Canada and India expelled diplomats in a growing dispute over the murder of a…

Diplomatic Sabotage: Canada and India Toss Diplomats Like They’re Hot Potatoes!

Well, well, well! If it isn’t Canada and India engaging in a friendly game of ‘who can out-diplomat whom’—and let’s be real, it’s like watching two bears wrestle in the snow while wearing tuxedos. There’s flair, there’s drama, and if you listen closely, you might just hear some serious allegations being hurled like ice hockey pucks!

According to a report from REUTERS, the diplomatic spat erupted like a firecracker on a particularly dull Tuesday. Both countries have expelled six diplomats each, mainly because of a slightly awkward murder investigation involving the Canadian killing of a Sikh activist. It’s the kind of real-life drama that even Netflix would have trouble embellishing.

In a shocking twist that’s almost as shocking as your aunt’s Christmas sweater, a senior Canadian official claimed that this gentle ruckus was in response to the Indian government being linked to ongoing violent criminal activities. Meanwhile, the Indian Ministry of External Affairs stood up, dusted off its diplomatic boots, and said, “Hold my chai!” because soon after, they expelled their six Canadian counterparts too. Both countries must’ve decided they needed less polite chit-chat and more “we don’t like your face”—you know, classic diplomatic decorum!

Now, you might be wondering about the crux of this whole debacle. It all revolves around the murder of Hardeep Singh Nijjar, a Sikh leader who was gunned down in Canada after exiting his own temple. Trudeau, the man of the hour—and probably the one who’s adding a Mediterranean flair to his cufflinks—suggested there were credible allegations of Indian governmental involvement. And India? Oh, they called it “absurd.” Classic! You’ve got to admire the audacity. In a world where adults argue over who stole whose lunch money in the staff room, we’ve got allegations of diplomatic murder most foul!

But let’s not forget about the Khalistan movement, pivotal in all this drama. For those who are not well-versed in international tensions, it’s basically like a disbanded boy band: still holding onto the dream of a reunion tour while the record labels are like, “No thanks!” India has pointed fingers at Canada, claiming they’re soft on these so-called extremists, while Canada quietly sips its Tim Hortons, looking generally confused.

Post-expulsion, India told Canada to *kindly* withdraw 41 of its 62 diplomats. I mean, can you imagine packing up your entire diplomatic mission before Saturday? That’s a bit like being told to leave a family wedding while the cake’s still being cut! Hey, Brexit taught us that diplomatic packing is no joke.

The drama thickens as the Indian Foreign Ministry reserved the right to take further measures against what it calls “extremism and violence” facilitated by the Canadian government. It seems Trudeau’s team isn’t just into making promises; they’re also into making enemies!

And here’s the kicker—Stewart Wheeler, the top Canadian diplomat ordered to leave India, claimed to possess “incredible and irrefutable evidence” linking Indian government agents to this melodrama. Incredible?! I can barely find reliable evidence that I actually finished my morning coffee.

In conclusion, the Toronto Blue Jays ain’t the only ones hitting home runs during this diplomatic baseball game! As countries engage in a diplomatic smackdown worthy of an Oscar, one thing is clear: relationships are like fine china—they can break easily, and it’s often when we’re rearranging them that we accidentally realize, “Oops! That one was important!”

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Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau arrives at the National Convention Centre, in Vientiane, Laos, October 10, 2024. REUTERS/Athit Perawongmetha

Canada and the India They expelled six diplomats each on Monday as part of a tension escalation for the murder in June 2023 of a Sikh activist in Canada.

A senior Canadian government official stated that Canada was expelling six Indian diplomats, including the High Commissioner, after police uncovered evidence of ongoing violent criminal activities linked to the Indian government.

Shortly afterwards, the Indian Ministry of External Affairs announced that it was expelling six Canadian diplomats, including the acting High Commissioner and the Deputy High Commissioner. The diplomats were due to leave the country by Saturday at the latest.

The ministry had said earlier on Monday that India was withdrawing its diplomats, after rejecting Canada’s diplomatic communication on Sunday that said the Indian ambassador was a “person of interest” in the murder.

A mural shows the image of the late Sikh leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar, who was assassinated in Canada (REUTERS/Chris Helgren)

A second senior Canadian official said Canada first expelled the Indian diplomats before withdrawing. Both officials spoke to the news agency AP on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly about the matter.

The Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeausaid last year that there were credible allegations that the Indian government had links to the June 2023 murder in Canada of Sikh activist Hardeep Singh Nijjar. India has rejected the accusation as absurd.

Nijjar, 45 years old, He was fatally shot in his truck in June 2023 after leaving the Sikh temple he ran in the city of Surrey.British Columbia. A Canadian citizen of Indian origin, he was the owner of a plumbing business and leader of what remains of a once strong movement to create an independent Sikh homeland.

Sign outside the Guru Nanak Sikh Gurdwara temple following the assassination on its grounds in June 2023 of Sikh leader Hardeep Singh Nijjar (REUTERS/Chris Helgren)

India labeled him a terrorist in 2020 and, at the time of his death, he had requested his arrest for his alleged involvement in an attack against a Hindu priest.

In response to the allegations, India told Canada last year to withdraw 41 of its 62 diplomats in the country. Since then, relations between the two countries have cooled.

The pro-Khalistan movement, or Sikh independence, is a thorny issue between India and Canada. New Delhi has repeatedly criticized the Trudeau government for being soft on supporters of the Khalistan movement residing in Canada. The Khalistan movement is banned in India, but has support among the Sikh diaspora, especially in Canada.

India has asked countries such as Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom to take legal action against Sikh activists. India has raised these concerns especially with Canada, where Sikhs make up almost 2% of the country’s population.

The Indian Foreign Ministry stated on Monday that “India reserves the right to take further measures in response to the Trudeau government’s support for extremism, violence and separatism against India.”

The ministry also summoned Canada’s top diplomat in New Delhi and told him that “the baseless attack” on the Indian high commissioner, or ambassador, and other diplomats and officials in Canada “was completely unacceptable.”

“We have no faith in the commitment of the current Canadian government to guarantee its security”, he stated.

Stewart Wheeler, the Canadian diplomat ordered to leave India, told reporters after being summoned that his government has shared “incredible and irrefutable evidence of links between Indian government agents and the murder of a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil.” .

Wheeler said India must investigate the allegations and that Canada “stands willing to cooperate with India.”

(With information from AP)