AEW Dynamite: A Night of High-Flying Antics and Jaw-Dropping Moments
Welcome to tonight’s AEW Dynamite, live from Bridgeport, Connecticut! It’s like someone took a circus and a soap opera, strapped them together, and called it “wrestling.” And boy, do we have matches that could make even the most stoic amongst us chuckle! Let’s dive right into the hilarity and the high stakes, shall we?
AEW International Champion Konosuke Takeshita takes on Adam Cole in a non-title match that has everyone questioning, “Why didn’t they just make it a title match?” I mean, what’s next? A non-pregnant pregnancy test? But no matter how absurd, the stakes are comically high for Cole, who’s racing to secure three victories before Roderick Strong does. Meanwhile, speak of the devil—Strong faces off against Lance Archer in a falls count anywhere match. Remember, folks, the only thing falling harder than the wrestlers tonight is my will to be productive this week!
Returning after a much-needed hiatus, Will Ospreay is back in the ring to address his nemesis, Kyle Fletcher. I mean, if they had a cup for the most dramatic face-offs, Fletcher would be neck-deep in it. And it seems Jon Moxley is also in the house, ready to seize the Superstation. Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Moxley tried to seize the mic from Tony Schiavone, just to throw in a dramatic monologue.
Moving on to the four-way contender’s match, we have FTR squaring off against the House of Black’s Brody King & Malakai Black. The only thing scarier than those names combined is my bank account after a shopping spree. Meanwhile, the dynamic duo of Hangman Page and Christian Cage are set to take on Jay White and Juice Robinson, which sounds about as cohesive as putting mayonnaise on ice cream. And don’t get me started on Swerve Strickland, who’s preparing to face Lio Rush. Is it just me, or are we just putting people together like we’re building a wrestling-themed jigsaw puzzle?
Britt Baker makes her much-anticipated return against Penelope Ford, while Jamie Hayter is also slated for an appearance. Honestly, it’s wondrous to see the women getting the spotlight—they really shine when they’re allowed to!
Now, on to the matches! In the opening contest, it wasn’t entirely shocking that Hangman Page and Christian Cage beat out the team of Jay White and Juice Robinson. Page and Cage are about as likely a pair as a cat and a toaster, yet here they are, winning against the odds. Page’s springboard lariat was impressive, but I wouldn’t risk it with my back—I’d rather just invest in some back massagers!
Then we have Roderick Strong pulling off a surprise win against Lance Archer in their falls count anywhere match. It must be fantastic to be Strong, gaining wins like they’re candies at Halloween. Meanwhile, the poor crowd had to pick up the pieces of their disbelief when they saw Strong leap from the barricade, only to end the match quicker than my attempts at a New Year’s resolution!
In the grand finale of the evening, we had the International Champion Konosuke Takeshita defeating Adam Cole. A blast of a match! There were moments that left me gasping, especially when Cole was about to hit that Panama Sunrise until Takeshita cut him off with a beauty of a counter. But the real comic twist? The cheeky diamond ring shot as Takeshita secured his win. Honestly, MJF must be giggling like a schoolboy; comedy gold right there!
As much as I enjoy watching these matches unfold, let’s address the elephant in the room—MJF watching Moxley’s antics from home. The schadenfreude is palpable! At this point, he should get a backstage pass to just pop in whenever he feels like messing with the others. Can you imagine the chaos?
To wrap it all up tonight, AEW Dynamite showcased its usual mixture of drama, absurdity, and some truly impressive wrestling. If you weren’t laughing at the shenanigans, you were probably caught with your jaw dropped at the athleticism on display. Until next time, folks, hold on to your hats—a wild ride awaits us!
Bridgeport, Connecticut is the electrifying host of tonight’s AEW Dynamite, featuring an array of high-stakes matches and star-studded appearances that have fans buzzing with anticipation.
In an intriguing showdown, AEW International Champion Konosuke Takeshita will step into the ring against fan-favorite Adam Cole in a non-title clash. This match is pivotal for Cole, who aims to secure three victories before Roderick Strong can achieve the same in his pursuit of a championship shot against MJF at Full Gear. Strong, for his part, faces the formidable Lance Archer in a thrilling falls count anywhere match, where he will also strive for that crucial win.
Fans can expect a star-studded presence tonight, as the charismatic Will Ospreay returns after a brief hiatus, alongside the AEW World Champion Jon Moxley, who is adamant about making his mark in this “Superstation” episode.
As the Full Gear four-way contender series progresses, high-caliber teams will clash, with the veteran tandem FTR squaring off against the dynamic duo of Brody King and Malakai Black from the House of Black.
The match card continues to heat up, featuring Hangman Page teaming with Christian Cage to challenge the impactful duo of Jay White and Juice Robinson. Additionally, the ever-charismatic Swerve Strickland is set to battle Lio Rush one-on-one, while his opponent at Full Gear, Bobby Lashley, is also slated to make an appearance.
Not to be missed, the ever-popular Britt Baker makes her much-anticipated return to action against Penelope Ford. Meanwhile, fans will be delighted to see Jamie Hayter make an appearance later in the event.
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As AEW Dynamite kicks off, Excalibur warmly welcomes viewers alongside Nigel McGuinness and Tony Schiavone, building excitement as The Patriarchy enters the arena for the opening contest.
