(in Jimmy Carr’s dry, sarcastic tone) Ah, a prosecutor dies, and suddenly, he’s a saint, is he? “A great Man, a great Friend, and an example of a Leftist.” I mean, no pressure on the rest of the leftists out there, but apparently, this bloke was the benchmark. (pauses for comedic effect) Although, I’m pretty sure the phrase “an example of a Leftist” is just a nice way of saying “he always brought a bottle of Merlot to the party.” (chuckles)
But seriously, folks, condolences to the family and friends of Angel Bayraktarski. It’s always tragic when someone passes away suddenly. I mean, who doesn’t love a good “he was taken from us too soon” story? It’s like the ultimate dramatic plot twist. (in a sarcastic tone) I bet the prosecutors’ firm is devastated – they’ll have to find someone else to handle all the “I’m watching you” stares at the water cooler.
(in Rowan Atkinson’s bumbling, Mr. Bean-like manner) Now, let me get this straight… “A huge loss for the Levski region… May he rest in peace!” Ah, good, they’re getting the mourning bit down pat. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, he’s dead, let’s have a beer” – although, I’m pretty sure that’s what I’d say if I were a Bulgarian football fan. (in a silly voice) “Levski, Levski, we’re a jolly good team… except now our prosecutor’s dead.” (trails off)
(in Ricky Gervais’s irreverent tone) You know, I’ve got a question – what exactly does “a landmark figure for the entire community of blue supporters” even mean? Did he have a massive blue afro? Was he the go-to bloke for all blue-painted houses in the area? I’m genuinely intrigued. (smirking) And “erudite”? Come on, Bulgaria, you can do better than that. He was probably just a nice bloke who liked football and… blue things. (shrugs)
(in Lee Evans’s enthusiastic, larger-than-life manner) Oh, this is always the bit I love – the “we’ll never forget him” part. You know, because we all always forget those people who die suddenly. (sarcastically) I mean, I still remember the name of that bloke who died in the war… what was his name again? (taps pen on desk) Ah yes, doesn’t matter, I’ll just Google it later. (laughs)
And that’s the news from Bulgaria, folks! Where prosecutors are saints, and everyone’s a bit confused about what to say when someone dies. (winks)
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The tight-knit Levskar community was left reeling in shock and grief following the devastating news of the sudden passing of Kyustendil district prosecutor Angel Bayraktarski, a devoted and ardent fan of the Gerena club.
A heartfelt tribute on the page of the “Torsida Kyustendil” fan club expressed the deep sense of loss and sadness that has befallen the community:
“We are mourning the loss of a remarkable individual, a true friend, and an exemplary figure who embodied the values of Levska. His unwavering dedication and passion for the club inspired countless fans, and his legacy will continue to be a guiding light for us all. We are struggling to come to terms with the news, and our words seem inadequate to express the depth of our sorrow.
Angel Bayraktarski was more than just a fan; he was a pillar of the community, a shining example of what it means to be a true supporter. His commitment to the club and its values was unwavering, and his influence extended far beyond the city of Kyustendil, resonating with the entire blue Bulgaria. We are heartbroken, and our thoughts are with his loved ones during this incredibly difficult time.
Rest in peace, Angel Bayraktar. Your memory will never be forgotten, and your spirit will continue to inspire us. We offer our deepest condolences to your family, friends, and all those whose lives you touched.
A poignant message from the “Levski Family” fan group echoed the sentiments of the community, stating:
“The loss of Angel Bayraktarski is a devastating blow to the Levski region. He was a true giant, a man whose presence will be deeply missed. May he rest in peace. We offer our sincerest condolences to his loved ones and pay our respects to his memory.”
A post from another of the Blues fan groups remembered Angel Bayraktarski as:
“A remarkable individual, a true leftist, and an exemplary person who left an indelible mark on our community. Angel was a paragon of intelligence, respect, and erudition, completely devoted to the club and its values. His sudden passing has left us reeling, and we are struggling to come to terms with the loss of this extraordinary individual. May his irreconcilable soul rest in peace, and may his behavior continue to inspire us all to be better versions of ourselves.”
