Published 2024-04-01 12.15
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full screen Vinotek’s ice cream truck for adults. Photo: The wine shop
The M-top will change its name, NATO will cost Ven 500 meters of land and Barbro Broman will build a bridge.
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Make sure you don’t get scammed today – here’s this year’s April Fool’s joke.
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Thanks to everyone who submitted their jokes and funny stories. Now we close the chat for this time – but keep an eye out for new chats in the future!
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The one for 10 kroner at the pump was good. In and of themselves, they got the day wrong, but how we laughed!
Marbles
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A few years ago with my class I borrowed this joke.
Today’s class joke.
The school nurse will come to count your toes, it is said that those who are 7 or 8 years old can have an extra toe.
So please take off your shoes and socks. Then we’ll count and see who it is in the class.
They listened and did what they were told to do.
đ april april
Miss N
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Several years ago I told my son, who was five at the time, that Coop around the corner and that would open a toy store instead. He was so sad followingwards and I regretted it greatly. Not everything is a joke, not for a five-year-old.
Don’t joke regarding everythingâŠ
Oh poor thing! Hope he got another consolation (from Coop, for example haha!)
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Many years ago, it was written in a newspaper that the system company would stop accepting toms
glass from April Fool’s Day! There were queues to leave empty glasses! (60s or 70s)
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The work on the KarlgÄrd Bridge has been paused, but now the Skellefte residents are taking matters into their own hands and have started working on the bridge construction themselves, reports The north.
With their own tools, neighbors Göran FÀrdig and Barbro Broman have started.
– As soon as it gets a little warmer, we will start paving, says Barbro Broman.
Börje MarkÄ is infrastructure manager and praises the initiative from the public.
– It is clear that we would prefer to avoid the situation, that private individuals have to build. But all efforts are positive at the moment. We hope that more will join, he says.
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full screen Go over the bridge and change the time zone. Photo: Marko SÀÀvÀlÀ/TT
New time zone
“Ăland time” – a separate time zone controlled by AI, is now being introduced on the island, reveals Ălandsbladet. The reason is that it will benefit tourism.
– We have found a loophole in the EU’s rules where larger islands can decide what standard time the country will have in the future when the time change is abolished, says Timmy Uhr from the tourism company Solex, which is behind the initiative.
âOperation Chop-Offâ
South Sweden April 1 might reveal a number of hitherto unknown consequences of Sweden’s entry into NATO, including that Gotland is fortified and that weather reports must begin to indicate temperatures in both Celsius and Fahrenheit.
But the icing on the cake is that the newspaper was able to reveal that the American Pentagon has plans to make the island of Ven the home port for NATO’s fleet in the North Atlantic.
– We start excavating in 2025, says American Rear Admiral Trusty McFool, responsible for Operation Chop-Off, as the digging phase of the project is named, to the newspaper.
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full screenTrusty McFool, in charge of Operation Chop-Off. Photo: Sydsvenskan
Chemical time travel
Politicians and companies haven’t pulled you over to play an April Fool’s joke either.
The Social Democrats’ press secretary Tobias Baudin announced on Instagram that he is releasing a dance band song before the EU elections.
One of the moderates’ top names, Tomas TobĂ©, writes in a press release that he is changing his name to Tobias. The reason is that “everyone says it wrong anyway”, and that he wants to make it easier for voters.
IKEM â the innovation and chemical industries â launches chemical time travel. The program aims to “send back” chemical innovations in time to speed up climate work and solve tomorrow’s challenges already today.
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full screen Tomas Tobé changes his name to Tobias. Photo: Anders Wiklund/TT
Ice cream truck for adults
The travel company TUI will start offering trips to space in 2025. The new travel destinations include the moon, Venus and Mars.
It has also been announced that Vinoteket is making its own version of the ice cream truck, and will be able to sell wine around residential areas.
Another April Fool’s joke is that the Bröd och Salt cafĂ© chain will take over the globe and use it as a cafĂ©, and that SVT revealed on Instagram that Markus and Martinus will change names with each other.
