TV Criticism
Jungle camp 2022, day 6
“I know that everyone thinks I’m shit” – Anouschka Renzi cheats and scolds
The black widow of the jungle camp: Anouschka Renzi.
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Whistle on the “rules”: 85 times the campers violated the house rules and had to part with a luxury item as punishment. Dervish diva Anouschka Renzi tried to trick and was caught. What followed was a tirade of epic proportions.
By Mark Stoehr
When Social Democracy was still swaggy, the world was a concert of wishes. Abi on the fifth educational path, come on, everyone has a brain cell. In the case of Filip Pavlovic, even the Socialists bite on granite. Okay, he once knocked out Paul Janke on another reality show. That was delivered cleanly, thanks once more for that. His boyish smile also finds one or the other follower in the Alps.
But what else is in the 28-year-old beau? All drilling has so far remained unsuccessful. And if you think that rap is always a thing with such hang-over types – no Filip. His freestyle on yesterday’s episode was the most talentless performance in the history of the genre. In order not to immediately pull the plug on his potential ambitions in this field, we only quote the stronger, second stanza. “Every morning Linda comes and will wake us up / Manuel has a big penis, so he takes a shower naked.”
variants of bitterness
That was the first painful moment of the show. Anouschka Renzi took care of the second. The black widow of the jungle camp, where it becomes clearer every day that cosmetic surgery is a fair-weather discipline that may keep what it promises indoors, but fails across the board in the open air – old Renzi played all variants of bitterness in Strassberg through. No longer wanted in the early evening program, hated in the jungle. Her quite clairvoyant analysis: “I know that everyone thinks I’m shit, but so do I.”
With her maddening outbursts of anger, the 57-year-old is increasingly following Ramona Leiß’s bipolar performances in 2012, which Dirk Bach titled “Menopause of an Empress” at the time. When the current rubble squad had to report for a punishment report because of a whopping 85 rule violations in five days, an epic thunderstorm was brewing in the Renzi. Everyone dutifully delivered one of their two luxury items. Harald Glööckler sacrificed his pillow and instead kept his mouth spray because he knows that good spirit only works with fresh breath. And Anouschka Renzi? Tried to trick the Supreme Court by giving away four earbuds but hiding two. Logically, the fraud was discovered.
Zahngate and “Scrap Lotto”
What followed is only insufficiently described as paranoia. The Renzi turned completely off. First she screamed regarding what a “shitty show” it was and what kind of “shitty people” she was surrounded by before she accused Tina Ruland of ratting her out to the game management. The three-time Playmate no longer understood the world. It wasn’t until the next morning that Renzi came to his senses and tried a rather uncaring sorry. A dialogue ensued, like something out of a textbook on failed communication. Ruland: “You accused me of denunciation in front of the assembled team. I cannot accept your apology.” Renzi: “It’s enough for me, I can’t do more, I have to go to the toilet.”
In this highly dramatic situation, Taras Zahngate shrank into a subplot, which the Austrian foot model naturally saw differently. “Fuck my life, I’m dying,” she whined as a crown fell out while she was flossing. A South African dental team was able to mend the faux pas just in time before she had to take the jungle test with Linda. There, Tara’s regained smile at the “Schrotto-Lotto” was marred by a slimy broth that smelled so sickly that a ranger vomited. That never happened either. Today it’s a trio’s turn: Linda, Jasmin – and Renzi, who will certainly present new conspiracy theories and curses for the occasion.
