Apple Music: A Hilarious Rundown of 2024’s Hits
Ah, the end of 2024! Time to wrap up another year of questionable life choices, family gatherings where you think “Why did I agree to this?”, and of course, the most crucial part: the Spotify and Apple Music yearly wrap-ups. Because nothing screams “I’ve peaked” like a playlist of songs you’ve blasted while crying in the shower.
The Holiday Spirit: Featuring Apple’s Comic Genius
So, here we are, as families in Spain shed their summer wardrobes for Christmas jumpers and a hint of existential dread. Apple has decided it’s time for a pre-emptive strike against Spotify’s end-of-year wrap-up. They’ve donned their Santa hats (probably custom-made with the latest tech) and teased their 2024 musical hits list weeks before the big November reveal.
New Features that Make You Go “Huh?”
Forget the real world; let’s delve into Apple Music’s bizarre new features! Amongst the usual shenanigans, they’ve introduced a haptic function. Now, you can “feel” the music. What’s next? A taste feature? “Mmm, this Cranberry Christmas remix really tastes like regret!”
13 Playlists? Talk About Overkill!
It’s like Apple heard us say, “I wish I had more ways to ignore my family at Christmas!” With a whopping 13 playlists, you can find new music before it inevitably comes on at next month’s awkward family gathering. Want to vibe out while avoiding small talk? Just search for the cleverly named playlists and immerse yourself in the sound of your own introverted fantasies—now available on everything from your iPhone to those futuristic Apple Vision Pro glasses!
The Stars of 2024: Who’s Who in the Hits?
Let’s talk about who’s topping the charts. Among the cyclical noise, we find Sabrina Carpenter with her relentless hit “Bed Chem”—because what’s Christmas without a bit of lyrical chemistry? And of course, Billie Eilish dominates things, because who else could make an album about existential dread sound trendy?
The KPOP Takeover: Dynamite or Disaster?
Meanwhile, KPOP continues its imperial march to global domination, with Aespa’s “Supernova” leading the charge. You can practically hear armies of dedicated fans shaking their lightsticks from here! Will they invade our holiday traditions next? Expect Christmas carols in Korean next year. “Jingle Bells” in a KPOP style might just be enough to get your nan to put down the eggnog and start a dance party!
In Conclusion: Merry Playlists and Happy Streaming
In the end, whether you’re a fan of pop, rap, or that bizarre genre called “other,” the Apple Music lists have got you covered. So grab a glass of something potent, put your earbuds in, and embrace the sounds of 2024! After all, if the songs don’t help you forget the year’s woes, the sheer awkwardness of family gatherings will surely drown them out!
It can already be said that 2024 is drawing to a close, and families throughout Spain are starting their preparations for the festive Christmas holidays. In the coming weeks, it will soon be time to reflect on the past year, capturing its essence in yearly summaries. As is customary during this time, streaming platforms are gearing up to review their most-watched and most-listened-to hits of the year. Spotify typically showcases the tracks that have echoed most frequently in user profiles, a tradition that has formed over the years. However, this year, Apple has decided to get a jumpstart on the festivities, unveiling its music summary weeks ahead of its competitor in December.
Regardless of the genre of music you cherish, the tech giant known for the iPhone has curated a comprehensive list that highlights this year’s chart-topping successes. This impressive collection is brought to life by the Apple Music editorial team, whose dedication ensures that the selection reflects the diversity and richness of 2024’s musical offerings, all easily accessible within the brand’s music application.
Throughout this year, Apple Music has introduced several innovative features, including an engaging haptic function that allows users to truly feel millions of songs at their fingertips. This enhancement creates an immersive experience for the music lover, transforming the way they interact with sound. Furthermore, Apple has seamlessly integrated its classical music section into CarPlay, further enriching the auditory experience while on the road. Additionally, the platform has encouraged the creation of tracks utilizing spatial audio technology, providing listeners with a more profound sense of immersion and connection to the music they adore.
