Save Here – Not There: Two Surprising Choices from the Grenchen Budget Negotiations
The local council is saying “no” to renovating the roof of the school but “yes” to splashing out on the Moosbach Canal – a classic case of misplaced priorities!
Entrance area of School Building IV in Grenchen.
Image: Urs Byland
Ah, Grenchen! Where the roofs may leak, but the canals apparently flow like fine wine! It seems our fine municipal council had a few debates that could rival any rowdy pub argument. When faced with the choice of spending 2.3 million francs on School Building IV’s roof or 2.2 million on the Moosbach Canal, it appears a concrete waterway took precedence over a leaking school roof. Because who needs to keep kids dry when you’ve got a canal to maintain, right?!
The council’s building administration had presented a riveting proposal for the renovation of the roof, blinds, and windows of our dear old schoolhouse – a classic structure dating back to 1949. That roof has seen some action, leaking like it’s auditioning for a role in a waterworks production. But what did the council say? “Nah, it’s just a bit of water; let’s focus on those pesky canals instead!”
Von Büren: “Maintenance Was Neglected”
Enter stage-left, Ivo von Büren, the ever-skeptical SVP member, who described our dear roof’s state as “neglected.” I mean, who needs roofs when we can have canals? Right? He pointed out that with the financial situation tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after the holidays, they could only afford to tackle the most urgent repairs. So, goodnight roof and welcome, Moosbach Canal renovation. Honestly, you can’t help but image the discussions: “Ladies and gentlemen, we can’t afford to keep the kids dry, but let’s spend some bucks on a major construction project to prevent premature canal disasters!” Brilliant logic, if I may say so!
And then there’s Thomas Rüegger, head of civil engineering, waving his magic wand to draw attention to the Moosbach Canal’s current health issues. Apparently, its reinforcements are protruding and corroding, which is as pleasant as it sounds. The canal, which snuggles through Grenchen like a shy child at a party built around 1961, needed urgent concrete renovations before it crumbled like my willpower after a long day. The council decided: “Let’s not keep those delightful school kids dry – let’s fix the waterworks instead.”
Course of the Moosbach Canal.
Image: zvg
Controversy brewed as the debate continued about how best to fund our new canal extravaganza. Von Büren suggested stretching it over four years, a proposal that could turn the project into a slow-motion chase scene. But Rüegger had a keen eye for fiscal responsibility and pointed out that delaying it would only jack up the costs. So, rather than deal with wet school floors, the council begrudgingly settled on two years of canal fix-ups. Sounds like they reached a consensus as amicable as holding a debate in a primary school playground!
In a stroke of accounting genius, they decided to fund this canal rejuvenation using special wastewater financing – which still has reserves! But have no fear school children! With revenue sources pouring in from sewage, you’ll just have to endure another rainy day of awkwardly dodging leaks while we perfect our canal architecture. Be the ultimate multitaskers; learn math while balancing under a dripping roof!
In conclusion, we are left scratching our heads at the budgetary choices made by the Grenchen council. Invest in the future of education or in the tangible waters of governance. Ah, what a toss up! Perhaps one day, the roof and the canal can meet halfway – after all, there’s always room for a little compromise unless, of course, we are talking about the wet and the dry. Here’s to hoping the kids won’t be floating their way to school anytime soon!
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Strategic Budgeting in Grenchen: Priorities Unveiled
While the local council puts off the urgent renovation of School Building IV’s roof, it prioritizes the significant repair of the Moosbach Canal.
Entrance area of school building IV in Grenchen.
Image: Urs Byland
During the deliberations surrounding the 2025 budget, the municipal council exhibited a divide over two significant structural renovation projects. The building administration proposed a comprehensive renovation encompassing the roofs, blinds, and windows of School Building IV. Dating back to its original construction in 1949, the roof has now surpassed its intended lifespan, leading to partial leakage—a pressing issue needing immediate attention.
Von Büren: “Maintenance was neglected”
FDP parliamentary group leader Robert Gerber expressed skepticism regarding the proposed renovations, remarking on the absence of this project in the financial plans. With the projected costs nearing the threshold of 2.5 million francs that would typically necessitate a public ballot, he emphasized the need for a strategic approach, especially given the roof’s potential for photovoltaic enhancements.
