cat in a dog park. Shan Masood is the captain and it seems like he’s pretty chuffed about trusting a pitch that’s basically been reupholstered since the last match – just like my grandma’s living room: a lot of attention and still a bit questionable!
The pitch must really have gone through some heavy lifting, yielding an eye-popping 1599 runs in the previous Test. This gives a whole new meaning to a ‘run-fest’ – if they keep up this pace, they might just be playing a cricket-based version of Monopoly!
Masood has also decided to mix things up a bit, bringing in three spinners – Sajid Khan, Zahid Mahmood, and Noman Ali – because why not throw a few more ‘twisties’ into the equation, right? Aamer Jamal is the lone seamer left standing after being part of a bowling attack that let England post a staggering 823 for 7 declared. But look on the bright side, Aamer. At least your arm’s getting a workout! Or getting a workout just from carrying that bowling average around? Tough crowd!
Masood outlined the game plan nicely, saying, “Given the condition of the pitch, we want to put a good score on the board.” He seems to have a lot of hope for this one, akin to me hoping today’s the day I finally get a date – optimistic, but let’s be real here. The ball is in their court, and they better hope the pitch is feeling generous!
Oh, and can we talk about Kamran Ghulam? The lad is finally making his Test debut in place of the out-of-form Babar Azam at No.4. Masood is getting all sentimental about it, calling it “heartwarming.” I mean, nothing says ‘heartwarming’ like a player getting their chance while others are being tossed out like last week’s leftovers.
Now, switching to the other side, the English team is led by none other than Ben Stokes, who is back at the helm. You’ve got to admire his spirit coming back after a hammy injury – because nothing says “I’m fit to lead” like a man who’s just had his legs reassembled like a flatpack IKEA chair!
Stokes is now expressing his delight over the pitch’s expected spin assistance and backing his team of three seamers and two spinners. He confirmed that England would’ve batted first if given the chance, which is classic captain talk. Who doesn’t love the guy who shows up fashionably late to a party and then complains about the music?
“It was an amazing victory last week,” he chimed, sounding a bit like a coach in a motivational video, complete with wide-angle lens. But he’s got a point! Who wouldn’t want to carry that kind of momentum into a second Test? Just wait and see how the pitch plays, Ben! It’s like waiting for Christmas, but with more white clothing and a lot more grunting!
The Teams:
Pakistan:
- Saim Ayub
- Abdullah Shafique
- Shan Masood (capt)
- Kamran Ghulam
- Saud Shakeel
- Mohammad Rizwan (wk)
- Salman Agha
- Aamer Jamal
- Sajid Khan
- Noman Ali
- Zahid Mahmood
England:
- Zak Crawley
- Ben Duckett
- Ollie Pope
- Joe Root
- Harry Brook
- Ben Stokes (capt)
- Jamie Smith (wk)
- Matthew Potts
- Brydon Carse
- Jack Leach
- Shoaib Bashir
Well folks, buckle up! It’s going to be a thrilling ride, and here’s hoping we don’t crash before the finish line. Whatever happens, may the best team win – or at least the team with the best snacks in their dressing room!
Andrew Miller is UK editor of ESPNcricinfo. Follow him on Twitter: @miller_cricket
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