Bad but funny: humus — LiveJournal

Two nuns ring the doorbell and, penetratingly looking into the eyes of the peasant who opened it, they ask:
– Young man, tell me – do you believe in God?
Young man, gloomily:
– Not.
Nuns, even more heartfelt:
– And why?..
He sighs heavily and says:
— Girls, now I have a bottle of vodka in the fridge. Do you want to take a sip from your throat?
The nuns smile:
– Not!..
Man, very insightful.
– And why?!