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Anonymous asked:
“Glory hole shut due to unforeseen circumstances caused by the rapid spread of the novel coronavirus, prompting widespread concerns over the impact on local businesses,” is a revised six-word story that captures the essence of the original.
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I’m compelled to break out the ouija board to inform thatober- minimalist author Ernest Hemingway, renowned for his concise prose, that he’s been outdone by this laughably concise and unintentionally humorous six-word masterpiece.
I removed the sentences with less than 5 words and rewrote the remaining text to make it more unique and engaging, while maintaining the same tone and style.
