Breaking News: Blast Near Badshah’s Club in Chandigarh – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Explosion with Their Morning Coffee?
Ah, Chandigarh, the city of beauty, the city of culture, and now, the city of low-intensity blasts. Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have a 3:15 am wake-up call courtesy of a crude bomb, am I right? (Jimmy Carr’s deadpan humor)
As reported, two blasts took place in Chandigarh’s Sector 26, one of which was close to rapper Badshah’s club, Seville. I mean, it’s not like the perpetrator had a personal vendetta against Badshah or anything… although, if they did, I’m sure Badshah’s music would be a good enough reason. (Rowan Atkinson’s raised eyebrow)
Now, let’s get to the details. The blast occurred between 3:15 am and 3:30 am, which, might I add, is the perfect time for a clandestine operation. I mean, who needs stealth when you can just throw some crude bombs and hope for the best? (Ricky Gervais’s sarcasm)
According to eyewitnesses, a man was seen throwing what appeared to be bombs at the clubs and then making a quick getaway on a bike. Ah, the classic "bomb-and-bike" technique – it’s like something out of a Bollywood movie. (Lee Evans’s chuckle)
Fortunately, no injuries were reported, but the glass of one of the restaurants was shattered. Because, you know, a good blast isn’t complete without some broken glass. It’s like the perpetrator was trying to create a dramatic effect, like a scene from a movie. (Jimmy Carr’s dark humor)
The police are currently investigating the incident, and I’m sure they’ll get to the bottom of it. After all, it’s not like they have better things to do, like solving actual crimes. (Rowan Atkinson’s wit)
Badshah, the owner of the club, is yet to comment on the incident. I’m sure he’s just waiting for the perfect moment to drop a tweet, something like, "Just had a blast…literally #ClubLife #BombSquad" (Ricky Gervais’s tweet-worthy humor)
In all seriousness, it’s fortunate that no one was hurt, and the police are taking the necessary steps to investigate the incident. But let’s be real, if you’re going to throw bombs, at least have the decency to do it during business hours, so the staff can get a good story out of it. (Lee Evans’s cheeky grin)
That’s all for now, folks. Stay safe, and remember, if you’re going to have a blast, make sure it’s just a figure of speech.
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Twin Explosions Rock Chandigarh, One Near Badshah’s Club Seville in Sector 26
A low-intensity explosion rocked the usually tranquil neighborhood of Sector 26 in Chandigarh, causing widespread panic. The blast took place in close proximity to popular rapper Badshah’s nightclub, Seville, between 3:15 am and 3:30 am.
According to eyewitness accounts and police reports, two coordinated blasts were reported in Sector 26, with the second explosion occurring at a short distance from Badshah’s club. While no injuries were reported, a nearby restaurant’s glass façade was severely damaged, prompting concerns about the potential consequences of such incidents. Theherits the Chandigarh police have confirmed that they are actively investigating the matter.
CCTV footage of the incident reveals a suspect throwing what appears to be an improvised explosive device at the club entrance. The assailant can be seen fleeing the scene on a motorcycle shortly after. Authorities have not yet confirmed any arrests or motives, but officials have confirmed that an investigation is currently underway to identify the perpetrators and determine their motives.
Twin blasts rock Chandigarh’s Sector 26, with one explosion taking place near Badshah’s nightclub Seville. Initial reports suggest the use of low-intensity explosives. An investigation is currently underway. #ChandigarhBlast pic.twitter.com/II0UHv97IO— News18 (@CNNnews18) November 26, 2024
In a statement to ANI, a worker at the affected restaurant, Pooran, shared his account of the events leading up to the explosion. “Our staff was inside when we heard a loud blast. We immediately exited the premises to find that the glass doors had shattered. We reported the incident to the police and fortunately, none of our employees were injured. The explosion took place at around 3:15 am when the restaurant was closed. Unfortunately, our CCTV cameras were not functioning at the time.”
