ASTRO BOT Madness: Speedrun Levels and Special Bots are Here!
Alright, gaming enthusiasts! Gather ’round, because the Astro Bot universe is expanding faster than a toddler on a sugar high. If you thought the original gameplay was speedy, wait until you hear about the new speedrun level and the Special Bots launching—tomorrow! Yes, that’s right! The only thing faster than the news spreading is Astro Bot himself. Unless, of course, you’re on dial-up.
The 31.865 Speedrun Record
First up, let’s talk about the record-shattering 31.865 speedrun time. Now, if you’re not familiar with speedrunning, it’s basically the Olympics of gaming—but with more snacks and less actual exercise. Players are jumping, dodging, and cramming their tiny robot fists into every conceivable shortcut. I mean, when did gaming turn into a game of “how fast can I not pay attention to my surroundings?”
Weekly Updates to Keep You on Your Toes
As if that wasn’t enough, Sony has officially confirmed that players can expect these thrilling speedrun levels and Special Bots every week. Yes, I said every week! It’s like the gaming equivalent of a pop-up restaurant—you never know what they’re serving next, but you’re definitely curious enough to try it. Let’s just hope they don’t start charging for extra toppings!
Special Bots to Spice Up Your Game
What about those shiny new Special Bots? Well, according to Gematsu, the first of five special weekly updates is landing on October 17! This is like Christmas morning for gamers—a chance to catch the new bots sprightly bouncing around while we fumble our controllers! I’d like to see them manage a speedrun with my thumbs flailing like they’re auditioning for a dance competition!
Conclusion
So gear up, folks! Whether you’re a seasoned speedrunner or just someone who can’t handle the high-pressure environment of “find the bathroom during the credits,” there’s something exciting happening in the Astro Bot universe. Remember, every second counts—and so does that pizza in your hand while you play! Happy gaming!