In contrast, council member Ivo von Büren (SVP) highlighted the severe neglect of maintenance, advocating that only the most critical repairs should be prioritized amidst the municipality’s tight financial constraints. Ultimately, the council chose to exclude the school project from the budget, deeming it non-essential.
Conversely, the council unanimously supported the proposal to renovate the Moosbach Canal, based on a strong recommendation from head of civil engineering Thomas Rüegger. He warned that immediate action was necessary to avert potentially catastrophic and costly damages arising from further deterioration. This canal, constructed around 1961, is essential for managing water flow from surrounding streams through the western parts of Grenchen.
Course of the Moosbach Canal.
Image: zvg
Inspection of the canal has revealed significant issues, including shear reinforcements that are protruding and corroding at various locations along its 1,200-meter length. The comprehensive renovations are estimated to cost around 2.2 million francs, planned to unfold in two annual phases. Von Büren proposed extending this renovation over four years to ease financial pressure; however, Rüegger cautioned that this approach would escalate project costs significantly.
In a decisive move, the council, opposing the views of the SVP, opted to insist on the renovation project being executed within two years. The incurred costs would be managed through special wastewater financing, which currently holds decent reserves. (at.)
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**Interview with Ivo von Büren: A Look Inside Grenchen’s Budget Negotiations**
*Editor:* Today, we’re joined by Ivo von Büren, a council member from the SVP party, who has been vocal about the recent budget negotiations in Grenchen. Thank you for joining us, Ivo.
*Ivo von Büren:* Thank you for having me! It’s great to discuss the intricacies of our local governance.
*Editor:* Let’s dive right in. Many are questioning the council’s decision to prioritize the Moosbach Canal renovations over the urgent repairs needed for School Building IV’s roof. Why do you think that decision was made?
*Ivo von Büren:* Well, the decision ultimately boiled down to immediate financial constraints. The roof has indeed been neglected—much like my gym membership—but we had to assess what projects could wait. In the grand scheme of things, the canal presented a pressing structural safety concern that could lead to bigger problems if not addressed.
*Editor:* So children can just dodge the leaks for a little longer while the canal gets a makeover?
*Ivo von Büren:* Exactly! If the roof is leaking, it’s inconvenient, but we can’t afford to hastily repair everything without strategic planning. The canal’s deterioration, however, poses a risk to more than just the school; it affects drainage and public safety in the broader community.
*Editor:* Interesting perspective. Critics have been calling this a classic case of misplaced priorities. How do you respond to that?
*Ivo von Büren:* Misplaced priorities? Perhaps! But sometimes, we must make hard choices. The construction of the canal is also part of an environmental project; it’s not just about aesthetics. Plus, we’re using special wastewater financing to fund it, which means we won’t be affecting the educational budget… much.
*Editor:* Sounds like a balancing act! There’s also talk about potentially stretching out the funding for the canal renovation over four years. What’s your take on that?
*Ivo von Büren:* It’s a tightrope walk, isn’t it? The longer we defer funding, the more expensive it will likely get. So, we opted for a two-year span to keep costs in check. It may feel rushed, but it’s essential to move forward before conditions worsen.
*Editor:* And what about School Building IV? What’s next for that roof?
*Ivo von Büren:* That roof isn’t going anywhere, unfortunately. We hope to revisit the proposal once financial conditions improve or as soon as we can allocate funds without jeopardizing the canal repair. Education is indeed vital, and I’m not disregarding that.
*Editor:* So it’s a “let them eat cake” situation, minus the cake?
*Ivo von Büren:* More like, “let them deal with a bit of rain for now.” Our goal is to ensure that, in the long run, both infrastructure and education can thrive together.
*Editor:* Any final thoughts on the council’s decision-making process?
*Ivo von Büren:* Just remember, every decision comes down to what’s most critical to the community at that moment. We’re doing our best to maintain the balance. Just don’t forget your umbrella on those rainy days at School Building IV!
*Editor:* Thank you, Ivo, for shedding light on these perplexing choices! Let’s hope for a roof repair and canal renaissance soon.
*Ivo von Büren:* Thank you! And let’s keep the conversation going—it’s important for democracy to thrive in Grenchen!
