Hello everyone! Welcome to the thrilling recap of the Ukrainian Premier League clash between Dynamo Kyiv and Polyssia Zhytomyr. I’m here to bring a bit of wit, a dollop of sarcasm, and possibly more enthusiasm than the players showed on the pitch!
Match Summary
So, Dynamo faced off against Polyssia, with the final score being a dazzling 2:1 in favor of the Kyiv side. Now, you might think that’s a comfortable win, but let’s break it down like a proper comedy routine.
Dynamo kicked things off in the 22nd minute with a goal from Vanat. Yes, he took the ball, said "not today, defenders," and slotted it home beautifully! And if you thought that was to be the only excitement, hold your horses! Just five minutes later, Dynamo earned a penalty, and Yarmolenko, wearing his “cool-as-a-cucumber” face, confidently slotted it in. He must have been channeling his inner cat—always lands on his feet!
But wait! We also need to give a shout-out to Hutsulyak from Polyssia, who, bless him, managed to score a consolation goal in the dying minutes. Honestly, his team must’ve breathed a massive sigh of relief—finally, someone found the back of the net for them! It was like watching a dog finally catch its tail.
The Performers & The Banter
The match also had its fair share of warning cards. Four yellow cards were handed out like candy at Halloween! And let’s not forget Mykhailichenko’s special contribution—getting sent off with a second yellow for stepping on Buyalsky’s foot. Seems someone needs to get their shoelaces checked!
Line-Ups & Substitutions
Dynamo fielded an impressive lineup with Bushchan in goal—who, by the way, looked like he was ready to defend against a two-pronged attack consisting of a soccer ball and a stray dog on the field. The interesting substitutions, like Mihavko for Yarmolenko, seemed to work well—though Mihavko unfortunately didn’t get the memo that “pass the ball” doesn’t mean “pass the ball to the opponents”! Ah, joy.
As for Polyssia, they had players like Volynets and Sarapiy hoping for a miracle. The team was clearly under pressure. It was like watching toddlers waiting for nap time—everyone anxious, no idea how to win the match, praying that the clock would run out quickly.
The Referee: The Unsung Hero?
Now, can we take a moment to talk about the referee, Vitaly Romanov? I mean, reffing a tense Ukrainian Premier League match is a bit like trying to separate toddlers fighting over a toy. You’ve got to be decisive, but you can’t get too close, or you might end up being part of the problem!
Match Highlights (or Low Points?)
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Goal! – Dynamo strikes first, Vanat scores with a classy finish. 1:0, let’s get this party started!
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Penalty! – A foul in the box. Yarmolenko steps up and scores! 2:0 – you can almost hear the sighs from the Polyssia fans.
- Consolation Goal! – Hutsulyak says, “Not today, let’s make it interesting,” getting Polyssia on the board at 2:1. The closing moments had us on the edge of our seats!
Final Thoughts
In the end, it was a match with all the drama of a soap opera but with less crying (at least on the pitch!). Dynamo gets three points, which surely tastes sweeter than grandma’s apple pie, while Polyssia goes home pondering what went wrong.
Well, that’s the Ukrainian Premier League for you. It’s more unpredictable than a cat in a room full of laser pointers, making it both frustrating and entertaining. Until next time, keep your onions peeled and your jokes sharp!
Ukrainian Premier League. 13th round.
“Dynamo” – “Polyssia” – 2:1
Naked: Vanat (22), Yarmolenko (27, penalty) – Hutsulyak (86)
Warning: Popov (66) – Mykhailichenko (39), Smolyakov (45), Taylor (82), Babenko (91)
Withdrawal: Mykhailichenko (45, second yellow card)
“Dynamo”: Bushchan, Dubinchak, Dyachuk, Popov, Tymchyk (Karavaev, 88), Brazhko, Yarmolenko (Myhavko, 88), Shaparenko (Rubchynskyi, 65), Buyalskyi, Vanat (Guerrero, 65), Kabaev (Voloshyn, 65)
Reserve: Nescheret, Morgun, Vivcharenko, Andrievskyi, Malysh, Bilovar, Bragaru
“Polissya”: Volynets, Sarapiy, Viale, Mykhailichenko, Smolyakov, Babenko, Lednev (Wendell, 61), Melnychenko (Krushinsky, 61), Hutsulyak, Nazarenko (Mustafaev, 78), Luifer (Taylor, 46)
Reserve: Bristrich, Shastal, Talles, Kushnirenko, Maisuradze, Matich, Uliganets, Kudryk
Arbitrator: Vitaly Romanov (Dnipro)
Stadium “Dynamo” named after IN. Lobanovskyi (Kyiv)
MATCH OVER!
90’
Buyalskyi punched Volyntsia into the hands from a sharp angle.
90’
Babenko held Dubinchak with his hands.
90’
The referee added 3 minutes.
