Trump’s Rant: When Parenting Meets the Death Penalty!
Ah, the delightful world of politics where parenting advice takes a back seat to calls for the death penalty. Just when you thought that Donald Trump had run out of outrageous things to say, he steps up at his latest rally and, instead of talking about, let’s say, child welfare or education, he rolls out a diatribe about executing immigrants! Yes, folks, while discussing his “thoughts” on raising kids, Trump decided the conversation would be vastly improved by including the death penalty! It’s like he’s trying to win a ‘Father of the Year’ award from the ‘What Not to Do’ guidebook.
We’re talking about the former president here, not a third-rate horror movie villain. I mean, if you’re looking for parenting tips from someone who thinks “You’re fired!” is an acceptable bedtime story, you’re looking in the wrong place. Now, that’s not to say he doesn’t have some interesting ‘methods’ of parenting— like, say, running off to golf every chance he gets or deploying a swarm of ICE officers to round up the neighborhood kids. That’s one way of ensuring they’re in bed by 8!
Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump: Health Edition!
In a calculated chess move, the glamorous and sharp-witted Vice President Kamala Harris recently released her health summary. “In excellent health,” it declared, with all the flair of a magician revealing his latest trick. Meanwhile, Trump’s own health remains a bit of a mystery—like one of those strange Netflix shows that no one understands but everyone still binge-watches.
While Harris’s physician assures us she possesses “the physical and mental resiliency required to successfully execute the duties of the presidency,” Trump’s former ally Chris Christie is sounding alarm bells over Trump’s “significant decline.” Though, why Christie’s opinion holds any weight is itself a mystery!