Hangman Adam Page & Christian Cage (w/The Patriarchy) defeated Switchblade Jay White & Juice Robinson
From the introduction, it seemed clear that Juice Robinson was at risk of taking the pinfall, given he wasn’t directly involved in a feud with Page or Cage. The numbers showcased how overwhelming The Patriarchy could be in this matchup, and despite Page and Cage’s unlikely alliance, they worked cohesively enough to secure a narrow victory. The match kept the tension high between Page and White, making fans eager for their impending rematch at Full Gear.
The match started evenly with both Page and White unable to gain the upper hand until Christian Cage made a blind tag. After a series of hard-hitting exchanges, including a stunning reverse neckbreaker from Cage, the competitors fought intensely with the match spilling outside. HOOK’s interference was pivotal as he confronted Nick Wayne, allowing Robinson to deliver a neckbreaker outside the ring. The drama escalated further as the competitors engaged in rapid fire exchanges, strategically keeping the action intense right up to the finish, where Kip Sabian played a crucial role in the chaotic conclusion.
-Renee Paquette stood outside Mercedes Mone’s locker room, inquiring about her highly-anticipated match against Kris Statlander at Full Gear. Mone vehemently scolded Paquette for her audacity to ask before elaborating on her rivalry with Kamille, which took an unexpected turn when Statlander made her presence known.
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Will Ospreay Calls Out Kyle Fletcher
Tony Schiavone enters the ring to welcome Ospreay, whose entrance is met with a thunderous ovation from the audience. Ospreay elaborates on the numerous questions he has and insists Schiavone leave so he can confront Kyle Fletcher directly. Fletcher, initially hesitant, walks out and provocatively mentions how Ospreay opted out of confrontation weeks ago.
Fletcher challenges Ospreay, stirring the tension as he brandishes a screwdriver, only for Ospreay to dismiss its importance. The confrontation escalates when Ospreay accepts the challenge for a match at Full Gear, with an emotional backdrop indicating the stakes are high for both competitors.
Brian Cage & Lance Archer join the fray, prompting a massive brawl and the excitement of a chaotic environment that had everyone on the edge of their seats, culminating in Roderick Strong’s match against Lance Archer.
Roderick Strong defeated Lance Archer in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
The match delivered a surprising pace that fans didn’t see coming. Despite the brief duration, the excitement was palpable as the action flared throughout the arena, allowing Strong to secure his place at Full Gear against MJF while maintaining the narrative surrounding upcoming showdowns.
As the tension built, viewers witnessed Strong momentarily gaining the upper hand despite a chaotic brawl around the arena. Strong managed to execute a quick pin, solidifying his path toward Full Gear, where he plans to settle things with MJF once and for all.
As the action unfolded, Konosuke Takeshita made an impactful statement following his match against Adam Cole, adding another layer of complexity and intrigue to the unfolding storyline.
AEW International Champion Konosuke Takeshita defeated Adam Cole
Takeshita’s performance astounded audiences, further showcasing the intrigue building around the rivalry with Adam Cole and MJF, particularly as the spotlight shifts toward Full Gear.
Afterward, Roderick Strong attacked Takeshita, escalating their rivalry, while Kyle O’Reilly made a sudden entrance, heightening the anxiety and anticipation of upcoming events as Takeshita escaped the chaos, leaving tensions running high among the competitors.
-Renee Paquette was backstage with The Hurt Syndicate, presiding over an intense conversation with Bobby Lashley about his upcoming clash with Swerve Strickland.
-Jon Moxley Seizes the Superstation
Moxley took center stage, demanding attention as he reflected on the pressure building ahead of Full Gear. His intense promo heightened the stakes not just for his match, but for those around him as he declared to the roster the fear they instilled in their opponents.
Adding to the excitement, Darby Allin made a surprise appearance, unleashing chaos that captivated fans, leading to intense blurring lines between the fierce rivalries creating ripples as everyone gears up for the upcoming matches.
-Renee Paquette was backstage with various talents, hinting at building storylines and feuds that promise to captivate audiences in forthcoming episodes.
Dr. Britt Baker defeated Penelope Ford
Baker’s triumphant return showcased her resilience and determination in not only stepping back into the ring but also displaying her signature finisher, the Lockjaw, which earned her a swift victory.
The tension built around upcoming showdowns continued throughout, as segments hinted at future analyses and developments.
As Dynamite comes to an end, anticipation for Full Gear only intensifies, with implications that these matches will set the stage for monumental moments in the weeks to come.
Made his presence felt in a promo that stirred the crowd, hyping up his upcoming title defense at Full Gear. He addressed his rivals and the unpredictability of the wrestling world, vowing to remain a dominant force and proving once again why he wears the gold. His intensity and passion were palpable, leaving fans eager to see how he will navigate the challenges that lie ahead.
As the night wrapped up, AEW Dynamite delivered yet another thrilling spectacle filled with unexpected twists, high-octane action, and riveting storylines that left the audience buzzing. With Full Gear on the horizon, the stakes are only getting higher, and with each match, the anticipation builds. Brace yourselves, wrestling fans—this rollercoaster of emotions is just getting started!
