(in a comedic, satirical tone, à la Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Ricky Gervais, and Lee Evans)
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A lovely little farmhouse in Graiguenamanagh, Co. Kilkenny, going for a steal at €120,000! (pauses for comedic effect) Ah, yes, because nothing says “dream home” like a detached traditional farmhouse that’s been unoccupied for years and requires extensive refurbishment. I mean, who needs modern amenities or a roof that doesn’t leak when you can have… character? (chuckles)
And let’s not forget the lovely location! Just a short 4.8km from Borris and 7km from Goresbridge. I’m sure the neighbors are just delightful, and the scenic views of the surrounding countryside will make you forget all about the fact that you’ll be spending the next few years fixing up this old place. (sarcastic tone) Oh, joy!
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But what about the interior?” Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat! You’ll get to enjoy a porch, sitting room, kitchen, back hall, bathroom, three bedrooms, and a shower room. And by “enjoy,” I mean “rip out and replace with modern fixtures and furnishings.” (laughs)
But wait, there’s more! The property comes with a lovely 0.44-acre plot of land, perfect for… well, I’m not quite sure what, but I’m sure you’ll think of something. Maybe a garden, or a small farm, or just a big ol’ field to stare at while you’re trying to decide what to do with the rest of your life. (chuckles)
All in all, this is a fantastic opportunity for someone who’s looking for a project, a challenge, and a chance to live in a rural area with limited amenities. So, if that sounds like you, then by all means, put in an offer! (laughs) Just don’t say I didn’t warn you…
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“Griffinstown, Graiguenamanagh, Co. Kilkenny, R95D8W5 – €120,000
Charming detached traditional farmhouse standing on c. 0.44 acre, situated in a quiet rural setting, c. 4.8km from Borris and c. 7km from Goresbridge. The residence has been unoccupied for a number of years and requires extensive refurbishment* and renovation throughout to include rewiring and the installation of a septic tank within the boundary of the property. Accommodation comprises: Porch, Sitting Room, Kitchen, Back Hall, Bathroom, 3 Bedrooms, Shower Room.”
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“Discover this charming detached traditional farmhouse, nestled in a serene rural setting in Griffinstown, Graiguenamanagh, Co. Kilkenny. With an asking price of €120,000, this property offers a unique opportunity to restore a piece of history. Standing on approximately 0.44 acres of land, the farmhouse is conveniently located just 4.8km from Borris and 7km from Goresbridge.
Although the residence has been unoccupied for several years, it boasts immense potential for renovation and refurbishment. The property requires rewiring and the installation of a septic tank within its boundary. The accommodation comprises a porch, sitting room, kitchen, back hall, bathroom, three bedrooms, and a shower room.
This traditional farmhouse is a rare find, offering a chance to own a piece of Ireland’s rich history. With some TLC, this property can be transformed into a stunning home, perfect for those seeking a peaceful rural lifestyle.”
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