2023-08-24 00:01:55
Watching the announcement trailer for the next DLC of Destiny 2, The Final Shape, aired during Gamescom, our hearts skipped a beat. Finally ! The end of Destiny 2 ! The end of the ordeal of dealing with the news on this boring game like rain. We won’t have to sift through 56-page patch notes with bullshit item names, hooray!
With a sense of calm, we went to see how this final season was going to look by going to the official website. And there, amazement! It’s not at all the end of Destiny 2, but only a new formula for milking pigeons! Exit the seasons, replaced by “episodes” of four months, divided into three acts of six weeks. At first glance, the only thing that changes is the name, but we won’t surprise you by saying that we are not experts in the subject… We were going to make a joke regarding the fact that the content of this DLC interested us as much as the cultivation of sweet potatoes in Zimbabwe, and that we were going to let you go the official page like grown-ups, but ultimately, sweet potatoes are really a game-changer for agriculture in this south-east African country for just over ten years. Indeed, they allow more reliable harvests than the traditional cultivation of maize, which is much too subject to the vagaries of the weather, as indicated by This item. As you can see, you don’t have to wiggle your ass to shit straight: it’s much more interesting than Destiny 2.
Anyway, you can already pre-order the DLC The Final Shape pour Destiny 2the first episode to be released on February 27, 2024 for the equivalent of 2873 sweet potato seeds, or the whole year for just 5,747 seeds, a bargain. It will be available on Steam, Epic Games Storeand even the Microsoft Storeif you wish to accumulate the tare.
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