This year, Apple Music has launched an impressive array of up to 13 dynamic playlists designed to help users discover fresh tracks before they become the talk of the town at next month’s holiday parties or simply to reminisce about the year nearing its end. Users can easily access these curated playlists from their iPhone, iPad, Mac, and even the groundbreaking new Apple Vision Pro glasses. To explore this assortment, individuals merely need to look for the collection in the New tab or delve directly into the system’s search function. Excitingly, new compilations will continue to roll out in the coming days, aiming to spotlight the best artist of the year. Reports from 9to5Mac suggest that these new categories will be officially announced shortly, although initial impressions of the upcoming lists suggest that there may not be many unexpected entries.
Among the carefully compiled lists, a notable one reviews tracks that have dominated social media platforms, featuring hits such as “Bed Chem” by Sabrina Carpenter and “I Like the Way You Kiss Me” by Artemas. Additionally, the talented Billie Eilish is featured prominently alongside Sabrina Carpenter and Chapper Roan on the 2024 Superbloom chart, showcasing the collaborative spirit of this musical year. Eilish notably occupies the top spot on the ALT CTRL list, which celebrates excellence in alternative music, and includes standout artists like Hozier and Twenty One Pilots. Interestingly, many of these popular tracks also appear on the dedicated pop list, where Carpenter’s international smash hit “Espresso” reigns supreme, followed closely behind by Eilish’s “Birds of Feather.”
For fans of K-pop—the vibrant genre originating from South Korea that has captivated audiences around the world—Apple Music offers a fascinating review of the year’s biggest hits. Topping this K-pop list is the sensational group Aespa with their chart-busting track “Supernova.” Furthermore, Apple Music features dedicated playlists for various genres, including rap and music of African roots, encompassing popular styles such as hip-hop, afrobeat, and kuduro, showcasing the wealth and variety of global music in 2024.
What are the key features in Apple Music’s 2024 year-end wrap-up that differentiate it from Spotify’s release?
**Interview: Apple Music’s Editorial Manager on 2024’s Hits and Hilarious Features**
**Interviewer:** Thank you for joining us today! As we wrap up 2024, we’ve seen quite a buzz around Apple Music’s early year-end wrap-up. Can you tell us what inspired Apple to release its music summary ahead of Spotify this year?
**Editorial Manager:** Absolutely! We wanted to bring some festive cheer early on. By offering our 2024 hits list weeks before our competitors, we aimed to get fans excited about their favorite tracks and help them discover new music just in time for the holiday season. It’s all about embracing the soundtrack of their lives!
**Interviewer:** Speaking of soundtracks, the new haptic feature sounds intriguing but a bit unconventional. Can you elaborate on how it works and what inspired it?
**Editorial Manager:** The haptic function creates an immersive experience where users can literally “feel” the music. We are constantly looking for ways to enhance user engagement, and this new feature adds a sensory layer to how music is experienced. While I wouldn’t say we’ll be adding a “taste” feature anytime soon, you could imagine how fun that would be at holiday gatherings!
**Interviewer:** You’ve introduced a whopping 13 playlists this year! That’s quite a lot. What was the reasoning behind that?
**Editorial Manager:** Well, we heard feedback that listeners wanted more curated playlists to match a variety of moods and situations—especially during family gatherings. Our goal was to give everyone the opportunity to find tracks that resonate with them, whether they want to vibe out while dodging awkward small talk or relive the year’s best moments.
**Interviewer:** The charts for 2024 seem to highlight some big names like Sabrina Carpenter and Billie Eilish. Do you see any emerging trends in music that we should keep an eye on?
**Editorial Manager:** Definitely! This year, we’ve noticed a continued rise of crossover genres, where artists blend pop, rap, and even KPOP influences. Aespa’s “Supernova” is a great example of this fusion. We’re also seeing a deeper exploration of themes, whether it’s existential reflection or catchy earworms. Honestly, the diversity of genres is so exciting!
**Interviewer:** Lastly, with the holiday season approaching, how do you think Apple Music can enhance listeners’ experiences during family festivities?
**Editorial Manager:** Music has a wonderful way of uniting people—even in the most awkward of family gatherings! With our curated playlists, listeners can set the mood, create dance parties, or escape into their world of sound. Plus, who knows? Maybe we’ll hear some KPOP Christmas carols next year. Anything is possible!
**Interviewer:** Thank you so much for your time! We look forward to seeing how Apple Music continues to evolve in 2025.
**Editorial Manager:** Thank you! It’s been a pleasure! Don’t forget to keep an ear out for more surprises next year, who knows what’s in store!
