(The camera pans across a bustling Indonesian market, before zooming in on our host, a deliciously irreverent amalgamation of Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Ricky Gervais, and Lee Evans)
Host: Ah, Jakarta, where the only thing more vibrant than the culture is the politics. And today, we’re diving headfirst into the thrilling world of gubernatorial elections in Central Java! Because, you know, that’s exactly what you want to watch on a Wednesday afternoon. (chuckles)
(Sarcastic tone) Oh, the excitement is palpable! The Chairman of the PDIP DPP, Ganjar Pranowo, has declared that the competition between the two candidate pairs is “tight.” Well, isn’t that just the most thrilling thing you’ve ever heard? I mean, it’s not like they’re competing for the most pressing issue facing humanity; no, it’s just a gubernatorial election. (deadpan) The fate of the world is not at stake… unless you’re a resident of Central Java, of course.
( adapting a serious tone, à la Rowan Atkinson) Now, let’s get down to business. Ganjar Pranowo has thrown his weight behind the Andika Perkasa-Hendrar Prihadi ticket, stating that they have a good chance of winning. Ah, but what does that mean, exactly? Is it like saying, “I’m feeling lucky today,” or is there actual, you know, substance behind that statement? (winking) Inquiring minds want to know!
(Ricky Gervais-esque) You see, Andika-Hendi’s electability has been on the rise, narrowing the gap with their competitors, much like a hastily prepared PowerPoint presentation at a high school debate club meeting. (chuckles) It’s like they’re saying, “Hey, look at us! We’re getting better! We might even make it to the final episode of ‘Survival of the Fittest’ – I mean, the gubernatorial election!”
(With a cheeky grin, à la Lee Evans) But, Ganjar Pranowo isn’t just any ordinary chairman, no, no. He’s a pragmatist. He thinks the public is “literate” enough to assess whether Jokowi’s endorsement of the opposing ticket is, quite frankly, a bit dodgy. (inclusive tone) Now, now, now, Ganjar doesn’t want to be judgmental, but… actually, scratch that – he totally is. It’s like that one relative at the family reunion who just won’t let go of the past. (smirking) You know who you are.
(In a mock-conspiratorial whisper) Between you and me, folks, this election is like a glorious mashup of Machiavellian intrigue, gobsmacking excitement, and regional politics. (normal voice) But, let’s keep it real, folks, this is Indi-regional politics we’re talking about. Will it ever be as thrilling as a cage match between pandas and basket-weaving retirees? Unlikely. But hey, it’s politics, and we love it.
Before we wrap up, a quick message from CNN Indonesia: if you want to stay informed about the thrilling world of regional politics ( nonsense tone), please, by all means, tune in. If you’re an insomnia sufferer, this could be your best bet. (in Rowan Atkinson’s voice) One simply can’t stress this enough.
Jakarta, CNN Indonesia — Chairman of the PDIP DPP Ganjar Pranowo highlighted the intense competition between the two pairs of candidates for the 2024 Central Java gubernatorial election, Andika Perkasa-Hendrar Prihadi and Ahmad Luthfi-Taj Yasin Maimoen (Gus Yasin), emphasizing that both pairs have strong electability until voting day.
According to Ganjar, after analyzing the final position, the competition is balanced, making it an exciting contest for Central Java. "If I look at the final position, it is actually really balanced, this is interesting for Central Java," he said in an interview after casting his vote for the 2024 regional elections at a polling station near his residence, Ngemplak, Sleman, DIY, on Wednesday (27/11).
Ganjar expressed optimism that Andika-Hendi will emerge victorious, citing the significant increase in their electability over time, thereby closing the gap with their competitors. "God willing, God willing (Andika-Hendi will win), yes, in the past (the electability survey results) were very far away. In just a short time they can match, I think it’s good. Even though they haven’t led far, but yesterday I saw in several good districts/cities," added the Andika-Hendi campaigner, highlighting the positive trend.
Ganjar’s optimism is influenced by his analysis of the impact of the 7th President of the Republic of Indonesia, Joko Widodo (Jokowi), on the voting map in Central Java after Jokowi publicly supported and participated in the Luthfi-Gus Yasin campaign. However, Ganjar also respected Jokowi’s decision, considering his presidency had come to an end.
Ganjar believed that the community is literate and has the awareness to assess whether Jokowi’s actions are suitable for the political contestation, taking into account the complexities of the struggle. "There are definitely those who are affected, but those who give notes, wong Jowo iki ono pantes opo ora (whether it’s appropriate or not), there are also those who judge like that. But in the context of the political stage, for me it’s just normal," he concluded.
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