A Collection of Quirky Stories and News From Around Quebec

2023-09-09 04:00:00

• Special request: Can you not put orange cones when there is no work? It seems to me that there are already enough.

• For his twins, Georges Laraque met skating teacher Loraine Ostiguy (from Brossard). A rare pearl.

• In his show, Daniel Lemire says that his girlfriend told him about a threesome. He was thrilled until he realized he wasn’t into it.

• Assistant instructor with the Florida Panthers, Sylvain Lefebvre is having a great time and is impressed by the exceptional work of his coach, Paul Maurice.

• Long at the Mirage where he was maître d’hôtel, Nicolas Burns now runs MYO, a very high-end meeting place for business people in Laval. Big class.

• With all due respect to colleague Joseph Facal who would happily rename it, Dorval airport has been called Le Montréal-Trudeau for 20 years today.

• Explain to me why birds never get out of breath.

• That Trump goes to prison doesn’t make me angry. It comes out…

• Minister Geneviève Guilbault says: “The REM is fantastic. Clean, fast and, what’s more, you don’t need to wear a seat belt.”

• The meeting place for northern stars is at the Maestro restaurant in Saint-Sauveur. What cuisine!

• After three weeks of vacation (and hockey) in Quebec, Stéphane Talbot returned to the Marrakech golf club that he manages in Morocco. He’s waiting for you.

• Emirates is one of the very few airlines to fly to Russia despite the war with Ukraine.

• In my opinion, the best octopus in Montreal is at Milos on Parc Avenue in Montreal.

• Born on July 31 in a zoo in Tennessee, she will be called Kipekee (which means unique). It is the only unblemished giraffe in the world. She was born completely brown.

• Don’t be surprised to see Mario Tremblay on the court at the L’Île-des-Sœurs tennis club. A tour de force from his girlfriend, France Néron.

• Did you know that the first Canadian credit card, Chargex, would celebrate its 55th anniversary? Chargex then became Visa, therefore American.

• Yes Pierre G., Tim Hortons and Burger King, it’s the same company.

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IN THE HEAP

• So hot this week that I walked past a pigsty and it smelled like bacon.

• Nasty party at the end of the week. There were so many people that we did the dishes in the pool.

• “Teachers in demand. If possible with a fan.” (Minister Drainville)

• At the lunch of Serge Savard’s golf tournament, while Michel Bergeron was eating alone with Jacques Lemaire, Bob Gainey stopped at their level with his plate in hand, looked at them before continuing on his way and he simply said: “Unbelievable.”

• It is only in Quebec that you see secondary 5 teachers who have secondary 3.

• Why does the young actress Emmanuelle Gagné-Néron prefer to take a bath than a shower? In the bath, you can keep your cell phone.

• Two toasts in the morning, but in the evening, one toast every 15 minutes.

• Great to see the REM operating without a driver. Better. In the evening, there are often no passengers either.

• Not easy to work at the unemployment insurance office. If you lose your job, you are forced to come back the next day.

• From Michel Hamelin on the green: My ball is so far from the pin, I had to “call” Uber.

• So hot this week that we went to Rougemont and picked applesauce.

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