Discover Britain’s Rudest Place Names: From Piddle to Scratchy Bottom!

Discover Britain’s Rudest Place Names: From Piddle to Scratchy Bottom!

What’s in a Name? Unearthing the Surprising Stories Behind Britain’s peculiar Place Names

A Journey Through Britain’s Bawdy Byways

The Domesday Book entry for Shitterton, revealing its less-than-fragrant origins. Russell Burton / Our Media
Discover Britain’s Rudest Place Names: From Piddle to Scratchy Bottom!

Imagine driving through the English countryside adn encountering a sign for “Shitterton.” It sounds like a gag pulled from a british sitcom, but it’s very real. This small hamlet, nestled on the west side of Bere Regis, boasts a name that’s both archaic and, too modern ears, rather vulgar. its etymology dates back over a millennium, loosely translating to “farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer.” While an American town with this name is unlikely (though not unachievable, given the colorful history of some U.S. place names), the story of Shitterton speaks to the enduring power of language and the often-uncomfortable realities of the past.

In 2012, Shitterton achieved a certain notoriety when it “fended off stiff competition from nearby Scratchy Bottom and Crapstone” in a survey conducted by the genealogy website Find My Past, to claim the title of Britain’s most unfortunate place name. In the U.S.,we might compare this to the tongue-in-cheek popularity of towns like Boring,Oregon,or Intercourse,Pennsylvania – places that invite a double-take and a chuckle.

Since 2010, the residents of Shitterton have taken a proactive approach to preserving their town’s identity. The original metal sign, a frequent target for souvenir hunters, was replaced with a hefty slab of Purbeck stone. As villager Ian Ventham wryly observed to the BBC,”Every two or three years somebody comes along and nicks our sign because,clearly,Shitterton is amusing.” The residents opted for a more permanent solution, a “whip-round” to purchase the weighty stone, which, at a tonne-and-a-half, presented a far greater challenge to would-be thieves.

Beyond the Giggles: A Deeper Dive into Place Name Origins

The story of Shitterton isn’t just about crude humor. It highlights a broader point: place names offer a interesting window into a region’s history, geography, and culture. In the United States, names like “Killpecker Creek” in Wyoming (likely derived from a local term for a type of hawk) or “Whynot, North Carolina” (reportedly named after exasperated residents couldn’t agree on a name) tell similar stories, albeit with a distinctly American flavor.

These names are linguistic fossils,preserving echoes of past events,social structures,and even senses of humor. Analyzing them requires a blend of historical research, linguistic expertise, and a healthy dose of informed speculation.

Consider these examples:

  • Loose,England: Contrary to modern interpretations,this name may derive from the Old English “hlōse,” meaning pigsty.
  • idle, England: This likely comes from “Idla,” an Old English personal name.
  • Ugley, England: Don’t let the spelling fool you; this probably originates from “Wucga’s Leah,” meaning Wucga’s woodland clearing.
  • Dull, Scotland: Believed to be derived from the Gaelic word “dol,” meaning meadow or field.
  • Petty, Scotland: This coudl refer to a small piece of land or be derived from a personal name.
  • Seething, England: It likely indicates a place where rushes grow, derived from the Old English “sēoþing.”

The Enduring Allure of the Open Road

Cyclist looking at sign for Shaggs Cottage
Shaggs turned out to be a raunchily dubbed cottage. Russell Burton / Our Media

The journey continued through the rolling hills, eventually leading to a place called Shaggs, “which turned out to be nothing more than a raunchily dubbed cottage.” It’s a reminder that sometimes, the anticipation of a place is more exciting than the reality.

The travelers pressed on, making a stop in East Lulworth at a local bakery “to replenish our energy stores with a bag of dorset knob,” a traditional savory biscuit before continuing into the purbeck Heritage Coast.

Lessons from the road: Humor, Resilience, and the Power of Place

The experience underscores the power of humor and resilience, qualities often associated with both British and American cultures. Just as the residents of Shitterton have embraced their town’s unusual name, many communities in the U.S. proudly celebrate their own quirks and eccentricities.

The story also highlights the enduring appeal of exploration and discovery. It’s a reminder that sometimes, the most rewarding experiences come from venturing off the beaten path and embracing the unexpected. And, like the cyclists in the story who drew inspiration from Free Country, George Mahood’s account of relying on the kindness of strangers, it suggests that a spirit of adventure and a willingness to connect with others can lead to unforgettable journeys.


What are some examples of American place names with surprising or humorous etymologies?

An Interview with Professor Anya sharma: Unpacking the Secrets of Place Names

Interviewer: Welcome to Archyde, Professor Sharma. We’re thrilled to have you with us today to delve into the fascinating world of place names.

Professor Sharma: Thank you for having me. It’s a pleasure to be here.

Interviewer: Our recent article highlighted some of Britain’s more,shall we say,colorful place names. Places like Shitterton, with its rather direct origins. What initially sparked your interest in this field?

Professor Sharma: It’s a blend of interests, really. I’ve always been fascinated by history, language, and how they intertwine. Place names, or toponyms, offer a unique lens to view this. Each name is a tiny capsule of history, geography, and the culture of the people who lived there.

Interviewer: Indeed. Shitterton’s story, as our readers saw, is a prime example. It literally means “farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer”! Then there’s Ugley, a village actually worthy of a visit, despite its misleading name.

Professor Sharma: Exactly.The evolution of a name can be dramatic. “Ugley,” as a notable example, comes from “Ugga’s woodland clearing,” completely different from its modern connotation.

Interviewer: it’s fascinating how often the names are far removed from their current associations. Looking at the examples in the article, like “Loose,” originally meaning pigsty, is frequently enough misinterpreted today. How does the history of a region shape its place names?

Professor Sharma: Consider invasions, migrations, even prevailing trades. the Domesday Book, for example, is a goldmine. It helps us trace where names came from, their original meanings, and how they’ve morphed over time.

Interviewer: In the article, the residents of Shitterton embraced their name, protecting their sign from souvenir hunters. What does this say about place-name identity?

Professor Sharma: It speaks to a desire to connect with history and embrace uniqueness. These communities recognize that their name is a part of their identity. It is a way to stand out.

Interviewer: Do you see any parallels in the U.S.? Are there American place names with similar stories?

Professor Sharma: Absolutely. You have places like “Whynot, North Carolina,” born of indecision, or “Killpecker Creek” in Wyoming, which evokes local wildlife.America’s history is just as rich, albeit with a different flavor.

Interviewer: Professor, what are some key recommendations you would give to someone hoping to delve into place name etymology?

Professor Sharma: Definitely start with local past societies or archives. Cross-reference, explore the Domesday Book, and other historical records. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty!

Interviewer: Professor Sharma, this insightful conversation has opened us up to a new world of linguistic exploration. Thank you for your expertise. Readers, what are some of the oddest, funniest, or most thought-provoking place names you know? And do you know their origins? Share your discoveries with us in the comments.

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