90’
Guerrero sent the ball into Polissya’s goal, but he did it from offside.
88’
In place of Yarmolenko and Tymchyk, Mihavko and Karavaev went to Dynamo.
86’
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! 2:1!!!
After a cross from a corner, the ball bounced from Diachuk to Hutsulyakwho sent a soccer ball into the goal!
82’
Taylor played rough against Dubinchak.
80’
Mustafaev missed a free kick on the left wing.
78’
Mustafayev went to Polissia instead of Nazarenko.
76’
MOMENT!
After Dubinchak’s cross, Tymczyk shot from a deadlock much higher than the goal!
75’
Kyiv controls the ball.
70’
Guerrero punched Volynets in the hands from outside the free kick.
69’
Yarmolenko could not beat Sarapiy in the penalty corner.
66’
Popov brushed off Krushynskyi.
65’
Rubchinsky, Voloshyn and Guerrero went to Dynamo instead of Shaparenko, Kabaev and Vanat.
63’
Dubinchak shot from far above the goal.
61’
In Polissia, instead of Lednev and Melnichenko, Wendel and Krushynskyi came out.
58’
Brazhko shot from far above the goal.
57’
Kyiv controls the ball.
FC Polissia
52’
MOMENT!
Shaparenko from the center of the free kick scored at Volynets, and then after Buyalskyi’s pass, Smolyakov almost cut the ball into the goal – Volynets covered the football projectile on the line!
49’
Kyivans have a territorial advantage.
46’
In Polissia, instead of Luifer, Lukas Taylor entered the field.
THE SECOND HALF HAS BEGUN!
FIRST HALF OVER!
45’
Smolyakov for conversations
45’
Mykhailichenko stepped on Buyalski’s foot and received a second yellow card!
43’
After a cross from Vanata Buyalskyi, who was opposite the goal, could not control the ball!
42’
The game is played in the center of the field.
39’
Mykhailichenko grabbed Kabaev by the shoulder.
38’
Babenko punched into Bushchan’s hands from 30 meters.
36’
Nazarenko made a lunge, but punched weakly into Bushchan’s hands.
34’
After the cross from the corner, Bushchan played uncertainly, but everything worked out for Kyiv.
33’
Shaparenko knocked down Hutsuliak in the center of the field.
31’
Bushchan left the gate in time and overtook Nazarenko.
30’
Shaparenko broke the rules in the center of the field.
27’
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! 2:0!!
Yarmolenko from the mark punched under the right post, and Volynets fell into the opposite corner!
26’
PENALTY!
After Tymchyk’s cross, the ball hit Smoliakov in the penalty area!
26’
The referee ran to watch the replay for a possible penalty against Polissia.
25’
The game is played in the center of the field.
22’
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!! 1:0!!!
Shaparenko made a cross pass from the left corner of the penalty area The bathtubwho accurately punched into the far corner with a touch!
20’
Mykhailichenko knocked down Shaparenko in the center of the field.
17’
Luifer shot weakly from the penalty area and Dyachuk stopped the ball.
15’
Dubinchak shot twice from the left flank, the Zhytomyr team cleared the ball.
14’
Nazarenko shot from the penalty line and the ball hit Diachuk!
13’
The guests are actively pressing Dynamo.
11’
Yarmolenko forcefully gave the pass to Vanat.
8’
After Nazarenko’s cross, Luifer could not get hold of the ball in the Dynamo penalty area.
5’
Luifer shot unsuccessfully from the right corner of the free kick.
3’
Nazarenko from the left flank hung into Bushchan’s hands.
THE MATCH HAS BEGUN!
On Sunday, November 10, the match of the 13th round of the Ukrainian Premier League will take place, in which “Dynamo” Kyiv and “Polyssia” Zhytomyr will compete. The match will take place in Kyiv, on the field of the “Dynamo” stadium named after IN. Lobanovskyi, starting at 18:00.
Oleksandr Shovkovskyi’s team returns to the domestic arena against the backdrop of yet another unfortunate failure in the European Cups. However, “Dynamo” will not have an easy walk here either – the central match of the tour, in which the opponent will be a pack of “wolves” hungry for points. Imad Ashur’s footballers have not won three championship games in a row, so another failure will knock them out of the championship race.
Sport.ua will conduct a text broadcast of the match “Dynamo” Kyiv – “Polyssia”.
Sport.ua forecast
Dynamo Kyiv November 10, 2024 –
18:00 Polissia
7’
Yarmolenko attempted a long-range shot, but it went wide of the goal.
6’
Dynamo is controlling possession early in the match.
5’
The match has started with a fast pace, both teams are looking to establish dominance.
4’
Free kick awarded to Zhytomyr after a foul on the midfield.
3’
Early foul by Dynamo gives the visitors a chance to press forward.
2’
The referee blows the whistle, and we are underway!
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