The Passing of John Andrew Eakin: A Reminder to Live Life to the Fullest (and Maybe Leave Some Cash to Charity)
Ah, death. The ultimate leveller. We all meet our maker eventually, but it’s how we live our lives that truly matters. And by the looks of it, John Andrew Eakin lived a good one. I mean, peacefully at home after a short illness? That’s like the death equivalent of a quick, painless divorce – it doesn’t get much better than that.
But enough about death; let’s talk about life. John’s life, to be specific. Much loved by his wife Barbara, son Andrew, daughter Kerry, grandson Tom, brother Jim, and their families, John was clearly a popular bloke. I’m not sure what he did to achieve this level of affection, but I’m guessing it involved a combination of good humour, generosity, and not being too much of a nuisance.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: "What about the funeral arrangements?" Well, let me tell you, I’ve got all the details right here. Friends are welcome to call at 10 Dergmoney Place, Omagh, between 2 pm and 6 pm on Wednesday, 27th November. I’m not sure what the protocol is for these things, but I’m guessing it’s a bit like a wake, but without the risk of accidentally marrying a distant cousin after one too many pints.
The service of thanksgiving will take place in First Omagh Presbyterian Church on Thursday, 28th November, at 11 am, because what’s a bit of thanksgiving among friends and family, eh? And then, John will be laid to rest at Ballymore graveyard, Co. Donegal, at 12 pm on Friday, 29th November. I’m not sure what the catering situation is, but I’m hoping for some decent sandwiches and maybe a few cans of Guinness to toast the old boy’s memory.
In Lieu of Flowers, Please Send Cash (Just Kidding, Sort Of)
Now, here’s the bit where I get to exercise my inner Ricky Gervais and make a few tasteful jokes about charity donations. In all seriousness, though, if you’re feeling generous, the family has requested that donations be made to Marie Curie instead of sending flowers. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good excuse to give some cash to charity? I mean, it’s not like the flowers are going to bring John back or anything (although, if they did, that would be a bit of a game-changer).
You can send your donations to Adams & Pollock Funeral Directors, 155 Doogary Road, Omagh, BT79 0HR, or online at www.jrpollock.co.uk. I’m not sure what the overheads are like for funeral directors, but I’m guessing it’s a bit like running a small business, except instead of selling widgets, you’re selling… well, not selling, exactly, but you get the idea.
Conclusion: John Andrew Eakin, a Life Well Lived
And that’s it, folks. John Andrew Eakin may be gone, but he’s clearly not forgotten. I’m sure his family and friends will miss him dearly, but at least they can take comfort in the knowledge that he lived a good life and left a lasting impression on those around him.
As for the rest of us, let’s take a moment to appreciate the fleeting nature of life and the importance of living each day to the fullest. Or, you know, just take a moment to appreciate the fact that you’re still alive and can enjoy a nice cup of tea while reading this article. Either way, really.
Rest in peace, John. May you be enjoying a nice cup of tea in the great beyond.
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