Ah, the weekly ritual of fantasy football rankings—where everyone and their dog seems to think they’re an expert just because they’ve been watching football for more than three minutes! If I had a pound for every armchair analyst I met on a Sunday, I’d have enough to buy a decent football team… or at least a really good pint! Speaking of experts, let’s take a look at this week’s rankings from theScore’s Justin Boone, who apparently hasn’t just been sitting on his couch binge-watching Netflix, but instead has actually performed quite well in the FantasyPros’ Most Accurate Expert Competition! The man finished top seven for seven years running—let’s be honest, at that point, you might as well start charging for your advice!
Quarterbacks: The Field Generals
Now, when it comes to picking quarterbacks, it’s almost as if you need a crystal ball. I mean, just look at this week’s top pick, Jalen Hurts at number one. He’s set to take on the Washington Football Team. Nicknamed the ‘Commanders,’ which I suspect is just fancy marketing for “timid and underprepared,” they clearly didn’t get the memo that Hurts is the real deal. If he does well, I half expect them to start calling in job references for their next season of “Survivor: NFL Edition.”
Following him, we’ve got Josh Allen at number two, set to face Kansas City, which promises to be an absolute shootout—who needs defense when you’ve got a popcorn machine and a room full of fantasy enthusiasts? I can picture it now: Analysts clutching their calculators, desperately simulating dozens of outcomes based on whether it’s a lob, a spiral, or a simple underhand toss. Nerds, get your spreadsheets ready!
Then there’s Lamar Jackson at number three. Honestly, with his feet, you might think he’s trying out for Cirque du Soleil instead of an NFL team. But based on current form against the Steelers, they might want to invest in some sturdy shoes to prevent him from running away with the game. It’s a good thing those defenders can’t seem to catch anything lately, except for colds.
And let’s not forget Patrick Mahomes II at number nine. He’s currently like that one friend who always shows up to the party and ends up 1v1’ing the drinks table. You can’t help but admire his confidence to throw the ball backward while running. It’s almost like magic… except less flashy and with more unpaid gambling debts! Oh, and Caleb Williams rounding out the rankings at twenty-four? Let’s hope he’s not looking for a side gig waiting tables, because the pressure is on.
Conclusion: The Best Seat in the House
So there you have it, folks! Whether you’ve set your fantasy lineup based on gut feelings, weird omens, or some late-night Google searches, just remember: at the end of the day, it’s like watching a soap opera. You never know how it’s going to end, but there’s definitely going to be drama. If you need more ranking prowess (or just want to heckle your friends who still think ‘running back’ is a term for bad romantic advice), check out Boone’s full rankings and follow along for more. After all, nothing says “I know my stuff” like a well-timed tweet or two about a player who forgot how to catch a ball, right? Cheers to another week of fantasy football, where we’ll either be celebrating victory or nursing our wounds while shouting at the television. Enjoy!
In an impressive feat, theScore’s Justin Boone secured the top spot in FantasyPros’ Most Accurate Expert Competition back in 2019, showcasing his forecasting skills that have consistently placed him among the top seven for seven consecutive years in this highly competitive arena. This track record speaks volumes about his analytical prowess. Check out the links below to access his expertly curated rankings for Week 11.
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| Rk | Player | Team | Opp |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jalen Hurts | PHI | vs WSH |
| 2 | Josh Allen | BUF | vs KC |
| 3 | Lamar Jackson | BAL | @ PIT |
| 4 | Brock Purdy | SF | vs SEA |
| 5 | Jayden Daniels | WSH | @ PHI |
| 6 | Joe Burrow | CIN | @ LAC |
| 7 | Justin Herbert | LAC | vs CIN |
| 8 | Bo Nix | DEN | vs ATL |
| 9 | Patrick Mahomes II | KC | @ BUF |
| 10 | Jared Goff | DET | vs JAX |
| 11 | Geno Smith | SEA | @ SF |
| 12 | Russell Wilson | PIT | vs BAL |
| 13 | Jordan Love | GB | @ CHI |
| 14 | C.J. Stroud | HOU | @ DAL |
| 15 | Tua Tagovailoa | MIA | vs LV |
| 16 | Matthew Stafford | LAR | @ NE |
| 17 | Sam Darnold | MIN | @ TEN |
| 18 | Aaron Rodgers | NYJ | vs IND |
| 19 | Drake Maye | NE | vs LAR |
| 20 | Jameis Winston | CLE | @ NO |
| 21 | Anthony Richardson | IND | @ NYJ |
| 22 | Kirk Cousins | ATL | @ DEN |
| 23 | Derek Carr | NO | vs CLE |
| 24 | Caleb Williams | CHI | vs GB |
| 25 | Gardner Minshew II | LV | @ MIA |
| 26 | Will Levis | TEN | vs MIN |
| 27 | Mac Jones | JAX | @ DET |
| 28 | Cooper Rush | DAL | vs HOU |
| 29 | Trey Lance | DAL | vs HOU |
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