The new ÖSV logo causes a serious diplomatic crisis with Tokyo. Apparently it is a character from the Japanese alphabet that stands for “declaration of war”. Austria is officially in a military conflict with Japan since yesterday!
VIENNA/TOKIO – It was supposed to be a peaceful evening in the “Zum merry hearted Kasperl” wine tavern in Grinzing when Chancellor Karl Nehammer was surprised by the war at 1:54 a.m. with a blood alcohol content of 1.54. “We’re at war with Japan,” his panicked press spokesman slurs into his ear, while Nehammer just presses a Jägermeister breechblock on his nose. “Klenk just tweeted that the Akakiko staff at Gerngross have already taken the first hostages.”
