The Royal Rumble: Meghan’s Floral Fiasco!
Ah, the intriguing world of royalty—where tiaras shine brighter than the sun and scandals sprout faster than you can say “goodbye, monarchy!” Take Prince Harry and his lovely wife Meghan Markle, who supposedly adore their privacy like a vegan in a steakhouse. But, oh, how the tables turn when the pressure of keeping that privacy cranks up! They’ve ditched the British cold for Californian sunshine, but it doesn’t seem to keep the drama at bay.
Your Flowers Are Not Fit for a Duchess!
So, it seems Meghan had a bit of a run-in with a florist. Yes, you heard it right! Apparently, this call wasn’t your usual “Can I have a dozen roses?” affair. No, this was a full-blown “How dare you share my flower preferences on social media!” episode. The tabloids report that she was furious—boiling over like a kettle on full blast! Imagine the florist’s face as Meghan unleashed her inner hurricane over thirty minutes of ‘rager-iffic’ phone time! It’s like she was auditioning for a new role: ‘The Duchess of Drama.’
Branching Out: Consequences of the Floral Fury
And oh, the fallout! Apparently, the florist’s employer has now taken the rather drastic step of refusing any future orders from the Duchess herself. I mean, who knew that saying “sorry, we don’t serve royals” could ever be a thing? It’s like the floral version of saying “you can’t sit with us” in mean-girls fashion. Truly regal behavior, if you ask me—or should I say royal pain in the neck?
Meanwhile, it appears that Prince Harry isn’t exactly nestled away in the lap of luxury, either. He’s been embroiled in a bit of financial strife, with the taxman knocking on his door like a pesky neighbor asking for sugar. Allegedly, the couple’s charity, Archewell, has missed important paperwork deadlines—millions are now AWOL! Maybe they should learn from Meghan and just shout down the phone at the tax office, right?
Reining It In
Now, one has to wonder: how does one go from being a member of the royal family to the Queen of Hotline Flameouts? Is it just me, or do these two lovebirds keep managing to find themselves in situations that make the rest of us look like we’re living in a sitcom? Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, they remind you that sometimes life is more outrageous than your wildest imagination—or any plot twist on ‘Suits.’
So, dear readers, let’s keep an eye on our favorite royal duo. Who knows what they’ll do next? Perhaps they’ll start their own reality show: Keeping Up with the Royals: Drama Edition! Because if you can’t beat the tabloids, you might as well join them, right?
Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle consider their privacy sacred. More than four years ago, the royals decided to turn their backs on royal life in Great Britain and instead settle in California in the USA.
Since then, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have kept their children Archie and Lilibet out of the public eye and only appear at selected events. Nevertheless, rumors about the couple’s private lives continue to come to light, such as Meghan Markle’s bad behavior towards her employees (more on that here). Now a service provider is said to have felt the Duchess’s angry side again.
Meghan Markle yells at employees over the phone
As the British “Sun” reports, Meghan Markle recently called a florist from whom she had previously ordered a bouquet of flowers. The service provider is said to have published details about the 43-year-old’s wish on social media. The name of the former “Suits” actress was not mentioned.
Nevertheless, Meghan Markle is said to have boiled with anger and immediately picked up the phone. An insider wants to know that the American woman raged on the phone for 30 minutes and shouted at the florist.
Meghan Markle: Call has drastic consequences
The call probably not only threw the woman off course, Meghan Markle now also has to bear the consequences of her actions. As the “Sun” further writes, the company that employs the florist does not want to accept any more orders from Meghan Markle in the future.
But not only Meghan Markle is once again making negative headlines. Prince Harry is also in the public eye because of alleged financial problems. Back in the spring, “Archewell,” the couple’s nonprofit organization, was cited by the tax office for failing to submit paperwork and fees. Millions are now missing.