The Cheeky Chronicles of Apple’s New Vision
Hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen, because Apple is back in the news like a runaway train with a full load of hyped-up products! Just when you thought you’d heard the last of it, Bloomberg tells us that the Apple Vision Pro 2 might just arrive late 2025 or early 2026. Can’t wait! Or can we? They’ve got us waiting longer than a kid on Christmas morning who just found out Santa is apparently a little behind schedule.
Is it for You? Tim Cook Thinks Not!
In a shocking plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Tim Cook himself has declared that Apple’s current flagship product “isn’t for you.” That’s straight from the horse’s mouth, folks! Apparently, it’s aimed at the kind of consumers who have more money than sense. Maybe they could get it for their pet parrot? They could definitely use a new way to watch Parrots Got Talent.
Read more about it on Glass Almanac.
Mark Gurman’s Watchful Eye
Meanwhile, our pal Mark Gurman says the Apple Vision Pro 2 is on track for release between Fall 2025 and Spring 2026. Is this a technology product or just a fancy-coat-wearing magician? “Ta-da! Here it is, but where’s your wallet?” Who can keep track anymore? Apple’s timeline is more unpredictable than a British summer! And they say the only thing constant is change.
Find out more in the article! from 9to5Mac.
Cheap Doesn’t Always Mean Cheerful
Oh, and have you heard? The cheaper Apple Vision headset is delayed “beyond 2027,” according to Kuo. At this rate, Apple’s cheaper model is the tech version of waiting for Godot. “I promise it’s coming, just not yet.” I’m starting to think they should just stick a “coming soon” sticker on their entire product line!
Check out the details on UploadVR.
The Future of AR Glasses?
Last but certainly not least, whispers of AR glasses are in the air! Allegedly, Apple is “seriously considering” tethering a new pair of glasses to iPhones, which sounds exciting and restrictive at the same time. It’s like they’ve taken the concept of your mother calling you every hour to check-in, and made it wearable. “Look, darling, if you stray too far from your iPhone, we lose you in the virtual woods!”
Dive into that story on Wccftech.
In summary, it seems like Apple has planned a solid combination of innovation, delays, and drama—perfect for a binge-watch series, if you ask me! Keep your devices charged and your wallets ready, because the rollercoaster of Apple hasn’t finished its loop-de-loops just yet!
- Apple Vision Pro 2 May Land Late 2025 or the Spring of 2026: Bloomberg PCMag
- Tim Cook acknowledges: Apple’s latest flagship product isn’t for you. Production has ended. Glass Almanac
- Gurman: Apple Vision Pro 2 on track for release between Fall 2025 and Spring 2026 9to5Mac
- Kuo Claims The Cheaper Apple Vision Headset Is Delayed “Beyond 2027” UploadVR
- Apple Is ‘Seriously Considering’ To Launch A Pair Of AR Glasses, But These Will Be Tethered To The iPhone, Making The Latter An Important Addition To The Ecosystem Wccftech
Hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen, because Apple is back in the news like a runaway train with a full load of hyped-up products! Just when you thought you’d heard the last of it, Bloomberg tells us that the Apple Vision Pro 2 might just arrive late 2025 or early 2026. Can’t wait! Or can we? They’ve got us waiting longer than a kid on Christmas morning who just found out Santa is apparently a little behind schedule.
Is it for You? Tim Cook Thinks Not!
In a shocking plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Tim Cook himself has declared that Apple’s current flagship product “isn’t for you.” That’s straight from the horse’s mouth, folks! Apparently, it’s aimed at the kind of consumers who have more money than sense. Maybe they could get it for their pet parrot? They could definitely use a new way to watch Parrots Got Talent.
Read more about it on Glass Almanac.
Mark Gurman’s Watchful Eye
Meanwhile, our pal Mark Gurman says the Apple Vision Pro 2 is on track for release between Fall 2025 and Spring 2026. Is this a technology product or just a fancy-coat-wearing magician? “Ta-da! Here it is, but where’s your wallet?” Who can keep track anymore? Apple’s timeline is more unpredictable than a British summer! And they say the only thing constant is change.
Find out more in the article! from 9to5Mac.
Cheap Doesn’t Always Mean Cheerful
Oh, and have you heard? The cheaper Apple Vision headset is delayed “beyond 2027,” according to Kuo. At this rate, Apple’s cheaper model is the tech version of waiting for Godot. “I promise it’s coming, just not yet.” I’m starting to think they should just stick a “coming soon” sticker on their entire product line!
Check out the details on UploadVR.
The Future of AR Glasses?
Last but certainly not least, whispers of AR glasses are in the air! Allegedly, Apple is “seriously considering” tethering a new pair of glasses to iPhones, which sounds exciting and restrictive at the same time. It’s like they’ve taken the concept of your mother calling you every hour to check-in, and made it wearable. “Look, darling, if you stray too far from your iPhone, we lose you in the virtual woods!”
Dive into that story on Wccftech.
it seems like Apple has planned a solid combination of innovation, delays, and drama—perfect for a binge-watch series, if you ask me! Keep your devices charged and your wallets ready, because the rollercoaster of Apple hasn’t finished its loop-de-loops just yet!
- Apple Vision Pro 2 May Land Late 2025 or the Spring of 2026: Bloomberg PCMag
- Read more about it on Glass Almanac.
